purplefood wrote:

camboyaz wrote:Sir, may I ask what platoon and squad I will be in?

131-Ovr. Purple-#22 yeah? You're in Platoon Alpha

Thanks, but when will my name be posted?

camboyaz wrote:

purplefood wrote:

camboyaz wrote:Sir, may I ask what platoon and squad I will be in?

131-Ovr. Purple-#22 yeah? You're in Platoon Alpha

Thanks, but when will my name be posted?

131-Ovr. Purple-When the Marshall gets round to it.
If he doesn't i'll make sure it comes to his attention... you could always join my squad...

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

I think it would be clearer if you used moar CAPS LOCK!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

Proud to serve under you, Commissar. Lead my flamer into the enemies of the Emperor!

(Outflanking Training sounds very nice - do I smell Al'Rahem?)

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

Commander Seric: Congratulations on the promotion, Commissar Wasabi! A shame about those simultaneous lasgun malfunctions.

Gavo wrote:
Proud to serve under you, Commissar. Lead my flamer into the enemies of the Emperor!

(Outflanking Training sounds very nice - do I smell Al'Rahem?)

Glad to have you with me, private. Here's how our system will work: When I see an enemy, I'll point at him and start yelling. From that point on, it becomes be your job to kill whatever is being pointed at. It's a good system.

I went to commissariat school with Al'Rahem years ago... I distinctly remember him copying my work when we sat next to one another.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

Gavo wrote:
Proud to serve under you, Commissar. Lead my flamer into the enemies of the Emperor!

(Outflanking Training sounds very nice - do I smell Al'Rahem?)

Glad to have you with me, private. Here's how our system will work: When I see an enemy, I'll point at him and start yelling. From that point on, it becomes be your job to kill whatever is being pointed at. It's a good system.

I went to commissariat school with Al'Rahem years ago... I distinctly remember him copying my work when we sat next to one another.

Commander Seric: I thought Al'Rahem was a captain?

Another commisar Its not for my own good no matter what they say
on a side note being exposed to warp powers had nothing to do with the penal legion mishap we all know that warp powers have no adverse effects whatsoever

General Seric wrote:Commander Seric: I thought Al'Rahem was a captain?

All captains go through commissar training. After all, you simply MUST learn proper summary execution posture before you're allowed to be a leader of men.

Derp. Glory to the new Commissar Wasabi! May he point Platton Gamma gracefully to victory.

Thats the plan, and he isn't al rahem i'm afraid, he is off with the tallarn. He is Captain Rahem, his catachan twin.

Virzoki, your number is up in alpha squad

numbers may change today as i am amalgamating units

coolyo294 wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

I think it would be clearer if you used moar CAPS LOCK!

1 thing to not be sarcy at- an angry commissar. so watch it or you next and last transfer will be to 131.

Okay a couple of notes.

Due to reassignment and recent requisition, we have unfortunately had to drop the rough rider training scheme- however, to demonstrate their expertise, all have been assigned to gamma platoon.

Your numbers may also have changed, as i have reassigned to fill up squads in order of 1->4

Lastly, I would like to announce, due to dissolution of SW Squad Gamma, that SWO JKB has been promoted to Veteran SWO in command squad Alpha.

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Aie Lord Commissar!!

I have placed the load mouth on permanent "Vehicle Sanititisation" drill... with a tooth brush!

I feel the spirit of my crew will pay you back once we are in combat...

try and be light on them... these long space voyagers between campaigns have them on edge!

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

congratulations sir....

I always said this is EXACTLY what we need...

ANOTHER commissar!!

Commander Sigsmund Sir!
I notice that we do not have a battle priest attached to our comapny. Sir, could I request the honour of reading aloud passages of the litanies of fury and hate, whilst we drive forth and crush our enemies in His name? I feel my aim is always truest knowing that He is watching. The crew of "Marshall's Wrath" might be getting a rep for being hotheads but I'm pious as it gets Sir, and I intend to show the rest of the company what a Demolisher can do with the Emperor's blessing.

Lastly, I would like to announce, due to dissolution of SW Squad Gamma, that SWO JKB has been promoted to Veteran SWO in command squad Alpha.

Thank you, sir! Won't let you down, sir! No, I won't wear a skirt, sir!

However, I did notice on the roster that I'm down as Command Squad Gamma. May I request clarification as to which platoon I am assigned?

I may also be so bold as to suggest that you may wish to find another strapping, fine, young lad to act as your adjutant, sir.

CadianCommander wrote:

Lastly, I would like to announce, due to dissolution of SW Squad Gamma, that SWO JKB has been promoted to Veteran SWO in command squad Alpha.

Thank you, sir! Won't let you down, sir! No, I won't wear a skirt, sir!

However, I did notice on the roster that I'm down as Command Squad Gamma. May I request clarification as to which platoon I am assigned?

I may also be so bold as to suggest that you may wish to find another strapping, fine, young lad to act as your adjutant, sir.

Unfortuntately the records are encrypted so only i can edit them, so i have no idea what my adjutant would get his wage for. and you will be in alpha, this was an oversight on the servitors part..

Permission to use the faulty servitor for target practice, sir?

CadianCommander wrote:Permission to use the faulty servitor for target practice, sir?

Granted.

<girlish cry> SQUEEE!!!

<gruff voice> err...ahh.. I mean, yes sir! thank you, sir!

<is seen taking off into the jungle looking embarrassed with servitor in tow>

97- Gunner Giles: Number change noted, sir. If I may ask, will the heavy weapons teams be on the infantry rotations as well Or will we be seeing every battle?

And who is in Effective Command of our Heavy Weapons squad, sir?

CadianCommander wrote:<girlish cry> SQUEEE!!!

Luna Pintus: What was that?!

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Luna Pintus: Did I miss something, I was in target patice.

Apparently a full stop is border line heresy.

In the 41st milenium there are only run on sentences...
131-Ovr Purpel-Everyone calm down. I mean everyone when i say that not just certain individuals...

Iho sticks on me...everyone, yes especially you commissioner.

Swiftblade wrote:97- Gunner Giles: Number change noted, sir. If I may ask, will the heavy weapons teams be on the infantry rotations as well Or will we be seeing every battle?

And who is in Effective Command of our Heavy Weapons squad, sir?

all depends who shoots best.

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Swiftblade wrote:97- Gunner Giles: Number change noted, sir. If I may ask, will the heavy weapons teams be on the infantry rotations as well Or will we be seeing every battle?

And who is in Effective Command of our Heavy Weapons squad, sir?

all depends who shoots best.

97-Gun. Giles-Sounds good by me, Marshall. what about Infantry rotations? Will us heavy weapons troopers be seeing every battle?

Yes you will

97- Gun Giles- Good, thats more for me to kill. All I need are alot of bullets and alot of targets, sir!

I assure you, there will be plenty

Luna Dragon wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Luna Pintus: Did I miss something, I was in target patice.

Commander Seric: He made a comment about a new trooper being a meat shield and then retracted it, but not before the commissar heard. Not the best thing for morale...

We are forgetting this episode and going to start acting like a real regiment, everyon shall be judged by the emperor.

Very good sir,. *salute* I request some regimental picts, if it were possible??

hlaine.larkin wrote:We are forgetting this episode and going to start acting like a real regiment, everyon shall be judged by the emperor.

Commander Seric: Sorry sir, just informing my driver. Won't happen again.

KorPhaeron77 wrote:Commander Sigsmund Sir!
I notice that we do not have a battle priest attached to our comapny. Sir, could I request the honour of reading aloud passages of the litanies of fury and hate, whilst we drive forth and crush our enemies in His name? I feel my aim is always truest knowing that He is watching. The crew of "Marshall's Wrath" might be getting a rep for being hotheads but I'm pious as it gets Sir, and I intend to show the rest of the company what a Demolisher can do with the Emperor's blessing.

This is an excellent idea! we can ask the Engineseers to request the machine spirits to allow vox casters to be mounted to our turret so that the entire regiment can hear your inspirational verse... and the boom of our demolisher canon shall be the punctuation!!! ...and the sound of the bones of our fried adversaries grinding under our treads a tribute to the All Father!!

...also if the crew of the "Honour" hear it they might actually man up and come out from behind there reinforced bunker and get their treads wet!

151-Pilot Karrick-How about we see the result of the first battle?

Yeah...

Varl Sigmund wrote:...also if the crew of the "Honour" hear it they might actually man up and come out from behind there reinforced bunker and get their treads wet!

