When you have a brilliant idea for a wargame, but fear that it will be hated for its dependance on the players' imagination... (Maybe someone will be interested, so I've broken out my copies of "How to Stage a Military Coup," "Action! Cartooning," and "Enlisted Soldier's Guide, 7th Ed." (some of my favorite source material) to whip up a quick description and artwork for a new thread by sun-down, the clock's ticking.)
YKTRFW you find the world's greatest band: Nerds With Guitars
YKTRFW reading through 6th, it looks pretty legit!
YKTRFW your first half of your pay for work arrived today! Yayyyyyy!!!
YKTSFW you still need to wait till after Comic-Con to buy 6th Edition...
yesterday, IHateNids wrote:YKTRFW having your first game of 6th later!
YKTRFW getting a new Doom Scythe
YKTSFW the Doom Scythe is going to be destroyed in the game
When you have a 6th Ed killteam game as your first game of 6th, and its at a gamer cafe.
I leant out 3 Nid Warriors, 6 Hormies and a Zthrope to another guy(who rolled on the Biomancy Chart, getting 2 6s for Hemorrage. Rerolled one of them, got another6. Rerolled and 6 again. Then got 2). There was also my friend who had 2 5 man Stormtrooper squads. I went for the Stormtroopers with my Trygon and Slaughtered the 1st. The second fire and do nothing, and charge. Roll for my Overwatch with my Biolightning. Roll 5 6s out of 6! Kill 2 guys and butcher the last 3.
yesterday, IHateNids wrote:YKTRFW having your first game of 6th later!
YKTRFW getting a new Doom Scythe
YKTSFW the Doom Scythe is going to be destroyed in the game
yesterday, IHateNids wrote:YKTRFW having your first game of 6th later!
YKTRFW getting a new Doom Scythe
YKTSFW the Doom Scythe is going to be destroyed in the game
When all of the above
I assume it went poorly at war then?
Indeed. On the upside, I killed a DP in CC with a Necron Warrior
YKTSFW you had a slight hangover earlier today
YKTRFW you had a hangover before any of your friends at school, and this makes you suddenly worth far more than any of them
IHateNids wrote:On the upside, I killed a DP in CC with a Necron Warrior
Whoa, how'd you manage that one? Sweet!
YKTSFW you realize you're late for work today.
YKTSFW you realize you haven't touched your army for anything for about a week, and you don't have much time to work on it either.
YKTSFW this makes you a very, very sad panda, indeed.
When you now have a really good salary ( I won't say unless I'm asked... I prefer modesty) and do not know what to spend your money on... hardly a sinking feeling but times are tough on this thread as many are deserting our fine ship.
YTSFW you cause so much pain with a simple comment.
YKTSFW you avoid her question of "Do you like me?" with a witty comment to seem cool. And she goes offline. Cue.Socially awkward penguin meme.
IHateNids wrote:YKTRFW return of the Quick Reply box!
YKTSFW it's probably strike 2, one more and temp ban
I don't know, I've had 3 or 4 warnings but given that most of them were only slightly breaking the rules there's been no talk of a temporary ban so far. Still, I'm being a very good boy for the next few years
YKTSFW Squid feels he needs to do something drastic. Already tried that route, never works. Don't do it, man.
YKTRFW you seem to be cool to be friends with her. She's still a cool person to chat with.
YKTSFW you're stuck with directing a student play that... needs lots of work (trying to stay positive here).
Dr. Temujin wrote:YKTSFW Squid feels he needs to do something drastic. Already tried that route, never works. Don't do it, man.
I do it once a week, never works...
YKTSFW you have DirecTV.... WTF YKTSFW you used to have Fios... Why in God's name would you go to Direc-fething-TV!?!?
YKTSFW it's partly cloudy so the TV goes out, because DirecTV
YKTSFW fewer and fewer channels every day, because DirecTV
When you write a table top "gun builder" for a game you may never actually write up:
YKTRFW you get yet another email back about a job interview. Same job as the last time I had this rising feeling.
Meaning now I have received an email about receiving an email about receiving an email early August, when before I had simply received an email about receiving an email...
I made an account but couldn't get an activation key and it wouldn't put a capital D at the start of Deadshot. Also, I just did it to be polite.
On the subject of the girl, I have only met her once but we gotbon well and we are talking.on Facebook. She asked to meet up this week but I couldn't make it so I was hoping for this Saturday. Which is why I want to talk to her.
