You have a secret desire to play Ultramarines

LNID of fighting off an Ork WAAAAAAAGH!

You crave an easy victory.

LNID of frying bacon on my grill.

You wish for July 4th

LNID of Hillary ClinTon becoming president, but Bill ClinTon took her place for no reason

You seek what is correct.

LNID of setting booby traps in my Mother in Law's back yard.

You feel unsafe

LNID of Harry Kim from Voyager in an...erm...unusual setting

You went there.

Last night I dreamt of moving house.

You desire to travel.

LNID of a long voyage

You're sunk.

LNID of lawn mowing.

You fear having to do errands

LNID of actually getting the rest of my models from BaC built

Now you're dreaming!

LNID that I teamed up with Mark Cuban and we went after Donald Trump's business empire.

You secretly envy and admire Trump and want to be more like him.


LNID I was riding my horse through a forest.

That was just your remembering that time when you were chased by a furry in a Centaur costume in the park.

LNID Games Workshop built a Warhammer World in the USA.

That was just you remembering the halcyon days of the Glen Burnie Battle Bunker.

LNID I was in Thailand, buying an ice cream cone from an itinerant camel salesman.

You desire to travel.

LNID I was a moose

You desire a pet squirrel.


LNID I was running, but I couldn't open my eyes and my feet were moving really slowly.

You desire to swim in maple syrup.

LNID I was a butterfly

You desire to undergo a metamorphosis.


LNID I was taking out the garbage.

You desire to cleanse the evils from your life

LNID that I had the ability to teleport

You want to cut the hassle out of your life.

LNID Lovely vivid images. Of world war 3. Nukes on Beijing and Raleigh, but nowhere else. Lots of drones and tech I didn't know about flying around. My entire family was panicking and I was packing a bag to hide in a bunker. We had a silly amount of batteries in the top drawer of our desk. And I had ice cream. The mint part was bright green, and the vanilla part was blue, orange, and pink, exactly like one of my towels. A news broadcast was covering weird stuff people could use for "SCP fuel". I remember that I brought it up to a friend how weird that was, because not many people know about SCP.

You desire to be a news anchor.

LNID that everyone participated in a global 40k tournament

You really want to play more 40k.

LNID I somehow became a Congressman in Michigan, despite living in NC and only entering the election through the internet.

You desire a career in politics.

LNID of actually having some free time

You work too much.

LNID of more abbreviations.

You're worried and confused about modern speech patterns.

LNID about a person standing in a field, the point of view constantly jump-cutting. They were being slowly shredded apart from the outside in, while reciting the Wikipedia article on climate change.

You need to stop reading while operating heavy farm equipment.

LNID of Christina Applegate.

You are actually capable of having coherent dreams and may watch too many sitcoms.

LNID I got stuck in a time loop while getting out of a car.

You are in a rut.

LNID of special edition lead casting.

You need to get outside more.


LNID I was back in basic at Ft. Knox.

You miss drill.

LNID of getting ready for work.

You wish for a longer weekend. (Don't we all.)


LNID I was in a Necromunda hive gang. (Which is wierd because I've never played Necromunda.)

You secretly desire to play Necromunda.

LNID that I was on a game show

You want attention from the whole nation.

I dreamt I was in the Culture and got in a conversation with my math teacher about a White Dwarf magazine that had just featuried an unpainted, primed Word Bearer army in Blanchitsu.
I played Ping-pong against a robotic George Washington, and I could infinity jump because of Culture tech.
Nyarlathotep was there, in the form of a black guy with a scarab necklace. I talked to him for a bit.
I got a tiara made of glass and gold spheres.

You need to take a break from fantasy land and go play outside for awhile.


LNID I was at a party.