Honour!?! *snigger* wear?

42-Pvt. Duke. I think you mean 'where'.


(I have enough catachan bits to make a trooper (got them from a misc trade) so I may make myself a Duke fig )

Probably.

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay a couple of notes.

Due to reassignment and recent requisition, we have unfortunately had to drop the rough rider training scheme- however, to demonstrate their expertise, all have been assigned to gamma platoon.

Your numbers may also have changed, as i have reassigned to fill up squads in order of 1->4

125 Biggles- Will our Sentinel Squadron be taking to the front lines in the battle sir? What enemies of the emperor will we be smiting?

Sir, can we have our own sentinel league? If it is possible could my sentinel be called "The Jungle Stalker"?- 125 Biggles.

It would have to be between th 2 sentinal squadrons, so if you want to do that, then okay.

not sure what foe we face, but i hear rumblings of a tyranid incursion..

When everything has has arrived and been given primer ready for new regimntal colours, i will take a pict and label every unit in it

Yes. Carnt wait to see our girl!
ps, maybe if you put the two sentinel squadrons on the vehicle chart but as there two squadrons, not all together??

Sir, could you place me into the Regiment? I have a post with my number and name already, i think pg 10 or 11

Here we are, #22- Pvt Virzoki!

I think you are already in it, i will double check for you

It's there trooper, sorry for the delay, bloody servitors!

15-VT-SWO-JKB: More servitors for target practice, sir?

hlaine.larkin wrote:It would have to be between th 2 sentinal squadrons, so if you want to do that, then okay.

not sure what foe we face, but i hear rumblings of a tyranid incursion..

When everything has has arrived and been given primer ready for new regimntal colours, i will take a pict and label every unit in it

96- Giles- Tyranids? Nothing I love better than gunning down the cursed xenos!

22- Virzoki- I don't know man, I hope we can mow them down before they get close...

coolyo294 wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

I think it would be clearer if you used moar CAPS LOCK!

Sorry to get back on this so late but...YES IM APOLOGIZE THAT THE ENITRETY OF THAT POST WAS NOT IN CAPS LOCKS! BUT. YOUR SENTENCING TO THE PENAL LEGION CAN BE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TROOPER . Joking of course. Or am i?

Varl Sigmund wrote:...also if the crew of the "Honour" hear it they might actually man up and come out from behind there reinforced bunker and get their treads wet!

Commander Seric: We'll see who's strategy is better after the first battle.

hlaine.larkin wrote:It would have to be between th 2 sentinal squadrons, so if you want to do that, then okay.

not sure what foe we face, but i hear rumblings of a tyranid incursion..

When everything has has arrived and been given primer ready for new regimntal colours, i will take a pict and label every unit in it

Commander Seric: Luna will not be happy to hear this, hopefully they don't bring any genestealers...

109-Warren: Sir.. I seem to remember reading that all the SW squaddies will be issued Flamers? My personal preference is for demo charges, sir. If need be, maybe I can volunteer to be your Marbo-du-jour for the upcoming battle?

I'm afraid we already have our demo charge specialist trooper. the best i can offer you is a plasma gun.

General Seric wrote:

Varl Sigmund wrote:...also if the crew of the "Honour" hear it they might actually man up and come out from behind there reinforced bunker and get their treads wet!

Commander Seric: We'll see who's strategy is better after the first battle.

Strategy?

my man your the commander of the greatest gift to mankind from the Machine God....

there is no strategy involved in driving forward and crushing the bugs with your treads!
the only strategy for any Real Man is to Chaaaaarge screaming into battle...

but fear not too much little man the Emperor protects! ...just keep your face towards the enemy!

The greatest gift to mankind from the Machine God? We got a warlord titan :O that would make our lives easier

Oh yes marshal...

The "Wrath" will hit the bugs so hard they will think they where hit by a Titan!!!

We will hit them like the Blessed fist of the Emperor himself. No fortress will stand against us, no barricades will slow us and no enemy shall live as long as the guns of Marshalls Wrath continue to fire. Those foolish enough to stand before us will know us only as death itself.

Your devotion to the emperor is noted troopers, i have requisitioned an advanced comms kit to go on your demolisher to spread the word of the emporer!

hlaine.larkin wrote:I'm afraid we already have our demo charge specialist trooper. the best i can offer you is a plasma gun.

109-Warren: S'okay.. I think I would prefer a flamer.. burny stuff is fun too..

Forget everything i said SWO warren, i knew someone was already assigned to Demo charges, and it was you! so blame the servitors

hlaine.larkin wrote:Your devotion to the emperor is noted troopers, i have requisitioned an advanced comms kit to go on your demolisher to spread the word of the emporer!

Roaaar!!!

Marshal... please also requisition the "Special Beverage Chilling Device" from the TechEnginseers aswell... the gallons of beer that the Wrath is going to win in our league needs to be kept at optimal temperature to ensure maximum crew morale!!!

{{are you going to model some speakers on to the tank?? and a few cases of beer on the back??? that will just be awsome!!!}}

{{...am thinking of maybe doing a diorama of the Marshall's Wrath and crew... you are evil!!! it looks like I am about my first guard mini!!}}

i have outfitted the russ with better comms indeed, and i can put a box for 'spares' on the back if you like?

(do it, then post the picture here and i will mention it on front page)

{{I plan to... I just need to get to South africa... I am living in Swaziland at the moment... order the model and bits from all over the world... wait a month or so for delivery... sell a kidney to pay for it and then find time to model/convert/paint/base it with out getting divorced... then consider it done!!!}}

Varl Sigmund wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Your devotion to the emperor is noted troopers, i have requisitioned an advanced comms kit to go on your demolisher to spread the word of the emporer!

Roaaar!!!

Marshal... please also requisition the "Special Beverage Chilling Device" from the TechEnginseers aswell... the gallons of beer that the Wrath is going to win in our league needs to be kept at optimal temperature to ensure maximum crew morale!!!

{{are you going to model some speakers on to the tank?? and a few cases of beer on the back??? that will just be awsome!!!}}

{{...am thinking of maybe doing a diorama of the Marshall's Wrath and crew... you are evil!!! it looks like I am about my first guard mini!!}}

Commander Seric: Hopefully that "Special Beverage Chilling Device" isn't too badly damaged when a carnafex rips your tank in half.

( I was thinking of modeling the Emperor's Honour too. It would not be in the exact color scheme of the Catachan 222th, as I would be using it with the Invictian 52nd, but I an going to model the crew out of the tank as Catachans. )

Remember, we are the guard- the tanks arnt neccasarily ours, they could be from other regiments, so if you paint a invictan one, i will do my best to match the scheme, even call it the emperors honour if you like- then the 222nd borrow your tank

hlaine.larkin wrote:Your devotion to the emperor is noted troopers, i have requisitioned an advanced comms kit to go on your demolisher to spread the word of the emporer!

My Thanks Marshall Larkin, I think it is fitting that I use this vox caster during training as well as out in the field, to inspire the men I shall read aloud quotes from much greater orators than me, today's words are inspiration are taken from the Sermons of Cardinal Beneficta.

"The Heretic and Blasphemer can offer no excuse for their crimes. Those who are pardoned merely live to further shroud Humanity from the Light of the Emperor with the Darkness of their souls"

General Seric wrote:
Commander Seric: Luna will not be happy to hear this, hopefully they don't bring any genestealers...

Luna Pintus: Sir, I am happy to fight Tyranids, they're my favitave enemy to crush in the Emperor's name sir.

Hey Schrute does the vox take i-pods? would love to play ride of the Valkyries as we charge. hahahaaa....

thats good, major squishage.

Okay 222nd we are on the move.

Loading will being at 0900 tommorow morning, to be finished by 1200, we will then be on transit for 4 days, unload by 0900 on that day (tuesday by terra calendar) we will then be straight off to the struggling front to fight the tyranid horde. it will be a baptism of fire.

96-Giles- Sir, can we see some picts of our regiment being loaded sir? It would be nice to see us in all our glory.

Swiftblade wrote:96-Giles- Sir, can we see some picts of our regiment being loaded sir? It would be nice to see us in all our glory.

soon, we are waiting on someone to arrive with a pict taker

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay 222nd we are on the move.

Loading will being at 0900 tommorow morning, to be finished by 1200, we will then be on transit for 4 days, unload by 0900 on that day (tuesday by terra calendar) we will then be straight off to the struggling front to fight the tyranid horde. it will be a baptism of fire.

