Just wondering if you have noticed a certain type of person/stereotype plays certain armies? The only ones Ive ever noticed is that is that two mates of mine who are both anime freaks and both play Tau for obvoius reasons.

And I am wondering if there are any more? The obvious ones to me are Tau for anime freaks and Choas attracts metal guys (or kids in slipknot shirts) anymore?

please note this a cheerful happy thread be cool to each other =)

Shouldn't have thrown out "anime freaks" or slipknot fans if you wanted a cheerful happy thread.

But yeah, and Eldar players are gay. All Space Marine players are under 12, and all SOB players are catholic perverts.

Ordo Dakka wrote:Shouldn't have thrown out "anime freaks" or slipknot fans if you wanted a cheerful happy thread.

But yeah, and Eldar players are gay. All Space Marine players are under 12, and all SOB players are catholic perverts.

Carm down theres kids about...

Ordo Dakka wrote:Shouldn't have thrown out "anime freaks" or slipknot fans if you wanted a cheerful happy thread.

But yeah, and Eldar players are gay. All Space Marine players are under 12, and all SOB players are catholic perverts.

And what are IG,ORK,NID and Necron players like?

This isn't gonna end well...

Yeah Ordda Dakka. Shame on you

Well I went for IG because I love WW2 history and modern day armies.

I'm Not sure what Stereotype I fit in under other then being myself.

I was joking, mocking the original Tau statement. I won't give out the rest of my approximations

Hehe, I knew you were joking! I want to read your approximations!

Ordo Dakka wrote:Shouldn't have thrown out "anime freaks" or slipknot fans if you wanted a cheerful happy thread.

But yeah, and Eldar players are gay. All Space Marine players are under 12, and all SOB players are catholic perverts.

Roight, this needs a list. Those in bold are added by me.

Space Marines: 12 year olds
Dark Angels: 12 year olds that like hoodies and think emotional problems are cool
Space Wolves: Furries

Chaos Space Marines: slipknot fans
Chaos Deamons: Interesting lot...except for those Slaaneshi fans. Steer clear of them.
Imperial Guard:
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Tau: Anime Fans
Eldar: Gay.
Dark Eldar:
Witch Hunters:
SoB: Catholic Perverts?
Deamon Hunters:
GK:
Tyranids:

This thread will not end well.

Ok, someone is gonna say it, so it might as well be me (since reds8n keeps a steady eye on me ).

Dark Eldar: S&M-crowd

And I would like to think that I am no drunk... now where's my cheap scotch...

So I'm a 12 year old emo in a hoody, who's into S&M, a little bit cool . . . and well Kroot . . . erm . . . crazy people with constant thirst for flesh . . .

Oshova

Oshova wrote:So I'm a 12 year old emo in a hoody, who's into S&M, a little bit cool . . . and well Kroot . . . erm . . . crazy people with constant thirst for flesh . . .

Oshova

Don't forget anime freak and Slipknot fan!

Which reminds me, I should take up CSM again... <,<

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Ordo Dakka wrote:Shouldn't have thrown out "anime freaks" or slipknot fans if you wanted a cheerful happy thread.

But yeah, and Eldar players are gay. All Space Marine players are under 12, and all SOB players are catholic perverts.

Roight, this needs a list. Those in bold are added by me.

Space Marines: 12 year olds
Dark Angels: 12 year olds that like hoodies and think emotional problems are cool
Space Wolves: Furries

Chaos Space Marines: slipknot fans
Chaos Deamons: Interesting lot...except for those Slaaneshi fans. Steer clear of them.
Imperial Guard: Racist american patriots
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Tau: Anime Fans
Eldar: Gay.
Dark Eldar: S&M + gay
Witch Hunters: See below.
SoB: Sexually repressed catholic perverts
Deamon Hunters: Badasses, you play these chances are you rule
GK: See space marines, except goody goody.
Tyranids: creepy entomologists

This thread will not end well.

Ah true

So, the other armies . . . Inquisition = Monty Python fans . . . because no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition . . .

Oshova

You there, cake or death?

Roight, this needs a list. Those in bold are added by me.

Space Marines: 12 year olds
Dark Angels: 12 year olds that like hoodies and think emotional problems are cool/ and yes you are.
Space Wolves: Furries...well actually every hairy/older gamer that I know collects them, but they're probably furries too
Black Templars: These guys REALLY thought the Crusades were a good idea.
Chaos Space Marines: slipknot fans
Chaos Deamons: Interesting lot...except for those Slaaneshi fans. Steer clear of them.
Imperial Guard: Racist american patriots/army boys
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Tau: Anime Fans
Eldar: Gay.
Dark Eldar: S&M + gay....It puts the lotion on its skin or gets the hose again...
Witch Hunters: See below....and Monty Python Fans
SoB: Sexually repressed catholic perverts
Deamon Hunters: Badasses, you play these chances are you rule/or have serious problems regarding paronioa (a few too many viewing of Emily Rose?)
GK: See space marines, except goody goody./Probably thought the Crusades were a good idea
Tyranids: creepy entomologists/Fat people (You saw it coming!)

This thread will not end well.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Roight, this needs a list. Those in bold are added by me.

Space Marines: 12 year olds
Dark Angels: 12 year olds that like hoodies and think emotional problems are cool/ and yes you are.
Space Wolves: Furries...well actually every hairy/older gamer that I know collects them, but they're probably furries too
Black Templars: These guys REALLY thought the Crusades were a good idea.
Chaos Space Marines: slipknot fans
Chaos Deamons: Interesting lot...except for those Slaaneshi fans. Steer clear of them.
Imperial Guard: Racist american patriots/army boys
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Tau: Anime Fans
Eldar: Gay.
Dark Eldar: S&M + gay....It puts the lotion on its skin or gets the hose again...
Witch Hunters: See below....and Monty Python Fans
SoB: Sexually repressed catholic perverts
Deamon Hunters: Badasses, you play these chances are you rule/or have serious problems regarding paronioa (a few too many viewing of Emily Rose?)
GK: See space marines, except goody goody./Probably thought the Crusades were a good idea
Tyranids: creepy entomologists/Fat people (You saw it coming!)

This thread will not end well.

Dose that make you a racist Aussie?Or a army boy? Emperors Faithful

This is were I take my stuff and leave before the Modquisition arrives. A smart heretic is one that leaves before the storm comes... oh no, too late! OH SH*BLAM*

It's all fun and games

Ordo Dakka wrote:You there, cake or death?

Uh...death I mean cake!

Luke_Prowler wrote:

Ordo Dakka wrote:You there, cake or death?

Uh...death I mean cake!

Hey, that's the Inquisition of the Church of England!

Ordo Dakka wrote:It's all fun and games

Until someone loses an eye

Dark Eldar : The 80s/glam rock/metal/goth fans of 40k. And I love them for it.

Just because I like purging by fire doesn't mean I'm racist, it just means that I love fire based weaponry... <.<

Ultramarines: Organized, smart people who are generally well liked and awesome in every way.

Blood Angels: Twilight fans

Dark wrote:

Ordo Dakka wrote:It's all fun and games

Until someone loses an eye

After that it's an entirely different game, called Find the Eye!

Ahh, a "how can we stereotype people?" thread. Lovely.

Space Wolves: Furries and those who hate the Statis Quo

UltraHawk wrote:Ultramarines: Organized, smart people who are generally well liked and awesome in every way.

We all know they're the kid who get's beat up everyday after school from sucking up to the teacher too much or that guy.




This thread makes me feel sad that Eldar is my main army >_>

Black Templar players are all into SCA weekends and jousting tournaments.

A person's army says that they have that army.

And just about nothing else, although the presence/absence of a joke theme can show how serious one takes the setting... and yet, it can't really show that because sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh because it really is ludicrous from an outsider's perspective.