I was going home with a load of stuff, and passed it. I could see there was a load of Iron, but I had no pickaxe. I just left a torch to mark the entrance. Now I can't find it :(
I invited her out to watch fireworks in the town over from mine. She said she needed a ride and that she would try to find someone. Around 8:30, I figured she wasn't coming since she hadn't gotten back to me, I also realized too late that I should have offered her a ride (yes, I am an idiot). Around 11, well after the fireworks, she messaged me saying she was sorry for not coming. I didn't get the message until this morning when I responded, " I feel like an ass. I have a car and could have given you s ride. I'm really sorry for not offering... I'm an idiot..." She said it was ok and that she had a fun night with friends before asking if I went to the fireworks alone. I said, "I didn't go, I figured that you weren't coming and I don't like fireworks." (Yes, I am an idiot.) She asked why I had invited her if I didn't like fireworks. My immediate response was, "..." (Why yes I am an idiot). After almost half an hour, I responded again, " You said that you were disappointed that you couldn't see fireworks on the 4th. I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to see fireworks this summer." (I'm an idiot.) She hasn't said a word to me since that happened at around noonish...
I invited her out to watch fireworks in the town over from mine. She said she needed a ride and that she would try to find someone. Around 8:30, I figured she wasn't coming since she hadn't gotten back to me, I also realized too late that I should have offered her a ride (yes, I am an idiot). Around 11, well after the fireworks, she messaged me saying she was sorry for not coming. I didn't get the message until this morning when I responded, " I feel like an ass. I have a car and could have given you s ride. I'm really sorry for not offering... I'm an idiot..." She said it was ok and that she had a fun night with friends before asking if I went to the fireworks alone. I said, "I didn't go, I figured that you weren't coming and I don't like fireworks." (Yes, I am an idiot.) She asked why I had invited her if I didn't like fireworks. My immediate response was, "..." (Why yes I am an idiot). After almost half an hour, I responded again, " You said that you were disappointed that you couldn't see fireworks on the 4th. I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to see fireworks this summer." (I'm an idiot.) She hasn't said a word to me since that happened at around noonish...
I invited her out to watch fireworks in the town over from mine. She said she needed a ride and that she would try to find someone. Around 8:30, I figured she wasn't coming since she hadn't gotten back to me, I also realized too late that I should have offered her a ride (yes, I am an idiot). Around 11, well after the fireworks, she messaged me saying she was sorry for not coming. I didn't get the message until this morning when I responded, " I feel like an ass. I have a car and could have given you s ride. I'm really sorry for not offering... I'm an idiot..." She said it was ok and that she had a fun night with friends before asking if I went to the fireworks alone. I said, "I didn't go, I figured that you weren't coming and I don't like fireworks." (Yes, I am an idiot.) She asked why I had invited her if I didn't like fireworks. My immediate response was, "..." (Why yes I am an idiot). After almost half an hour, I responded again, " You said that you were disappointed that you couldn't see fireworks on the 4th. I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to see fireworks this summer." (I'm an idiot.) She hasn't said a word to me since that happened at around noonish...
YKTSFW^^^
"Will I ever roll a good Charisma?"
When Squig needs a new white van and cloroform
That rising feeling when you watch a footbal match in the rain, with someone you love yesterday
I invited her out to watch fireworks in the town over from mine. She said she needed a ride and that she would try to find someone. Around 8:30, I figured she wasn't coming since she hadn't gotten back to me, I also realized too late that I should have offered her a ride (yes, I am an idiot). Around 11, well after the fireworks, she messaged me saying she was sorry for not coming. I didn't get the message until this morning when I responded, " I feel like an ass. I have a car and could have given you s ride. I'm really sorry for not offering... I'm an idiot..." She said it was ok and that she had a fun night with friends before asking if I went to the fireworks alone. I said, "I didn't go, I figured that you weren't coming and I don't like fireworks." (Yes, I am an idiot.) She asked why I had invited her if I didn't like fireworks. My immediate response was, "..." (Why yes I am an idiot). After almost half an hour, I responded again, " You said that you were disappointed that you couldn't see fireworks on the 4th. I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to see fireworks this summer." (I'm an idiot.) She hasn't said a word to me since that happened at around noonish...
YKTSFW^^^
"Will I ever roll a good Charisma?"
I see the problem. She thinks you're like a stalker. I'll come up with a plan. Don't worry
IHateNids wrote:when the box has claimed many of our number, but I managed to turn away from the darkness.
Oh yes? You think we have no hold on you any more? You'll see, oh yes, you'll see. Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
For those of you that want to know what that sounded like in real life, see here. The mods don't like me putting non-wargaming videos here, and I'm being a good boy since my warning.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When everybody holds some sort of grudge against you on the internet *sigh*
When you have to keep on coming back to Dakka...
I don't see why you should have to keep coming back to dakka just because you're going to another forum. Loads of other users just go missing and no-one give a .