Commander Seric: Good, sir, I will increase the crew training regiment and review tactics for dealing with the tyranid scum!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Remember, we are the guard- the tanks arnt neccasarily ours, they could be from other regiments, so if you paint a invictan one, i will do my best to match the scheme, even call it the emperors honour if you like- then the 222nd borrow your tank

It is fine, you can paint it to match the 222nd, I was just saying I was going to name one of my tanks the Emperor's Honour and model the crew.

Luna Dragon wrote:

General Seric wrote:
Commander Seric: Luna will not be happy to hear this, hopefully they don't bring any genestealers...

Luna Pintus: Sir, I am happy to fight Tyranids, they're my favitave enemy to crush in the Emperor's name sir.

Commander Seric: I see you have gotten over your fear of genestealers, good, now lets review these tactics to best fight the Tyranid horde...

good job commander! good luck and emperor protect

151-Pilot Kerrick-I heard that aiming for the big ones was a good idea...
131-Ovr. Purple-Is the suicide squad being deployed?

purplefood wrote:151-Pilot Kerrick-I heard that aiming for the big ones was a good idea...
131-Ovr. Purple-Is the suicide squad being deployed?

Yes it is overseer, although hopefully it won't be suicidal for everyone.

Sir! Aim for the synapse, as a seasoned vet against the Great Devourer I can offer you this. -125 Biggles.

Jelly here, PM me my number please as i have no clue where to find it

Tyranid Horde wrote:Sir! Aim for the synapse, as a seasoned vet against the Great Devourer I can offer you this. -125 Biggles.

if my Imperial Infantrymans Uplifiting primer serves me well, that is the big stuff the 'hive tyrants' 'trygons' and 'carnifexes'?

jelly, it is on the first page trooper. alpha platoon, squad 3 i believe, or 4.

130 - Commissar Wasabi - So we finally see combat against the Tyranid swarm. My trigger finger is itching, and my pointing finger aches for targeting! Perhaps if you men are lucky, I'll inspire you lot on the eve of battle by reading some of my own personal poetry writings!

I think "My Love is Like a Catachan Wildflower" would be most appropriate. *nods*

Dr_Wasabi wrote:Perhaps if you men are lucky, I'll inspire you lot on the eve of battle by reading some of my own personal poetry writings!

I think "My Love is Like a Catachan Wildflower" would be most appropriate. *nods*

i think this is why commissars dont last long...

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Dr_Wasabi wrote:Perhaps if you men are lucky, I'll inspire you lot on the eve of battle by reading some of my own personal poetry writings!

I think "My Love is Like a Catachan Wildflower" would be most appropriate. *nods*

i think this is why commissars dont last long...

i agree, Schrute a-i-m-;-)

Why, just because I'm a masterful tactician, and brutal combatant, it doesn't mean that we can't have an appreciation for the fine things!

Trust in me, sir. The men I lead into combat will be the most fierce fighters and loyalest combatants you've ever seen on the field. I'd wager a thousand poems on that.

thats great, we need fuel for the russes, give me a nice glass of amasac any time.

124 - Pilot Riellan here,

Don't tell him I said this, but I think the new commissar is a little odd. The other day when I was performing a standard check on my Sentinel, he tried to summarily execute the machine with his pistol for "waking him from tactical slumber". When that failed, he threw his boot at it and stormed off.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:124 - Pilot Riellan here,

Don't tell him I said this, but I think the new commissar is a little odd. The other day when I was performing a standard check on my Sentinel, he tried to summarily execute the machine with his pistol for "waking him from tactical slumber". When that failed, he threw his boot at it and stormed off.

I genuinely laughed. good job soldier.

only 30 spots left!

22- PVt Virzoki- Will my squad be deployed in a chimera? Or will we have to march the whole way?

Dr_Wasabi wrote:124 - Pilot Riellan here,

Don't tell him I said this, but I think the new commissar is a little odd. The other day when I was performing a standard check on my Sentinel, he tried to summarily execute the machine with his pistol for "waking him from tactical slumber". When that failed, he threw his boot at it and stormed off.

123-Pilot Karrick-He decided to cover 'Frankie' in poetry... took me all day to wash that off...

camboyaz wrote:22- PVt Virzoki- Will my squad be deployed in a chimera? Or will we have to march the whole way?

Marching all the way, no room for chimeras in the jungle!

hlaine.larkin wrote:

camboyaz wrote:22- PVt Virzoki- Will my squad be deployed in a chimera? Or will we have to march the whole way?

Marching all the way, no room for chimeras in the jungle!

Sir, give it a flamer so we can burn are way through!

we don't want to wreck our lovely deathworld

Every day, an area the size of europe, an old terran continent, is cut down. Also, you try burning a tree down- it will kill you.

Wonderful thinking sir...

123-Pilot Kerrick-I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees

22- Pvt Virzoki- I saw a man eat a tree once, but your story beats that by a longshot!

thought for the day-

The emperor protects. especially those who advertise the 222nd, which are his favourite regiment.

Also, you guys dont make it easy, the poll is neck and neck on yes- with merit and no for retirement from the regiment- so it looks like you will be given an option should you be consistently heroic.

123-Pilot Kerrick-Consistently heroic? What if i have an off day?
131-Ovr. Purple-Then you're dead or in the suicide squad.

22- Pvt Virzoki

So we are all supposed to be suicidal?

123-Pilot Kerick-Seems so... well, we either do it and get to retire or we die and don't have to listen to the Commissars poetry... either way we win.

69-Pvt. Razputain:
Reporting in for my newly assigned position in Squad I. Thank you for the privledge, Marshall Larkin!

hlaine.larkin wrote:thought for the day-

The emperor protects. especially those who advertise the 222nd, which are his favourite regiment.

Done!

It seems like you transferred me to a different squad, any chance I could go back to squad III swo?

84- Pvt. Varrick:
Reporting for Squad II of Gamma Platoon. Can i be the Vox Caster trooper?

Will all of our forces be deployed sire or only selected groups?

all forces, except the psyker- the inquisition need you to help combat an alpha level rogue psyker in the ubsector south of our landing zone. something is fishy on Rugon.. not just nids skulking around..

reassigned samius

Varrick wrote:84- Pvt. Varrick:
Reporting for Squad II of Gamma Platoon. Can i be the Vox Caster trooper?

yes trooper

The guns of Marshall's Wrath have now been thrice blessed by the Techpriest's, the machine spirit is appeased and we are ready for action if it is required of us today.
I really hope we are included in the coming battle as I have a burning desire to kill some bugs in the name of the imperium.
As Uriah Jacobs said in verse 9 of his epistles:

"Death in service to the Emperor is its own reward. Life in failure to Him is its own condemnation."

ALL tanks shall be present in the battle

32- PVT Kracken- Excellent Sir. I look forward to being the Emperor's Orkin Man.

hlaine.larkin wrote:all forces, except the psyker- the inquisition need you to help combat an alpha level rogue psyker in the ubsector south of our landing zone. something is fishy on Rugon.. not just nids skulking around..

Yes that needs to be taken care of lest we wish to fight daemons as well as tyranids.

Altzer wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:all forces, except the psyker- the inquisition need you to help combat an alpha level rogue psyker in the ubsector south of our landing zone. something is fishy on Rugon.. not just nids skulking around..

Yes that needs to be taken care of lest we wish to fight daemons as well as tyranids.

Rumour has it he is an inquisitor.. so we may need to fight off his local army too, all depends, we will get appraisal when we land

123-Pilot Kerrick-Man, this deployment is starting to sound worse by the minute... first the bugs and now an nutcase Inquisitor with the power to level titans...

Yeah i know kerrick, but the emperor protects. there is also an ordo xenos and ordo hereticus inquisitor lord and i believe a detatchment of ultramarines.

Did I hear someone mention Amisac?

please remember Marshal that the [i]Wrath[i] has had significant (sanctioned) modifications and as such requires the promethium feul to be supplemented with 20 gallons of Amisac... (points at fill point in hull... linked to what looks like tubes that suspiciously look like they lead to the crew compartment)

you need [/I] at the close of the italics, also i can't codone amesac during battle, but after, it is fine.

......Sigh

{{walks away muttering something about having to make do with rot gut...}}

Evening lads. yawwwnnn. Did some one say they would like some amesac??? i may be able to find a few gallons sir....

we have regimental rations

hlaine.larkin wrote:we have regimental rations

I assume you only get a regimental cookie if you don't die.