As for the "catholic perverts" part... lol? I'm pretty damn far from either... actually people on this forum have called me a prude before

Pretty sure that all Black Templar are LARPers.

On a personal note, I wonder how much I've influenced the "Orks = drunk people" stereotype.

1:00 PM, or going into game2 of a tournament is NOT too soon to be halfway through a bottle of Captain Morgan.


*burp*


These are *NOT* angry orks.


Here's a closeup of that trukk.


PS: Ice cream (or other dairy products) do *NOT* go well together. This one time, I was in the kitchen on a Saturday thinking to myself, "Man, I'm thirsty." I got out the milk and sated my thirst. Then I was like, "Hrm...lets spend the day drunk." So I got out the Southern Comfort and started swigging. COMPLETELY forgot that I had just had a big glass of millk. Needless to say, the kitchen sink was a foot away, and I forcibly emptied my stomach, and was like "WHY THE HELL DID I JUST DO THAT?!?"

I think the connection to Space Wolves and furries is overrated and not that accurate anymore.

They are vikings in SPACE for feths sake!

But the real question is I play Dwarves, What does that make me?

Oh jeez, what the hell am I?!

Let's see.

I play Tau, Space Marines, Chaos Daemons, Necrons, Orks, and Deathwatch (Inquisition).

So that makes me a twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot. Because somehow Necrons didn't make it onto that list.

Shadowbrand wrote:I think the connection to Space Wolves and furries is overrated and not that accurate anymore.

They are vikings in SPACE for feths sake!

But the real question is I play Dwarves, What does that make me?

A drunk, of course.

Quiet, you sexually repressed, alcoholic Catholic racist!

And don't forget Nazi, given that I'm planning on collecting Empire (Which is basically the second Reich).

lol I am a drunk 12 year old fat kid, and no dash ofpepper you did not influance this idea in anyway.


you just put the icing on the cake.(whats the point of playing orks without some liquid courage?)

bigmeklover wrote:lol I am a drunk 12 year old fat kid, and no dash ofpepper you did not influance this idea in anyway.


you just put the icing on the cake.(whats the point of playing orks without some liquid courage?)

Dey'z da Orks! Dey don't need no liquid kourage, dey'z got all da kourage dey needz! WAAAAAGGGHHH!

Ok my Armies
-Space Wolves
-Space Marines
-Deathwing
-Blood Angles
-Imperial Guard
-Daemon Hunters
-Skaven

I also want to start
-Tau
-Space Skeven
-Tomb Kings
-Ogre Kingdoms

What does that make me???

I would say... rich.


... well compared to me anyway, given that I'm a poor college student.

this is just about the funiest thread since this mornig!!!

subscirbed

I would make a Death korp comment here, but that would be in bad taste.

So, I'm a 12 year old hoodie wearing emotionally problematic smelly (Death Guard) Army Man who might soon become gay and into S&M.

Right.

Blood Angels: Twilight fans.
Chaos: Hard rockers
Daemonhunters: Christians
Dark Eldar: Gothics
Eldar: girls
Imperial Guard: soldiers & gun lovers
Necrons: Sci-fi fans
Orks: cartoon fans
Space Marines: Starters
Space wolves: dunno.
Tau Empire: (I can't think of anything. I collect Tau myself and don't like anime at all.)
Tyranids: Biologists & Sci-fi horror fans
Black Templars: Extremely dedicated Christians.
Witch Hunters: Creepy perverted old monks.
Death Korps of Krieg: History teachers and people interested or involved in WWII.

I think Chaos has been too pigeon holed in this. You have to divide it up by the dark gods. Me, my Army will be Khorne based. Oh and I don't listen to much Slipknot actually I don't know that I have any. More of a NIN and Devil Driver fan Oh and I REALLY LOVE war and adrenaline. Blood for the blood god!

Oh and I also love guns...and am still laughing hysterically at the previous post of "Blood Angels: Twilight fans"

Actually, I'd say Chaos are the angsty teens whose parents JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.

At least if Horus is any indication.