I invited her out to watch fireworks in the town over from mine. She said she needed a ride and that she would try to find someone. Around 8:30, I figured she wasn't coming since she hadn't gotten back to me, I also realized too late that I should have offered her a ride (yes, I am an idiot). Around 11, well after the fireworks, she messaged me saying she was sorry for not coming. I didn't get the message until this morning when I responded, " I feel like an ass. I have a car and could have given you s ride. I'm really sorry for not offering... I'm an idiot..." She said it was ok and that she had a fun night with friends before asking if I went to the fireworks alone. I said, "I didn't go, I figured that you weren't coming and I don't like fireworks." (Yes, I am an idiot.) She asked why I had invited her if I didn't like fireworks. My immediate response was, "..." (Why yes I am an idiot). After almost half an hour, I responded again, " You said that you were disappointed that you couldn't see fireworks on the 4th. I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to see fireworks this summer." (I'm an idiot.) She hasn't said a word to me since that happened at around noonish...
YKTSFW^^^
"Will I ever roll a good Charisma?"
When Squig needs a new white van and cloroform
That rising feeling when you watch a footbal match in the rain, with someone you love yesterday
Cloroform dosnt work on all people as my freinds found out much to there dismay at college
YKTRFW your immune to the effects of cloroform
p_gray99 wrote:
IHateNids wrote:when the box has claimed many of our number, but I managed to turn away from the darkness.
Oh yes? You think we have no hold on you any more? You'll see, oh yes, you'll see. Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
For those of you that want to know what that sounded like in real life, see here. The mods don't like me putting non-wargaming videos here, and I'm being a good boy since my warning.
YKTSFW you know not of this box.
Who or what is the box???
YKTRFW you managed to talk to 2 sexy chicks for nearly an hour
IHateNids wrote:when the box has claimed many of our number, but I managed to turn away from the darkness.
Oh yes? You think we have no hold on you any more? You'll see, oh yes, you'll see. Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For those of you that want to know what that sounded like in real life, see here. The mods don't like me putting non-wargaming videos here, and I'm being a good boy since my warning.
I deactivated the account. Good look getting me back.
YKTRFW you found the mine in MC.
YKTSFW that aforementioned mine opened up into the movie set of the Mines of Moria (if you replace the goblins with creepers)
YKTSFW OMFGLAWL THERE ARE SO MANY POSTS YOU MISSED AND LOLOLOLOL YOU SKIPPED THE LOT OF THEM AND-- ok, I'm done.
YKTRFW Blap's back from the Box!
YKTRFW COMIC-CON!!! It was a blast
YKTSFW Squidman still can't talk to the ladies.
YKTSFW you were kinda hoping to hook up with a girl at Comic-Con, but that never transpired.
Rising feeling when you watch a Smith and Wesson 500 Magnum put a hole in bulletproof glass. For those that don't know, the S&M 500 Magnum is the world's most powerful production handgun. Its snallest round has about twice that of the .44 Magnum and the largest is over 3 times the power of the .44.
Put it this way. If someone had pulled this on Dirty Harry while he was doing his famous '
"You feel lucky punk?" speech, his gun would've crapped itself.
Another way to put it. If a .44 is like a car hitting you, the .500 is like a Mike Tyson punch.
Ok, a bit off-topic here, but anyone who took part in the ECRPG mind if I edited the whole thing into a novel? I will make things into a chronological series (ie no posts in between conversations etc), add bits here and there & generally make it more readable.
I was going to do it as a holiday project, but need other people's views as it will be most of their work. If it goes well I might do it for the Iron Serpents as well
YKTSFW having a conversation via and she stops talking. News feed. Top status from her "Damn facebook won't show.messages :(."
Feth life. Feth it all.
Also, YKTSFW not enough votes on photos in Dakka gallery to show the scores.
YKTSFW have to wait for my subscribed threads to be updated at a rate of 1 post per thread per hour. And in the morning there will be a page or so of unread messeges.
YKTSFW women so strange. The hot girl fixed her messages. Sent me a message saying how was I and all that, recieved seconds before I clicked onto FB. Sent one back (30 secs between). Nothing. :l. Am I just that repellent?
Deadshot wrote:YKTSFW women so strange. The hot girl fixed her messages. Sent me a message saying how was I and all that, recieved seconds before I clicked onto FB. Sent one back (30 secs between). Nothing. :l. Am I just that repellent?
Happens to me literally all the time... wait, Feth!
YKTSFW Inventor Fusion closes itself 2 hours into a CAD project... no I didn't fething save!
Deadshot wrote:YKTSFW you realise the supernatural cast and writers were at comic-con. And you weren't.
YKTSFW you were at Comic-Con, but only for Thursday and Sunday, so you couldn't even see Supernatural even if you wanted to.
YKTRFW you found another person who plays 40K. It always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
Deadshot wrote:YKTSFW women so strange. The hot girl fixed her messages. Sent me a message saying how was I and all that, recieved seconds before I clicked onto FB. Sent one back (30 secs between). Nothing. :l. Am I just that repellent?