166- commander arkanian

what? did someone say ultramariens?
*runs to the nearest ultramarien*
*Deep stare*
"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"
(lets see who gets this refrence )

ofcourse, you wouldn't want to annoy our battle brothers. especially as they have sent veterans of macragge to aid in fighting against the tyranids

hlaine.larkin wrote:ofcourse, you wouldn't want to annoy our battle brothers. especially as they have sent veterans of macragge to aid in fighting against the tyranids

By fighting i assume you mean drop in at the last moment to take all credit for winning sir. Good joke sir; grounded in reality.

Varrick wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:ofcourse, you wouldn't want to annoy our battle brothers. especially as they have sent veterans of macragge to aid in fighting against the tyranids

By fighting i assume you mean drop in at the last moment to take all credit for winning sir. Good joke sir; grounded in reality.

Exactly trooper, then it will be written how they single handedly defeated a tyranid swarm with a spork, and theey will forget us.

96- Giles- I did some matinence on the Autocannon, its all ready to go to shred some bugs? Now its time for a nap till battle time...

Rougue Psyker, sir? Looks like this all just got pretty interesting.

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Varrick wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:ofcourse, you wouldn't want to annoy our battle brothers. especially as they have sent veterans of macragge to aid in fighting against the tyranids

By fighting i assume you mean drop in at the last moment to take all credit for winning sir. Good joke sir; grounded in reality.

Exactly trooper, then it will be written how they single handedly defeated a tyranid swarm with a spork, and they will forget us.

Don't forget the part where most of they have a noblest death competition sir.

Varrick wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:ofcourse, you wouldn't want to annoy our battle brothers. especially as they have sent veterans of macragge to aid in fighting against the tyranids

By fighting i assume you mean drop in at the last moment to take all credit for winning sir. Good joke sir; grounded in reality.

Luna Pintus: When have the Ultramarines ever stolen credit?

Luna Dragon wrote:

Varrick wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:ofcourse, you wouldn't want to annoy our battle brothers. especially as they have sent veterans of macragge to aid in fighting against the tyranids

By fighting i assume you mean drop in at the last moment to take all credit for winning sir. Good joke sir; grounded in reality.

Luna Pintus: When have the Ultramarines ever stolen credit?

Remember St. Ollanius Pius.....was not a space marine

Fething smerfs.

stonned_astartes wrote:Fething smerfs.

Say that to their faces

I fething will if i ever get the fething chance...yo..you know ...you know wata i'm guna say???.... feth you, you*berrrrrrrpppp* fething smerffffs. hahahaaaaaa..........

stonned_astartes wrote:I fething will if i ever get the fething chance...yo..you know ...you know wata i'm guna say???.... feth you, you*berrrrrrrpppp* fething smerffffs. hahahaaaaaa..........

PVT Maa- "Someone has reached their limit...Gotta have a clear head before battle! don't need someone puking their guts out on the field! or in the chimera!"

stonned_astartes wrote:I fething will if i ever get the fething chance...yo..you know ...you know wata i'm guna say???.... feth you, you*berrrrrrrpppp* fething smerffffs. hahahaaaaaa..........

And the crew of the Emperor's Honor will watch in amusement as he smashes your head up your ass.

Calm down clam down everybody, there's been too much amasec drinking here, Space Marines may be better 1:1 but we are the Hammer and we are unstoppable. -125 Biggles.

22- Virzoki- Dude were fething in trouble! We got Ultramarines, who can shrug off anything, a inquistor, who is so fanatical he'll destroy us, and a mass of bugs! God, i hope we live...

The inquisition should deal with the psyker, as i said, due to warp storms our messages are being slightly scrambled

Oryte oryte....i can stand... smerfs, inquisition or...or yapping dinosaurs... non can stand before the WRATHS cannon and tread. They can take our lands, they can take our women, but they can never, TAKE OUR FREEEDOMM!

Pvt Hurno Heartblack agrees with your sentiments.

"I hope no one notices I have the Black Carapace."

15-VT-SWO JKB: Freedom? Errr...you know we're in the Imperium, right? And in the Imperial Guard, right?

You've drunkn way too much, better hand that amesec over here....

And what do you mean They can take our women? No, they bloody well cannot!

<deep voice>

Not that there's any women around here. No, none. Not at all.

Who cares if the men in blue take the credit, anyway? The Emperor knows how we fight and if we die with honour and sticking a bayonet where the sun don't shine up the backside of a 'nid we'll end up by his side next to the Throne regardless of who actually takes the credit, right?

Dun care who we fight, so long as it's soon. The Marshall's faulty servitors are boring sport after a while. Though on the other hand, if anyone needs spare cyberware after the battle......there's plenty of spares about a half hour walk that way into the jungle.

76-Pvt. Duke: Sir, you mentioned melta training. Am I to carry a plasma gun to battle or will I catch some of the lesson?

15-VT-SWO JKB: Private Duke, if you're carrying a plasma gun into battle, can you carry it over there?

<points to the other side of the jungle, about three hills and a river away>

coolyo294 wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:I fething will if i ever get the fething chance...yo..you know ...you know wata i'm guna say???.... feth you, you*berrrrrrrpppp* fething smerffffs. hahahaaaaaa..........

And the crew of the Emperor's Honor will watch in amusement as he smashes your head up your ass.

stonned_astartes wrote:Oryte oryte....i can stand... smerfs, inquisition or...or yapping dinosaurs... non can stand before the WRATHS cannon and tread. They can take our lands, they can take our women, but they can never, TAKE OUR FREEEDOMM!

Commander Seric: I hope you say that to his face, me and the crew of the Emperor's Honour will have a good laugh when that smerf throws your precious wrath and breaks you in half.

Oh this is gonna be so much fun

hlaine.larkin wrote:The inquisition should deal with the psyker, as i said, due to warp storms our messages are being slightly scrambled

The warp storms are getting violent I can feel them churning. Well that and one of the astropaths heads just exploded.

Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

stonned_astartes wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna Pintus: Is he drunk? If he is, I'm not driving in front of him during a battle sir.

Luna Dragon wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna Pintus: Is he drunk? If he is, I'm not driving in front of him during a battle sir.

He is drunk and he need a good cold shower to clear his head! Someone please take him to the barracks cause he reeks of amesac!

Dahl Corp. wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna Pintus: Is he drunk? If he is, I'm not driving in front of him during a battle sir.

He is drunk and he need a good cold shower to clear his head! Someone please take him to the barracks cause he reeks of amesac!

22- Pvt Virzoki- I think it would be easier if the Commisar shot him for incopitance.

Oh quite, scruote fired the cannon. trust, i'm awake. and business will be conducted as normal

22- Pvt Virzoki- I think it would be easier if the Commisar shot him for incopitance.

Glass houses.

You're in one.

<hands Private Virzoki a rock>

stonned_astartes wrote:Oh quite, scruote fired the cannon. trust, i'm awake. and business will be conducted as normal

Luna Pintus: I still want to stay behind your tank with the Emperor's Honour, that way, the enemy has get through you.

stonned_astartes wrote:Oryte oryte....i can stand... smerfs, inquisition or...or yapping dinosaurs... non can stand before the WRATHS cannon and tread. They can take our lands, they can take our women, but they can never, TAKE OUR FREEEDOMM!

Luna Pintus: What are these aliens called smerfs like? Who's Non, I like the sound of him...

Ha, ha.

Hey, look it's the Red Corsairs!

"Let's hope they don't notice they don't shoot me.."

We land in 3 days ready troopers?

Aye Sir! Ready for action!

I just hope that maniac Marbo has been practicing flinging those demo charges, I dont wanna get hit by a deviation

Who knows what he does? he went off in a traders craft that docked a day ago, who knows where he is now..

Ashryu wrote:I just hope that maniac Marbo has been practicing flinging those demo charges, I dont wanna get hit by a deviation

also, don't wanna let him hear you calling him a maniac..

Trooper Guerrero, Call Number 66, Ready for action, sir!

What special weapon will Squad I of the Gamma be equipped with? Are we still outflanking?

130 - Commissar Wasabi here:

Private Pintus, you shouldn't have any fear. If Driver Wolfhead displays ANY form of incompetence on the battlefield, be it being unprepared for battle, or reporting in in a shape that is not battle ready, you have my PERSONAL GUARANTEE that I will rip open the hatch to his Leman Russ, pull him out, harness him to his own tank, and then make him PULL the Marshall's Wrath into combat, rather than drive.