(yeah I went there)

Anpu42 wrote:Ok my Armies
-Space Wolves
-Space Marines
-Deathwing
-Blood Angles
-Imperial Guard
-Daemon Hunters
-Skaven

I also want to start
-Tau
-Space Skeven
-Tomb Kings
-Ogre Kingdoms

What does that make me???

Someone with alot and alot of money... 0_0...

Suicidal Cheez wrote:Death Korps of Krieg: History teachers and people interested or involved in WWII.

death korps have nothing to do with ww2 NOTHING

I really wouldn't look into what an army says about somebody that much. I have Space Wolves because I think Vikings are cool. I have Guard because Aliens is a great movie. I have Orks because I happened to have a bunch from Black Reach and I figured I might as well start an army of them. Threads like this are just a lot of people trying to claim themselves as unique snowflakes because they think their plastic spacemen reflect on them at a personal level.

I never thought I'd say this, but Melissia said it best:

A person's army says that they have that army.

Suicidal Cheez wrote:Tau Empire: (I can't think of anything. I collect Tau myself and don't like anime at all.)

Tau = The Naive new kid who brought a gun to a knife fight. (not calling you any of that just applying the stereotype)

Palgue marines = guys who don't bathe

IG = Always applying overkill

Daemonhunters = people who are ok with losing as long as they look good

Lucid wrote:Palgue marines = guys who don't bathe

whats palgue marine?
Oh you mean Plague marine and anyway its death guard.

Devastator wrote:

Suicidal Cheez wrote:Death Korps of Krieg: History teachers and people interested or involved in WWII.

death korps have nothing to do with ww2 NOTHING

No but they for some reason remind me of something WWII ish. I dunno lol.


BTW: Isn't your avatar really inapropriate?

its old finnish air force symbol

Orks: Player has a sense of humor
Chaos Space Marines: Player does dirty deeds (dun dirt cheap!).... Alternatively, listens to Heavy Metal, not Korn or Slipnot.
Tau: Anime Fan
Sisters: Player is a girl, or is devote Catholic.

Melissia wrote:I would say... rich.


... well compared to me anyway, given that I'm a poor college student.

Actualy i have been playing Wargames for 30 years, 40k for 20 and I am a Pack-Rat.

Well that makes me a goody goody that listens to Slipknot and a catholic pervert......hey wait im not catholic!

Lucid wrote:Palgue marines = guys who don't bathe

Hey, we bathe a lot!

It's just what we bathe in that's sometimes questionable.

... SOMETIMES questionable?

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

Slarg232 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

Ork players are not always drunk. For instance, I usually down about 60 oz of Arnold Palmer before playing. That's not drunk, that's about all Ork players having addictive personalities.

UltraHawk wrote:Ultramarines: Organized, smart people who are generally well liked and awesome in every way.

Blood Angels: Twilight fans

The inquisitor would like to see you about the heresy you have committed!

Blood Angels: Lost boys fans.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

This has been the most disturbing series of posts I have ever witnessed since...Monday?

BTW, Death Korps of Krieg are more akin to World War 1. Armageddon forces are similar to WWII.
We should profile posters and see where that gets us!

(Add your own in, becuase I can't see your armies)

Me = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol

As a person who crapped on someone else for misconstruing death korps for being WW2 themed, I'm sure you know the grand majority of people would take it as a color swap of the Swastika used by a certain Axis power.

Slick wrote:

Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol

As a person who crapped on someone else for misconstruing death korps for being WW2 themed, I'm sure you know the grand majority of people would take it as a color swap of the Swastika used by a certain Axis power.

Why the hell do you think he does it?

Emperors Faithful wrote:
Space Wolves: Furries...well actually every hairy/older gamer that I know collects them, but they're probably furries too
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)

Well they are my two armies!!!

Pretty accurate actually

Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 = Slipknot listener
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

Digging a lot of the humor here, but my case is kind of inverted. I don't play Space Wolves and Chaos because I'm a metalhead that digs vikings. I don't play SW and CSM because I'm a metalhead that digs vikings.

