It used to be Morpheus, the lead character of my favourite piece of fiction (the Sandman, by Neil Gaiman), and second favourite fictional character period (second to Death, from the same series), but I ended up changing it to my Death Korps Quartermaster, my favourite model in my collection.
Well, I am the Mighty Lord Commissar Von Humps, current leader of the Cadian 77th Regiment after the Regimental Commander had been proven a heretic and suffered the empreors justice from my hand.
And Commissar John Fuklaw, exemplefies the anger of Von Humps in battle, lol .
I have been reading a ridiculously violent manga called Gantz I discovered before youtube locked down on its shows. In one of the translators ads it shows the main character getting owned. It is such a raw display of ownage I had to have it as my avatar as I have one of the largest loss ratios with my DOA army.
I am currently 2 W
8 L
0 T
I would have had 3 wins and a tournament if I had refused to end the game as I thought time was up. So, I think my avatar heavily represents me, getting OWNED.
If your English then you'll instantly know the quote from a famous football (soccer) manager. The picture is the emblem of my team - Watford. Elton John is our owner/chairman
Long live John Barnes!!! (watford legend) for American members, just combine Carl Weathers and OJ Simpson and you'll have a fair idea of the legend that is Barnes.
Subract all the Dakka avatar memes (Moustache, monocle, beard-thing, Top-hat, Santa Hat, and Breast cancer month pink photoshoopification) and you get quite a menacing face.
My favorite comic character, in the worst storyline they ever put him through. Im actually searching for a good Atomic Robo one, but im too lazy to make my own
Me, Pished, cigarette in my belly button, me being mildly amused before it burns my spanker's tache story told.... EDIT: Epic win on the Dakka Language filter i think i prefer 'Spanker's' 'tache.... EDIT2: Shame Shumagorath, You're the best looking guy on dakka... I am a close second(scrawny neck), followed by cannerus(butt chin) or Chowder(underage)... Lulz.....
SPESS MEHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUR DOAR! WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE WILL DO EHT. WE FIGHT FOR OUR HORNOUR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FIGHT IN THE NEHME OF THE EMPRA!
Look up Dawn of Awesome on Youtube if you don't recognize my avi.
Cybronx wrote:SPESS MEHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUR DOAR! WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE WILL DO EHT. WE FIGHT FOR OUR HORNOUR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FIGHT IN THE NEHME OF THE EMPRA!
Look up Dawn of Awesome on Youtube if you don't recognize my avi.
Perkustin wrote:Me, Pished, cigarette in my belly button, me being mildly amused before it burns my spanker's tache story told....
EDIT: Epic win on the Dakka Language filter i think i prefer 'Spanker's' 'tache....
EDIT2: Shame Shumagorath, You're the best looking guy on dakka... I am a close second(scrawny neck), followed by cannerus(butt chin) or Chowder(underage)... Lulz.....
Orly?
Someone make a Mr. Dakka competition asap!
Winner gets to brag about it and shame everyone else
[edit] mine is Taokaka from Blazblue
Mine is a pacman ghost, that changes upon theme depending on situation. At the moment in time it's a pacman ghost werewolf. But it's also been an inspector ghost, a serial killer ghost, a MGS ghost, and christmas ghost. I may go back to standard ghost one day soon however.
Pic Aurelia did for me, drawing of Druchii the Ork Nob looted Dark Eldar I run in my force.
I need to get her to finish the sig banner with her and two Nobs fighting/shootin' an unknown enemy (Probably all of them.. they are Orks after all) at some point.
It's a french guy. You know he's french because of his striped shirt, beret, and curly moustache. He his very happy because it is sunny outside on a nice day and he has found a great big apple. He is saying (in French of course, because he is French) "Look at that apple! It is very big!"
I don't know what could possibly be confusing about it, it's pretty self-explainatory in my opinion.
TBone, supreme grandmaster of Team Weinie, ponders the fate of you puny descendants of monkeys. You will serve him well in the New Order. Now he orders you to bring him bacon and a pillow!
WarOne wrote:I don't think anyone will ever trump my bro-ny avatar and signature, or much of the other stuff I have done or am tempted to do.
I don't know bro...your sig looks an awful lot like my Daughters pillow cases...just saying.
Your just not man enough to put a my little pony in your signature.
The funny thing is, the wife was reading one of the PMs you sent me, and instantly had the WTF face and asked "uhm......whos THAT? Are we buying those from a girl ooooorr......is he "not right?"
I laughed
And ya, zombie pony is a dead giveaway to FITZZ.......get it? Im good at the puns.
Polar bear riding a land piranah?
And the polar bear has a pirate hat on?
I have it!
we get a polar bear to ride a giant mutant SUPAR LAND PIRANHA with laser beams on its back.
then we give the killer dolphins from the Simpsons a call and ask them to take care of the aquatic side of world domination (land piranhas and polar bears are all well and good but they just cant swim).
and then finally we get our big friend the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!! to be the new god of our pasta like world...
but fear the coming of the cheese for it shall end us all!
I collect old Penguins and I'm a huge fan of Raymond Chandler. Pictured is the Little Sister, taken on the hardwood floor of a tumbledown old house I used to live in. It would have been my favourite of his, the Long Goodbye, but I didn't have a copy at the time.
haloreach4ever wrote:Oh sorry i forgot, in the holidays the days kind of merge into one and other and i kind of forgot what i posted.
You posted it once, then the following day posted it again.. in fact it's due to this very thread you chose your current avatar. In a thread about explaining the origins of your avatar where the origins of your avatar actually lie; not remembering where it originated isn't too positively suggestive.
Meh, ignore my mini-rant. I'm pissed off at the minute.
Bit of a story: I am a rocker. I was dating a girl who is also a rocker. We don't really look like rockers though, as both of us kind of dress business casual and maybe putting on a band t-shirt when we went to concerts. On Halloween she went to a stereotype themed party where your costume had to be really stereotypical. She went as a rocker, with a very short skirt, mesh tank top, rockers guantlet, black make-up. The works. It was pretty funny seeing her like this and I ending up calling her my little Hell Kitten.
Well the name kind of stuck, and I was inspired to make a picture for her. So I found Hello Kitty picture and made it burst into flames. I liked it so much I use it as my avatar despite us having broke up.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
This man speaks the truth!
Concur, your kitteh is much more soothing.
All bow down before the cuteness of my drugged-up kitty!
edit #3: Ignore the updates; I removed a stupid automatically appended next post.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
This man speaks the truth!
makes you wonder, if his avatar is so irritating that people constantly complain about it, why haven't the mods removed it?
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
This man speaks the truth!
makes you wonder, if his avatar is so irritating that people constantly complain about it, why haven't the mods removed it?
This is the first official complaints, I've seen a few people point out in a good-humoured nature before, but that was a loooooooooooooooong (x2) time ago. It's really gotten old after how ever many, many months have gone by.
Edit: You would not believe the number of times I've just stopped in a thread, looked at his avatar, watched it play through multiple times, and attempt to understand it. I failed every time, so I gave up trying.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
This man speaks the truth!
makes you wonder, if his avatar is so irritating that people constantly complain about it, why haven't the mods removed it?
He has been asked and has complied on multiple occasions.
Darth Bob wrote:I like this one because it stikes fear in the hearts of Dakkanauts.
it doesn't strike fear into anybody. Its just really, really irritating. It flashes, and changes colors etc. I don't like to have a brain spasm while reading dakka.
This man speaks the truth!
makes you wonder, if his avatar is so irritating that people constantly complain about it, why haven't the mods removed it?
He has been asked and has complied on multiple occasions.
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