And to whoever has been hiding my poetry books, and stealing my fine brandy, I'm onto you.

That was me commissar, the brandy is against regulations, however if you want to join me in my quarters with lord commissar von humps, we shall dispose of it together!

and overseer purple

hlaine.larkin wrote:That was me commissar, the brandy is against regulations, however if you want to join me in my quarters with lord commissar von humps, we shall dispose of it together!

Oh! Well then, sir, you should've just told me! I make it a point to ensure that any and all contraband is disposed of in the most befitting way. I'd be more than happy to have you, the good lord commissar, and the overseer aid me!

131-Ovr. Purple-A good dose of Cadian courage may help me too better conduct my duties on the internet.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:130 - Commissar Wasabi here:

Private Pintus, you shouldn't have any fear. If Driver Wolfhead displays ANY form of incompetence on the battlefield, be it being unprepared for battle, or reporting in in a shape that is not battle ready, you have my PERSONAL GUARANTEE that I will rip open the hatch to his Leman Russ, pull him out, harness him to his own tank, and then make him PULL the Marshall's Wrath into combat, rather than drive.

And to whoever has been hiding my poetry books, and stealing my fine brandy, I'm onto you.

Commander Seric: I like the sound of that commissar, I will enjoy seeing Wolfhead pull the tank into combat with the nids. I will have to save that moment...

*checks to see if video cameras on tank are ready*

CadianCommander wrote:

22- Pvt Virzoki- I think it would be easier if the Commisar shot him for incopitance.

Glass houses.

You're in one.

<hands Private Virzoki a rock>

hlaine.larkin wrote:We land in 3 days ready troopers?

96- Gunner Giles- Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

-Prisoner Bobbysocks- Here's hopin you roll gunslingers for the penal squad! Maybe then me and Overseer Purple won't get eaten, or at least me.......

131-Ovr. Purple-I fully intend on living through this battle prisoner, i wouldn't give you the satisfaction of seeing me die.

96- Gunner Giles said
Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

15-VT-SWO JKB: Gunner Giles, there's about thirty-odd jungle diseases that can cause that kinda rash. I'd suggest you go see the medic for some lotion.

.....or start killing the Imperium's enemies. Either way.

24 hours til the go lads, still no idea what we are facing- no messages are getting through, apparently there was a demon incursion onto another ship in the flotilla, so guard yourselves carefully!

we may also get a new russ, as the ogryns have been delayed in arrival- we arn't sure their transport will make it , so it may become a permanent addition

purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-I fully intend on living through this battle prisoner, i wouldn't give you the satisfaction of seeing me die.

Don't imagine the 'nids would fancy snacking on you anyway sir, probably way too salty for thier taste

I'm glad that our first battle draws near, "Marshalls Wrath" is hungry for death. I think it is fitting that we give praise to the Emperor before the battle so that our souls are pure and we are able to turn back any foe, so before we go to war i would like to read from the Emperor's hymnals,

*clears throat*

"A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,

From the lighting and the tempest,

Our Emperor, deliver us.


From plague, temptation and war,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Kraken,

Our Emperor, deliver us.


From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

A morte perpetua,

Domine, libra nos.


That thou wouldst bring them only death,

That thou shouldst spare none,

That thou shouldst pardon none

We beseech the, destroy them. "



Now less crush those foolish enough to stand against us!

I wonder what I'm armed with?

The Emperor Protects.

80-Pvt Ted says Spooooooooooooon!

Has SWO Hawks been lost along with his scout contingent ?

I shall re-assign SWO hawks, i thought i had reassigned everyone else- can i interest you in a leman russ position?

I have had to reassign you to #71- a lasgun trooper

CadianCommander wrote:The Emperor Protects.

126 - Pilot Riellan: True enough, but a good lasgun salvo doesn't hurt either.

hlaine.larkin wrote:I have had to reassign you to #71- a lasgun trooper

WOOT !!
paper armour ?
a lazer pointer ?
all set for war !!

Way Master Walt wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:I have had to reassign you to #71- a lasgun trooper

WOOT !!
paper armour ?
a lazer pointer ?
all set for war !!

if you wish, you can get into a russ

CadianCommander wrote:

96- Gunner Giles said
Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

15-VT-SWO JKB: Gunner Giles, there's about thirty-odd jungle diseases that can cause that kinda rash. I'd suggest you go see the medic for some lotion.

.....or start killing the Imperium's enemies. Either way.

96- Gunner Giles- Come to think of it, my finger has looked kinda purple today... I'll get some lotion for that...

And If I survive the battle, sir, I would like to be reassigned to the possible new russ as a pilot, sir. My brother and I used to drive some big machinery back on Catachan, I think I can handle a tank well sir, If you would permit me to do so.

Way Master Walt wrote:
WOOT !!
paper armour ?
a lazer pointer ?
all set for war !!

"Hell you could fight naked with war paint smeared on and have pointy sticks instead of the general issue gear you get. If you have a problem!" PVT Maa
FYI I've done this a sniper school coated my self with mud and leaves and had made a crossbow for survival class!

Swiftblade wrote:

CadianCommander wrote:

96- Gunner Giles said
Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

15-VT-SWO JKB: Gunner Giles, there's about thirty-odd jungle diseases that can cause that kinda rash. I'd suggest you go see the medic for some lotion.

.....or start killing the Imperium's enemies. Either way.

96- Gunner Giles- Come to think of it, my finger has looked kinda purple today... I'll get some lotion for that...

And If I survive the battle, sir, I would like to be reassigned to the possible new russ as a pilot, sir. My brother and I used to drive some big machinery back on Catachan, I think I can handle a tank well sir, If you would permit me to do so.

I will re-assign you

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Swiftblade wrote:

CadianCommander wrote:

96- Gunner Giles said
Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

15-VT-SWO JKB: Gunner Giles, there's about thirty-odd jungle diseases that can cause that kinda rash. I'd suggest you go see the medic for some lotion.

.....or start killing the Imperium's enemies. Either way.

96- Gunner Giles- Come to think of it, my finger has looked kinda purple today... I'll get some lotion for that...

And If I survive the battle, sir, I would like to be reassigned to the possible new russ as a pilot, sir. My brother and I used to drive some big machinery back on Catachan, I think I can handle a tank well sir, If you would permit me to do so.

I will re-assign you

96- Giles- Thank you marshall. Can't wait to drive a brand new shiny russ Does it have a name yet, sir?

Not yet, commander haze is working on it.

Luna Pintus: Sir, I'm ready for battle, just set me up behind the Warth. I hope gaint bugs and tratiors like to be run over.

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: Sir, I'm ready for battle, just set me up behind the Warth. I hope gaint bugs and tratiors like to be run over.

Commander Seric: or shot at, we don't want to leave Sam with nothing to do.

76- SWO Pvt. Duke: What type of Russ is the new one? I'm inclined to gun for it, after I prove my worth as SWO.

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Way Master Walt wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:I have had to reassign you to #71- a lasgun trooper

WOOT !!
paper armour ?
a lazer pointer ?
all set for war !!

if you wish, you can get into a russ

i wouldnt mind the honour if there is a place available

Dahl Corp. wrote:

Way Master Walt wrote:
WOOT !!
paper armour ?
a lazer pointer ?
all set for war !!

"Hell you could fight naked with war paint smeared on and have pointy sticks instead of the general issue gear you get. If you have a problem!" PVT Maa
FYI I've done this a sniper school coated my self with mud and leaves and had made a crossbow for survival class!

you know this brings back memories of Catacha . . . . *day dreaming*
hahaha i would take a crossbow over a sniper rifle anyday !!

You can drive then hawks, emperor protect you.

Great !!
Again i look forward to service for the emperor

i wasnt actually being sarcastic before but hey now im in a LRBT i think the Emperor is protecting me already either

either that or he heard i like to tank shock ALOT !

I cant imagine you will be tank shocking i'm afraid, the squadron will act as rearguard

Commander....Will you recommend several troopers for storm trooper training?

hlaine.larkin wrote:I cant imagine you will be tank shocking i'm afraid, the squadron will act as rearguard

Ah well you cant win them all
how would i go about commendations then if we arent to be driving all that much ??

also which Leman Russ am i driving for ?

Way Master Walt wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:I cant imagine you will be tank shocking i'm afraid, the squadron will act as rearguard

Ah well you cant win them all
how would i go about commendations then if we arent to be driving all that much ??

also which Leman Russ am i driving for ?