I think the exaggeration of themes that makes the (hilarious) stereotyping so easy is a turnoff for some people. I don't see most CSM as badass, like they're meant to be, I see them as the rejects of crappy power metal music videos, covered in a pungent layer of GW's patented grimdark spike-vomit. For SW, they took a fantastic pool of mythology, then relegated the only moderately faithful representations to character names. The rest is just "DO U LIEK MY MOHAWK AND FACEBRAIDZ I HAS A WOLFPELT!" Oh, and the color scheme is rather... meh (to each their own and all of those standard "don't hit me!" qualifiers).

I collect Blood Angels (not bandwagon jumper) and hate Twilight.
I read the first page and cried blood. Literally. (just a wee bit)
I liked vampires before Twatlight came out.

Slarg232 and Emperors Faithful wrote:Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 = Slipknot listener
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

I like mine the best.

Tis a good'n.

i wouldnt say ork players are drunk..... just seriously compulsive and perhaps somehwat zen.... what with orks being the most enlightend of the 40k races. either that or just lovins the multiple gigantic guns and need to go smashin peoples 'eads.
oy!! now wheres me ale!?!

Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol

Yes, and it predates the Finnish too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

However, you weren't in the old Finnish Air Force, its an offensive avatar to the ENTIRE FETHING WORLD, and the only reason I can think of you using it is for shock value. You can't smugly hide behind a scantily clad, "Someone else used it first" to gain acceptance for promoting the use of the flagship symbol for racism, bigotry, oppression and genocide.

Get over yourself and for the love of Christ, change your Avatar.

I've reported your post in the hopes that a moderator will forcibly remove either you or your avatar; I would strongly encourage any NON-NAZIs in the room to do the same. Yes, I'm a Jew. And pissed.

+1 to Dash's post

And the Finnish Air Force happily flew around in German bombers and fighters sent by Nazi Germany as a present, which leaves a kinda bad taste in my mouth considerin this symbolism.


And something topic-related:

I think Orks just represent something that is existent in every human male more or less: The fascination with things that go BOOM, have a nice kick, have a sharp blade or any other dangerously interesting attributes. I, personally, love the Mek attitude of just hammering stuff together and see if it works - that would make modern engineering so much more fun!

This thread makes me wanna kill myself now... so Dark Angels or Necrons for a new army?

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

This has been the most disturbing series of posts I have ever witnessed since...Monday?

BTW, Death Korps of Krieg are more akin to World War 1. Armageddon forces are similar to WWII.
We should profile posters and see where that gets us!

(Add your own in, becuase I can't see your armies)

Me = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Crazed
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

Alright. Fixed it for ya

1. I am not drunk. In fact, I can't even drink without getting firmly planted in the ICU
2. I thought SaintHazard was secretly a nun, but alright.
3. No Pooftas
4.
5. No pooftas
6. There is no rule 6.

Aw Freyas hard tits! I will only say this once.

Space Wolves aren't furry. They can't even field wolfen anymore.

We kill the wolf and drink it's blood and wear its fur to become just like it. A furry would lick its bum and eat it's gak.

Space Wolves are space vikings! we fear no man, woman or Xeno. Hell we even hate the Inquisition, but who doesn't!?!?

We sail the star of seas we are the sky warriors!

I however have no quarrel about being a drunk. Let's face it I love the liquor.

Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Crazed Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
Vargtass = Happy drunk

Added myself in and fixed Chowderhead.

I would like to think of myself as a happy drunk who everyone likes at the party, mostly because I almost always lose but my Orks are hilarious to run, both to me and my pals. Did I mention I paint them 2nd Ed style?

Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

No I am a 30 year Pack-Rat
I just can't git rid of anthing.

My SM/DA/BA army is actualt the set of Same Figures jst reperposed for each game.

Vargtass wrote:Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Crazed Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
Vargtass = Malevolent drunk

Added myself in and fixed Chowderhead.