Happens to me literally all the time... wait, Feth!
YKTSFW Inventor Fusion closes itself 2 hours into a CAD project... no I didn't fething save!
That rising feeling when Squidmanlolzs and Deadshot are long lost brothers, who resdicover their bond
YKTSFW you cant find the new kitten and you spend half an hour franticaly trying to find her when you notice the catflap has been left open running around outside barefoot then when you go to locate your boots for a more extensive and methodical search she emerges from under the stairs. Said kitten is now confined to quarters.
Deadshot wrote:YKTSFW women so strange. The hot girl fixed her messages. Sent me a message saying how was I and all that, recieved seconds before I clicked onto FB. Sent one back (30 secs between). Nothing. :l. Am I just that repellent?
Happens to me literally all the time... wait, Feth!
YKTSFW Inventor Fusion closes itself 2 hours into a CAD project... no I didn't fething save!
That rising feeling when Squidmanlolzs and Deadshot are long lost brothers, who resdicover their bond
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nothing personal Squid1 I already have brother. Want to be an only child again.
Benefits- more money, don't be disturbed, no babysitting, I get the Black Reach kit he has, and his Killa Kans. And considering he doesn't like playing, and the only model he painted was the Dreadnought (and he had me do most of it), I think I deserve it.
Losses- No babysitting, so not getting paid for it.
YKTRFW going into work to grab some lunch and hopefully chat with the new girl.
YKTSFW:
Spoiler:
YKTSFW you cant find your keys... I'm literally setting gak on fire, I'm pissed as hell!
... I think that I'm just not going to show up at work tomorrow... maybe never again... I suffer for nothing, it's about time I moved on...
Or something like that, aye. I haven't seen Admiral at all, Blap scarcly, and the others Ive lost track of. Considering that most of what I'd be working on is not my own work, I would like the go ahead from them (We're already breaking copyright laws laid down by GW by writing them in the first place, better to have a clean concience as far as 'mates' are concerned)
IHateNids wrote:Aren't S&M .500s the same size as Barrett's .50 long range round?
AFAIK.
YKTSFW you realise the supernatural cast and writers were at comic-con. And you weren't.
YKTSFW Season 7 has aired.on Brittish TV AFAIK.
Almost the same. Same caliber, different design.
YKTRFW you've already seen all of season 7.
you know that rising feeling when SUCK IT BRITAIN! GO MCDONALDS! feth KRUMPETS! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
We have McDonalds, and all your other stuff... Technically, you're probably british
Lol I'm more than technically, I'm like 50 percent. When people don't get your joke. When it wasnt a very good joke. Still hate krumpets tho. They're too dry
YKTSFW you cracked your laptop screen. The computer itself works, but there's now a large black spot on one side, and lovely cracks squirreling around it.
YKTSFW the estimated price to fix it is almost as much as buying a new laptop... sigh.
YKTMFW you're determined to fix it yourself.
Rising Feeling when got rulebook
YKTSFW flat broke now.
YKTSFW game went aweful (Turn 4 ends with 1 Bolter marine vs- Stormraven, Baal Pred, 3 Dreadnoughts, 2 full strength BATac Squads, one on Red Thirst, and Captain Tycho, with a Morale test to take. I decided to fail and ran 9" backwards towards my board edge, which was 2" away.
@Dr.Tem: I'm wrighting up one of the early RPGs (Emp's Kids) as a readable story, without conversations taking place after one of the characters being killed off, due to ninja-ing for example
Sinking feeling when trying to paint Aegis Line for Blog, but so damn boring I have only painted the small pieces and the gun. So need to do the big ones and wash it.
YKTSFW have a great idea for 3 things but can't do any of them. 1- Shrike Conversion, but I need a Right handed lightning claw from the SW Pack
2- Get SW allies including Grey Hunters, which I need a SW pack but have no money.
3 Build a Tribute to Khorne and the Throne of Skulls. For that I need the SW Pack. It comes with 52 heads and I only use 10 (10 on Grey Hunters). Meaning once I get TWC after that, I should have 48 (42 from GH, 6 from TWC) heads to use, as well as the many heads in my Bitz box.
Because skulls are harder to find, and I have plenty of faces. Besides, it gives me an excuse to splatter them with reds and washes, so get the blood soaked effect.
lol, just had my ex housemate come to collect her stuff and she brought 3 of her biker friends with her, they were acting all hard (i'm a little weed lol) untill they saw my weapons collection
When you don't get to use your weapon collection :(
*wakes up and brushes off shoulders*
Whoah! It's been a while since I've posted here!
YKTSFW Batman premier massacre. What a sick man. The police should've just KoS.
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