You are driving for the 4th one, commanded by Commander Rhykor Haze.

General Seric wrote:You are driving for the 4th one, commanded by Commander Rhykor Haze.

Ah ok
i dont see Hawks there, i assume another re-assignment for Hawks is messing with the servitors

if we survive so many battles may the best be formed into a vets squad to show our prowess among others.

Yes. you will be promoted should you survive enough

we may get a storm trooper contingents evntually, also, russ crews are all commended as one. you all contribute

Great i look forward to either a firey death in a metal tomb or a (hopefully) promotion to Valkyrie/Vendetta pilot

123-Pilot Kerrick-If you do end up with Valkyries or Vendettas i call first dibs on being a pilot of one of those bad boys...

#32- PVT Kracken - Not for me I like my feet on the ground and a good solid trusty las in my hands.

we won't be getting aircraft yet either

123-Pilot Kerrick-I can wait, they don't call me Kerrick "the guy who can wait for a Valkyrie or Vendetta" for nothing... actually they don't call me that, they call me Kerrick "Tin can man" which frankly is just mean...

purplefood wrote:123-Pilot Kerrick-I can wait, they don't call me Kerrick "the guy who can wait for a Valkyrie or Vendetta" for nothing... actually they don't call me that, they call me Kerrick "Tin can man" which frankly is just mean...

my grandfather was a treadhead and he died a glorious death fighting orks. He was famous for his moniker "Tin can man" so don't think as an insult think of it as a badge of honor for any tankman...

General Seric wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: Sir, I'm ready for battle, just set me up behind the Warth. I hope gaint bugs and tratiors like to be run over.

Commander Seric: or shot at, we don't want to leave Sam with nothing to do.

Luna Pintus: I mean run over sir, so then sir, we can make the enemy unhappy by blowing them up sir

Dahl Corp. wrote:

purplefood wrote:123-Pilot Kerrick-I can wait, they don't call me Kerrick "the guy who can wait for a Valkyrie or Vendetta" for nothing... actually they don't call me that, they call me Kerrick "Tin can man" which frankly is just mean...

my grandfather was a treadhead and he died a glorious death fighting orks. He was famous for his moniker "Tin can man" so don't think as an insult think of it as a badge of honor for any tankman...

123-Pilot Kerrick-It might be good for tankers but i pilot a sentinel...

Yeah I wanna ride in the Valk so I can soil myself and the floor and everyone around me when its spiralling towards the earth in white hot ball of fire.

Ashryu wrote:Yeah I wanna ride in the Valk so I can soil myself and the floor and everyone around me when its spiralling towards the earth in white hot ball of fire.

123-Pilot Kerrick-You know, you could have a bit of faith...

The amount of guard regiments now taking valkyries is crazy, they are being mass produced at an astonishing rate by the AdMech, so i'd rather be on the ground for now.

The emperor protects!

If we do though, at some point, i would love to fly one again....

96- Giles- Sir, youstill have me listed as a gunner, commander. I thought you transferred me over to a russ?

Vox:

*Crackle* We ha.. *crackle* Fragging e *Crackle* co ordinates 32 *Crackle*

looks like we have a contact- time for battle- the emperor protects!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Vox:

*Crackle* We ha.. *crackle* Fragging e *Crackle* co ordinates 32 *Crackle*

looks like we have a contact- time for battle- the emperor protects!

I shall go prepare the Emperor's Honor.

coolyo294 wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Vox:

*Crackle* We ha.. *crackle* Fragging e *Crackle* co ordinates 32 *Crackle*

looks like we have a contact- time for battle- the emperor protects!

I shall go prepare the Emperor's Honor.

Commander Seric: Yes, do that Sam, I will get Luna and we will show these filthy zenos the Emperor's Honour's wrath!

123-Pilot Kerrick-Time to get 'Frankie' warmed up...

125 Biggles- Let me go and start Betsy, her machine spirit must be tended to...

Well troopers, that was some good fighting. report is below.

The radar blip was a massive mob of orks, we had no idea they were there. However, we were ready for them, so good preparation.
Alpha Platoon held a good defensive line, that ended up being un-necessary.
Gamma Platoons Outflanking action, along with sentinal squadron I caught the greenskin horde off guard.

Honourable mentions

Primaris Psyker Altzer, for singe handedly killing the enemy warboss (similar look to gazkhull)
Gamma Platoon for annihalating two ork mobs with concentrated fire
All 4 leman Russ tanks- who did the majority of the killing
Autocannon team I for destroying an ork bike mob and buggy mob

Tank Scores as follows..
Catachan Bell- 7 points, a Heavy vehicle, 4 infantry squads
Emperors Honour-4Points, 4 infantry squads
-Unnamed- - 4 points, 4 infantry squads
Marshalls Wrath- 3 points, 3 infantry squads

(note, infantry points are awarded for killing half a unit or more


Casualites
KIA------ 0
WIA------ 4
108,109,110,111- Special Weapon Squad Alpha


well fought troopers!


---------------------------Report Ends------------------------------

123-Pilot Kerrick-Well done lads we managed to frighten the green pants off of them. Ack we'll try harder next time.

So, what did we do sir during the battle?- 125 Biggles.

Tyranid Horde wrote:So, what did we do sir during the battle?- 125 Biggles.

123-Pilot Kerrick-The Sentinel squadrons are rotating. You're up next time.

Oh right, I didn't know...- 125 Biggles.

Th sentinals were outfitted with autocannons, so they will not be making a big dent in anything but LV's

hlaine.larkin wrote:Well troopers, that was some good fighting. report is below.



Tank Scores as follows..
Emperors Honour-4Points, 4 infantry squads
-Unnamed- - 4 points, 4 infantry squads
Marshalls Wrath- 3 points, 3 infantry squads

HAH! TAKE THAT MARSHALLS WRATH!

166- commander arkanian
we are victoreous! I always knew that the bell would pull through and show that we are the best!
*pats bell on the turret*
meny orks fell by my gun today, and for that I am happy.
all glory to the emperor!

-commander arkanian.

15-VT-SWO JKB: So who got wounded?

<checks self all over for choppa gashes>

So it was greenskins. Thought I smelt something. But then just assumed the psyker hadn't taken a bath.

76- SWO pvt. Duke: Did I get anyone sir?

hlaine.larkin wrote:Well troopers, that was some good fighting. report is below.

The radar blip was a massive mob of orks, we had no idea they were there. However, we were ready for them, so good preparation.
Alpha Platoon held a good defensive line, that ended up being un-necessary.
Gamma Platoons Outflanking action, along with sentinal squadron I caught the greenskin horde off guard.

Honourable mentions

Primaris Psyker Altzer, for singe handedly killing the enemy warboss (similar look to gazkhull)
Gamma Platoon for annihalating two ork mobs with concentrated fire
All 4 leman Russ tanks- who did the majority of the killing
Autocannon team I for destroying an ork bike mob and buggy mob

Tank Scores as follows..
Catachan Bell- 7 points, a Heavy vehicle, 4 infantry squads
Emperors Honour-4Points, 4 infantry squads
-Unnamed- - 4 points, 4 infantry squads
Marshalls Wrath- 3 points, 3 infantry squads

(note, infantry points are awarded for killing half a unit or more


Casualites
KIA------ 0
WIA------ 4
108,109,110,111- Special Weapon Squad Alpha


well fought troopers!


---------------------------Report Ends------------------------------

96- Giles-ooks like my decision to join the new Russ crew was a good one. Did some good shooting today If I may suggest so, I think the unamed tank should get a name dedicated to its honorable service to the Emperor today against the xenos scum!

Also, the roster still has me listed as a Gunner in the Heavy weapons team and a gunner for the tank. It looks like the servitors have yet to change that. Could you make sure they do that soon, Marshall?

I am only taking down main kills for tanks, everything else will be done by unit.

So, as for you swo duke, if you are in squad 1/2 alpha or gamma platoon, then yes. luckily, 3/4 alpha were holding the middle which saw very little action.

as for injuries, it was 109,110,111,112, but all were fine.

Wow we got off lightly, well commanded sir.

Thank you trooper, luckily, the enemy warboss was very badly organised, next time may not be this easy.

WOOHOO! I did not die.

*busts the block on the classic rock station and starts celebrating*

Glad to see we vanquished the enemy! When shall we be nxt doing battle, sir? -Pvt Bayliss

Yay! Pvt Ted did't die I hope I got atleast one of the green munchkins

hlaine.larkin wrote:Well troopers, that was some good fighting. report is below.