I would like to think of myself as a happy drunk who everyone likes at the party, mostly because I almost always lose but my Orks are hilarious to run, both to me and my pals. Did I mention I paint them 2nd Ed style?

I go for a Blood Axe Camo for my Orks.

Also, Fixed it for ya!

I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...

Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?

Anpu42 wrote:Ok my Armies
-Space Wolves
-Space Marines
-Deathwing
-Blood Angles
-Imperial Guard
-Daemon Hunters
-Skaven


By the list I am a
12 year old, Furry-Goth who is into Religion, Blood and Death

I am Anubis!

Vargtass wrote:I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...

Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?

I always imagined you qs a sith lord...

chowderhead13 wrote:

Vargtass wrote:I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...

Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?

I always imagined you qs a sith lord...

qs? You will have to excuse me, when I was born computers filled up more space than my car does and thus I am not familiar with you young kids and your hiphop and videogames and netspeak.

And if you mean "as a sith lord", I must start thinking about how I compose my messages, wouldn't want the internets to believe that I am in any way related to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith...

Vargtass wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Vargtass wrote:I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...

Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?

I always imagined you qs a sith lord...

qs? You will have to excuse me, when I was born computers filled up more space than my car does and thus I am not familiar with you young kids and your hiphop and videogames and netspeak.

he meant "as", QS doesn't stand for anything, as far as I know.

Yeah, I realized that just after I posted...

My ipod doesn't have spellcheck. Sheesh.

chowderhead13 wrote:My ipod doesn't have spellcheck. Sheesh.

Were you not expecting the Grammar Inquisition?

Given that I am a drunken Catholic pervert, I guess I break the stereotypes with my Eldar, Dark Eldar, and Vanilla Space Marines. But I do plan some Orks after I build a Tau army...

Nobody expects the grammar inquition!

My list is

Space Marines Players: Like good guys
Space Wolves Players: Not that smart...
Blood Angels Players: Have a lot of flaws.
Tyranids Players: Like Alien VS Predator and other sci-fi movies
Orks Players: Up for a laugh, likes dying.
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.
Tau Players: Obvious.
Necrons: think their invincible.
Imperial Guard Players: Army Boys, likes a bit of realism.
Dark Eldar Players: SUPERFREAKY
Eldar Players: gay.
Inquisition Players: enjoy being outnumbered?
Sisters Players: are female.


Missed anyone

Jaon wrote:
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.

I protest you calling me non conformist....

I prefer to be called "Pathfinder" or "Black Sheep"

Jaon wrote:My list is

Space Marines Players: Like good guys
Space Wolves Players: Not that smart...
Blood Angels Players: Have a lot of flaws.
Tyranids Players: Like Alien VS Predator and other sci-fi movies
Orks Players: Up for a laugh, likes dying.
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.
Tau Players: Obvious.
Necrons: think their invincible.
Imperial Guard Players: Army Boys, likes a bit of realism.
Dark Eldar Players: SUPERFREAKY
Eldar Players: gay.
Inquisition Players: enjoy being outnumbered?
Sisters Players: are female.


Missed anyone

Yes you missed the correct use of they're. Their, there and they're all have different meanings--all of which used inappropriately.

With all the armies I play, I am the Grammar Inquisition!

I iz orkzez... and I iz not drunk!!!!
Guttsnagga's WAAAGH! iz a comin'!

Reading this thread almost makes me pine for another weekly Vote for your Favorite/Least Favorite Primarch/Chapter/Character poll thread instead. Almost.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

PUDDING?!

Emperors Faithful wrote:
Me = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =Smelly gay 12 year old emo hoodie into S&M with Military experience.
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

Added myself

sniperjolly wrote:PUDDING?!

...

You were vey close.

haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!


What my armies say about me?
That I have had way to much disposable income the past 12 years. or perhaps, income that wasnt as disposable as I wished it was.

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

New to me is anything thats under a year. So, yes its new!