The radar blip was a massive mob of orks, we had no idea they were there. However, we were ready for them, so good preparation.
Alpha Platoon held a good defensive line, that ended up being un-necessary.
Gamma Platoons Outflanking action, along with sentinal squadron I caught the greenskin horde off guard.

Honourable mentions

Primaris Psyker Altzer, for singe handedly killing the enemy warboss (similar look to gazkhull)
Gamma Platoon for annihalating two ork mobs with concentrated fire
All 4 leman Russ tanks- who did the majority of the killing
Autocannon team I for destroying an ork bike mob and buggy mob

Tank Scores as follows..
Catachan Bell- 7 points, a Heavy vehicle, 4 infantry squads
Emperors Honour-4Points, 4 infantry squads
-Unnamed- - 4 points, 4 infantry squads
Marshalls Wrath- 3 points, 3 infantry squads

(note, infantry points are awarded for killing half a unit or more


Casualites
KIA------ 0
WIA------ 4
108,109,110,111- Special Weapon Squad Alpha


well fought troopers!


---------------------------Report Ends------------------------------

Commander Seric: Good job to all, and congratulations Catachan Bell, it seems you have won all of the Marshall's Wrath's beer. I think I saw Commander Sigmund over there...

Varrick wrote: WOOHOO! I did not die.

*busts the block on the classic rock station and starts celebrating*

Commander Seric: * notices classic rock, begins to fiddle with vox unit on Emperor's Honour's*
Hmmm... Vox-trooper, I know a way to potentially improve the Emperor's Honour's efficiency in battle, I would appreciate your help...

CadianCommander wrote:15-VT-SWO JKB: So who got wounded?

<checks self all over for choppa gashes>

So it was greenskins. Thought I smelt something. But then just assumed the psyker hadn't taken a bath.

I bathe... most of the time. The foul greenskin could not stand against my mastery of the warp guided by the emperor.

Hooray i knew we would win. Great commanding marshall not only did you win us the battle sir but you brought everyone home.

Yeah Pvt Ted says thanks fer getting me back safe and sound(I think, "note to self better check if I'm alive")

General Seric wrote:

Varrick wrote: WOOHOO! I did not die.

*busts the block on the classic rock station and starts celebrating*

Commander Seric: * notices classic rock, begins to fiddle with vox unit on Emperor's Honour's*
Hmmm... Vox-trooper, I know a way to potentially improve the Emperor's Honour's efficiency in battle, I would appreciate your help...

I like this idea; i like it a lot.

Did Gamma III's flamer kill any one?

SWO Guerrero, call number 66 reporting in, sir! Glad to have served, I drank a bit too much Amasec after the battle, however. Did my flamer torch the greenskins? I'm the SWO in Gamma Squad I. I heard something about a promotion?

gamma have meltas, and all 3 meltas killed atleast 1 greenskin each from both mobs you wiped out; promotion takes more than one battle

130 Commissar Wasabi reporting in:

Gamma, you boys did me proud today, those greenskins were tripping over their own choppas trying to get away from our gunline. Why, I didn't even have to execute any of you for gross incompetence, OR dirtied uniforms! Get some rest, men. You earned it.

And well commanded indeed, Marshall Larkin, It was an honour to slay the wretched greenskins under your leadership.

hlaine.larkin wrote:gamma have meltas, and all 3 meltas killed atleast 1 greenskin each from both mobs you wiped out; promotion takes more than one battle

Good to hear! I look forwards to the next engagement!

...grumble... grumble...

here's yer friggen beer!

...bleedin greenskins clogged up the fektres e couldn't get to more o' them...

next time you will see!!!

Marhall ser.... err next time do try an' deploy us wherdo more damage...

How am I sir?

"Orks aren't that great in CC."

zoat, check the casualty list

Did Alpha Command see any action?

Alpha Command were holding the central line with half of alpha platoon, using orders well- and also, you managed to drop 2 ork nobs JKB

SQUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!!

<cough-cough-hmph-lowers voice>

I mean...err..thank you, sir. Just doing my duty, sir.

Lho-sticks are on me

<wanders off praising machine spirit to the longlas>

Varl Sigmund wrote:...grumble... grumble...

here's yer friggen beer!

...bleedin greenskins clogged up the fektres e couldn't get to more o' them...

next time you will see!!!

Marhall ser.... err next time do try an' deploy us wherdo more damage...

It was nothing to do with placement, the shots kept deviating, and also, the other guns have the range bonus on you guys so it's not your fault, i was making sure you stayed away from a unit of tank bustas who would have loved to smash the wrath to bits

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Varl Sigmund wrote:...grumble... grumble...

here's yer friggen beer!

...bleedin greenskins clogged up the fektres e couldn't get to more o' them...

next time you will see!!!

Marhall ser.... err next time do try an' deploy us wherdo more damage...

It was nothing to do with placement, the shots kept deviating, and also, the other guns have the range bonus on you guys so it's not your fault, i was making sure you stayed away from a unit of tank bustas who would have loved to smash the wrath to bits

Yeah, you try driving through ork swash without sliding, all you other tanks were to far away. Dont worry sarge, weel even it up next time. Ohh and due to a lack of beer, my prices have doubled.

Thank the emperor! For everyone's safety! I'm going to help the medics tend to our comrades....

stonned_astartes wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Varl Sigmund wrote:...grumble... grumble...

here's yer friggen beer!

...bleedin greenskins clogged up the fektres e couldn't get to more o' them...

next time you will see!!!

Marhall ser.... err next time do try an' deploy us wherdo more damage...

It was nothing to do with placement, the shots kept deviating, and also, the other guns have the range bonus on you guys so it's not your fault, i was making sure you stayed away from a unit of tank bustas who would have loved to smash the wrath to bits

Yeah, you try driving through ork swash without sliding, all you other tanks were to far away. Dont worry sarge, weel even it up next time. Ohh and due to a lack of beer, my prices have doubled.

If it's so hard to shoot stuff while you are ramming your tank into things, why don't you sit back and shoot with the rest of us tanks?

15-VT-SWO JKB: So.....we've been blooded. When's our next deployment?

in a week, a training exercise, so i hope there will be no deaths, maybe a few broken arms.

96- Giles- Sir, I believe the name "Death's Gauntlet" has been agreed upon by Commander Haze and our driver, along with myself, as the name for the unamed Leman Russ, sir.

coolyo294 wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Varl Sigmund wrote:...grumble... grumble...

here's yer friggen beer!

...bleedin greenskins clogged up the fektres e couldn't get to more o' them...

next time you will see!!!

Marhall ser.... err next time do try an' deploy us wherdo more damage...

It was nothing to do with placement, the shots kept deviating, and also, the other guns have the range bonus on you guys so it's not your fault, i was making sure you stayed away from a unit of tank bustas who would have loved to smash the wrath to bits

Yeah, you try driving through ork swash without sliding, all you other tanks were to far away. Dont worry sarge, weel even it up next time. Ohh and due to a lack of beer, my prices have doubled.

If it's so hard to shoot stuff while you are ramming your tank into things, why don't you sit back and shoot with the rest of us tanks?

Because were men! Men with a demolisher cannon!

Report concerning combat action on 17 Iraeth, 687.M41

Commissar Wasabi reporting for the Catachan 222nd Guardsmen Regiment:

My new position overseeing what has been designated as "Gamma Platoon" of this Regiment has brought me new experiences and opportunities of which I thank the Emperor for each day.

Most recently, the opportunity to experience lying in a shrub on the sole spot of ground that is not mud, surveying a rapidly brightening horizon through my magnoculars in an attempt to discern the intentions and capabilities of the Ork menace that had been reported to be in the area. Upon seeing nothing, I quit my cover and turn my gaze upon my platoon as they go about preparations for combat. The men of Gamma are restless, obviously eager for the battle to begin. At Marshall Larkin's request, Gamma has been placed on ambush duty, to come into the battlefield from the Greenskin horde's hopefully unprotected flank and inflict massive casualties in the ensuing confusion. The regiment's other platoon, Alpha has been placed on sentry duty, and are to act as a distraction force to draw the xenos' advance. I don't envy their task, but it's a necessary one. For a man to be able to stare down an Ork Waaagh with little more than his lasgun and his wits is no easy task, but I maintain confidence in our comrade's resolve.