At least I can stop calling Blood Angel Players Rice-Cakes now

Comintern wrote:At least I can stop calling Blood Angel Players Rice-Cakes now

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

But this is

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

Compared to the relative age of the internet and 40k, "a few months" is kinda new.

Anpu42 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

But this is

Melissia wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

Compared to the relative age of the internet and 40k, "a few months" is kinda new.

Fair point.

Comintern wrote:
At least I can stop calling Blood Angel Players Rice-Cakes now

WHY RICE CAKES???

WHY?????

You have killed my favorite snack! You snack murdering monster.

so..... I'm a..... twilight reading heavy metal fan..... that doesn't like twilight. i tried reading a page, then almost decapitated myself with a spoon.

I think this one has lost its momentum...

So... where are you guys gonna post next?

Anpu42 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

But this is

It's funnier with "NOW THIS..... Is what we've all be waiting for." as a motivational >.>

I think that the Necron army should be more then just the Sci-fi fans cause that, I believe, should really apply to all of us. I'm thinking more of people who are rather impassive or act emotionless. I'm sure we all know people who can be made to look like a total idiot but just fixes the ailment without so much as a blush of embarrassment.

Actually, shouldn't Necrons go well with the Emo/Goth crowd (I am just generalizing like everyone else now, I don't know the difference <,<.

All about death, living in gloom, everything would be better if it went to Oblivion. Sound to me like them funny kids with their rock'n'roll and make up and drugs and razors and whut not...

This ain't gonna end well...

Eldar players tend to be the ones that cheat, for some reason...

Inquisition guys are really depressing.

Blood angels? Hmmm... tend to complain, out ot win, be prone to fits of violents. Some Emo. Yet, some are very talented.

Space Wolves: Furries, Athletes (hey, there are some of us out there), Drinkers, Like to Boast, argue.

Chaos: Some badass, some just whiny, like spikes and stuff. Yup.

Orks: Laid back, looking for fun.

Crons: Never take themselves too seriously.

Tau: The Sticklers out there, also anime fans, cultured... mostly...

Space Marines: Either Creative, Newbs, Looking for a funny army, and the like. Those wh odon't like spending lots of money.

DE: Those who long for their glory days.

IG: LIKE GUNS! Military men.

Yeah, Space Marines are either WAY too into their armies and 40k, Beginners, or 12 year olds who cant paint anything else.

Yep, my main army is Smurfies, cuz the boys in blue were on the AOBR box. Now Im stuck with em.

Slarg232 wrote:

Jaon wrote:
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.

I protest you calling me non conformist....

I prefer to be called "Pathfinder" or "Black Sheep"

Their armor is black like the twisted depths of my soul!!!!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:This ain't gonna end well...

Eldar players tend to be the ones that cheat, for some reason...

Inquisition guys are really depressing.

Blood angels? Hmmm... tend to complain, out ot win, be prone to fits of violents. Some Emo. Yet, some are very talented.

Space Wolves: Furries, Athletes (hey, there are some of us out there), Drinkers, Like to Boast, argue.

Chaos: Some badass, some just whiny, like spikes and stuff. Yup.

Orks: Laid back, looking for fun.

Crons: Never take themselves too seriously.

Tau: The Sticklers out there, also anime fans, cultured... mostly...

Space Marines: Either Creative, Newbs, Looking for a funny army, and the like. Those wh odon't like spending lots of money.

DE: Those who long for their glory days.

IG: LIKE GUNS! Military men.

1) Eldar don't cheat. They just forsee a time when that particular rule doesn't matter at that particular time.

2) Space Wolves = Athletic? Really?

3) I thought your name was "Aspergers Darkwolf".

Lord Harrab wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Jaon wrote:
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.

I protest you calling me non conformist....

I prefer to be called "Pathfinder" or "Black Sheep"

Their armor is black like the twisted depths of my soul!!!!

I wonder if they listen to "Babies on Spikes"...