Given Gamma Platoon's potentially more dangerous and taxing role in this upcoming battle, Marshall Larkin saw fit to have me lead the men in the ambush. Ostensibly, my obvious skill, wit, and good looks have earned the confidence of the good Marshall. I vowed to be certain to perform extra admirably in the upcoming action in order to affirm just how rightly placed his confidence is.

As I perform a cursory inspection of the men of Gamma, MY men, I am filled with a sense of pride. These men are the pinnacle of the Imperium's armed forces, the envy of armies the galaxy over. Those that no other army might hope to match in strength and resolve. They go through their preparation routines with determination and vigor, checking equipment, cleaning their weaponry, and stretching their bodies in order to be at maximum efficiency when the charge is called. Private Varrick's boots are on the wrong feet again. The fly of Sergeant Marshall's pants is open wide, after his third trip to use the latrine in the past fifteen minutes, and Special Weapons Officer Guererro has been recently reprimanded for his insistence on constantly referring to the Ork incursion as "The Commissar's mother coming to visit." I am proud to lead these men, and without question, they are proud to be led by me.

Time passes slowly as the Ork horde draws closer, then quite suddenly the unmistakable sound of Ork shootas pierces the air, followed by the sound greenskin chanting and shouting follows. The battle has begun, and the Orks have begun to rush madly towards where Alpha Platoon has taken up positions alongside the Regiment's four Leman Russes, the Catachan Bell, the Emperor's Honour, the Marshall's Wrath, and Death's Gauntlet. The crackle of fire being exchanged by the two forces are suddenly drowned out as the exuberant BOOM of the demolisher cannons beginning to rain hot death down on the hated greenskins. The wondrous cracks and booms of the regiment's holy fury is made all the sweeter by the chorus of dying, terrified greenskins. This is war, and I am in love with every second of it.

Suddenly the vox-caster crackles to life as the voice of Lord Commissar Von Humps begins to emanate from it. "Gamma, the time is now! Attack, for the glory of the Emperor, and the glory of the Catachans!" The Lord Commissar has a penchant for the theatrical, but he's a damn good soldier. "YOU HEARD THE MAN, GAMMA, CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" My manly voice roars out the order, and is soon echoed by the men of my platoon, and we burst from our cover and open fire on the rapidly wavering ork horde.

My men unleashed utter hell on the screaming, raging greenskin advance. I myself observed Sergeant Murray's squad gun down well over half a squad of slugga boyz with a volley of fire I ordered them to deliver. From the combined might of Alpha's static fire, the fire from the crews of the regiment's heavy armour devision, and Gamma Squad's excellently led ambush, the Ork forces began to retreat. I ordered my men to follow after the retreating xenos, maintaining fire into their ranks. Our victory was sealed, and the xenos forces shifted from a slow retreat to an all-out rout when their beloved Warboss suddenly exploded in a shower of gore from some unseen force. Perhaps my latent psychic ability has decided to manifest!

(Addendum: I was later told that our Primaris Psyker Altzer was the cause of the exploding warboss, rather than my own rather considerable psychic power.)

The enemy defeated, and our forces victorious, Marshall Larkin ordered a tactical regroup so that we could begin mop-up procedures, and to take stock of supplies and manpower after the battle. In the heat of battle, our forces only suffered four men having suffered non life-threatening wounds, and have since been healed, read poetry, and returned to fighting condition. In all, this battle could not have been a more resounding success for the 222nd.

Unfortunately, the charge through the hedges that provided my squad cover knocked my peak cap from my head, and caused it to land in the mud. The offending hedge was summarily executed for crimes against an officer of the Imperium. Attached with this report you will find a requisition form for a new one, preferably with more gold inlays. My cap was the only Imperial casualty of the entire battle.

I faithfully await further orders.
The Emperor protects.
-Commissar Wasabi, Catachan 222nd Regiment.

Commander when will high command bring us specialists? I have a bad feeling in my gut. Blarrg!! Uh I guess it's the homebrew ale I made a month before joining the 222nd. The ale kicks you in the gut like a rampaging bull grox!

It was such a good hat

Dr_Wasabi wrote:Private Varrick's boots are on the wrong feet again.

You try assigning the proper boot to the proper foot when you have two left boots sir.

Reminds me if you see a bloke in Alpha Platoon with two right boots hold him for me and let me know.

166-commander Arkanian: I'm terribly sorry about the hat commissar, it was a good one. I recently um...found... this in a archive, and I thought I would share it as my reaction:

Commander Seric: I am sorry to hear about your hat, Commissar Wasabi, I will make shore to run down some of that infernal hedge's brethren in the next battle!

( On another note, casualties includes all killed AND injured, not just those killed (this is a common misconception)( sorry, I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi)).

Your sentiments are appreciated, men. A funeral service will be provided for my cap at 0800 hours tomorrow, for anyone who might be inclined to join.

Attendance is mandatory.

(Ah, I was only under the assumption that casualties only included wounds that removed a man from service for an extended period.)

Dr_Wasabi wrote:Your sentiments are appreciated, men. A funeral service will be provided for my cap at 0800 hours tomorrow, for anyone who might be inclined to join.

Attendance is mandatory.

(Ah, I was only under the assumption that casualties only included wounds that removed a man from service for an extended period.)

Commander Seric: I will ensure that the crew of the Emperor's Honour attend the funeral for your brave hat that died fighting the evil hedges!

( just looked up definition of casualties: One injured, killed, captured, or missing in action through engagement with an enemy. I didn't know that it even included captured or missing troops!)

Pvt. Kracken - Commissar Sir I humbly request permission to be a part of the funeral detail for your beloved cover.

Its a hat. jog on.

I will tune the VOX to pick up some music suitable for the funeral.

Driver Wolfhead, a tip- don't diss a commissar's hat.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:Special Weapons Officer Guererro has been recently reprimanded for his insistence on constantly referring to the Ork incursion as "The Commissar's mother coming to visit."

What was my reprimand, sir?

Gavo wrote:

Dr_Wasabi wrote:Special Weapons Officer Guererro has been recently reprimanded for his insistence on constantly referring to the Ork incursion as "The Commissar's mother coming to visit."

What was my reprimand, sir?

Nothing of note Guererro, the commissar gets a bit feisty.

<sniff> What a hat. Served the Emperor proud, it did. Never will there be another like it. Damn those greenskins for taking it from us whilst it was so young and full of potential.

We want to be careful with this mourning, there will be greater losses in the future, we don't want to invoke the wrath of the emperor

*Sniff* Pvt Ted thought it was a great hat....DARN YOU HEDGES!!! why did ya have to take such awesomish hat from the Commisar!?!?! Sir I vow that Pvt shall make it a life quest to kill every heretic hedge or what not to prevent such atrocity from happening ever again

Thank the mighty Emperor of man kind for delivering us through our 1st battle. you have let us bond in blood as brothers. i know the future battles will not be as easy, but with you there, our faith will be strong to give us the means to protect ourselves.... *looks around* What!? Yes i pray! i'm no fool!

Yes soon we will spill the blood of our enemies for the Emperor in revenge for the loss off the Commanders hat. Vengeance must be had, the blood will flow in rivers next time anyone is deluded enough to stand before us. We will gather their skulls and pile them atop our tanks for it is the Emperor's bloody will.

commissar* my hat is fine

Also- some of you may be please that the new sniper rifles have arrived therefore JKB will be heading up our new sniper team, anyone want a transfer? (we need 2 more)

Yes sir, thank you for your confidence in me, sir. May need more faulty servitors to train up the new snipers, sir.

We'll need all the practice we can get to avenge the Commissar's hat.

We have plenty of them, also, we have a few grots left over from the last battle out in the jungle, so go have a shoot

I would request a transfer back into the sniper cadre, but... I like the Emperor's Honor to much.

We have had 6666 views- i'm so proud of how far you guys have taken this double rations and amasac on the emperor!

Pvt. Kracken - Sir I would like to be apart of the sniper team.

Will transfer you kracken

we also have room for 3 observers nad one more sniper

CadianCommander wrote:Yes sir, thank you for your confidence in me, sir. May need more faulty servitors to train up the new snipers, sir.

We'll need all the practice we can get to avenge the Commissar's hat.

I had sniper training on Cadia before. I'll have to join that outfit!

Welcome to the sniper corps!

coolyo294 wrote:I would request a transfer back into the sniper cadre, but... I like the Emperor's Honor to much.

Commander Seric: Thank you for staying with the Emperor's Honour, we need a gunner like you to kill the Emperor's enemys!