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Dashofpepper wrote:

Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol

Yes, and it predates the Finnish too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

However, you weren't in the old Finnish Air Force, its an offensive avatar to the ENTIRE FETHING WORLD, and the only reason I can think of you using it is for shock value. You can't smugly hide behind a scantily clad, "Someone else used it first" to gain acceptance for promoting the use of the flagship symbol for racism, bigotry, oppression and genocide.

Get over yourself and for the love of Christ, change your Avatar.

I've reported your post in the hopes that a moderator will forcibly remove either you or your avatar; I would strongly encourage any NON-NAZIs in the room to do the same. Yes, I'm a Jew. And pissed.

A bit of an over reaction there. Also, was this meant to be ironic?

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:This ain't gonna end well...

Eldar players tend to be the ones that cheat, for some reason...

Inquisition guys are really depressing.

Blood angels? Hmmm... tend to complain, out ot win, be prone to fits of violents. Some Emo. Yet, some are very talented.

Space Wolves: Furries, Athletes (hey, there are some of us out there), Drinkers, Like to Boast, argue.

Chaos: Some badass, some just whiny, like spikes and stuff. Yup.

Orks: Laid back, looking for fun.

Crons: Never take themselves too seriously.

Tau: The Sticklers out there, also anime fans, cultured... mostly...

Space Marines: Either Creative, Newbs, Looking for a funny army, and the like. Those wh odon't like spending lots of money.

DE: Those who long for their glory days.

IG: LIKE GUNS! Military men.

1) Eldar don't cheat. They just forsee a time when that particular rule doesn't matter at that particular time.

2) Space Wolves = Athletic? Really?

3) I thought your name was "Aspergers Darkwolf".

1. Yeah, you got a point there... the fact that one claimed that because wraithgaurd were ghosts, on a roll of a 3+ I couldn't see them...

2. Yeah, I know a few. Then again, given that very few out there playing 40k are athletic (though I know several exceptions, and I'm sure that there are more)....

3. Aspergers? Really? Ah, well. Not really, but that would have been funny. I had a bunch of funny names, but mostly they were inside jokes, so I just chose one that I could use with my army.

Oh, I forgot some:

Dark Angels: That one kid who's always alone, emo, goth, likes fantasy novels (in excess)

SOB: Religuos Pervs

Black Templars: ANGRY religous pervs/

Daemons: emotional, opinionated, gamblers

Emperors Faithful wrote:Roight, this needs a list. Those in bold are added by me.

Space Marines: 12 year olds
Dark Angels: 12 year olds that like hoodies and think emotional problems are cool/ and yes you are.
Space Wolves: Furries...well actually every hairy/older gamer that I know collects them, but they're probably furries too
Black Templars: These guys REALLY thought the Crusades were a good idea.
Chaos Space Marines: slipknot fans
Chaos Deamons: Interesting lot...except for those Slaaneshi fans. Steer clear of them.
Imperial Guard: Racist american patriots/army boys
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Tau: Anime Fans
Eldar: Gay.
Dark Eldar: S&M + gay....It puts the lotion on its skin or gets the hose again...
Witch Hunters: See below....and Monty Python Fans
SoB: Sexually repressed catholic perverts
Deamon Hunters: Badasses, you play these chances are you rule/or have serious problems regarding paronioa (a few too many viewing of Emily Rose?)
GK: See space marines, except goody goody./Probably thought the Crusades were a good idea
Tyranids: creepy entomologists/Fat people (You saw it coming!)

This thread will not end well.

So,by this reckoning I'm a gay repressed catholic pervert with a fetish for anime bondage, who should be avoided because of my slaneeshi tau? is that right?

nomsheep wrote:

So,by this reckoning I'm a gay repressed catholic pervert with a fetish for anime bondage, who should be avoided because of my slaneeshi tau? is that right?

You monster!

Emperors Faithful wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

So,by this reckoning I'm a gay repressed catholic pervert with a fetish for anime bondage, who should be avoided because of my slaneeshi tau? is that right?

You monster!

Leave your jealousy where it belongs, my slave pits.