***Everyone stands to look into the Arena Below***
....."Ding, Ding!".....
KingCracker .V. Mannahnin
**** The Crowd Cheers!!!****
Flowers, rose peddles,.... and Dice? "Outch" are thrown to carpet the ground below.
They both have good ideas, tactics... and by Odins beard,
they are STEEDFAST in their Beliefs!!
The only way to get these two guys to back off,
is to build a wall between them with Vindicare assassins on both sides,.... and with mindfields on both sides,.....
and an Emperor Titan standing on top of the wall(Hey its a big wall)!
But come to think of it,... i dont think that'll work eather!
Man! that should be Podcast all over the world!
What two do you think would be a great Pair? and Why?
I think it's supposed to be which two Dakkanauts you would pair up for a deathmatch... It's pointless really... We all know Matty would kill everyone on the site with a piece of cheese wire and a recording of an owl regurgitating the US tax code...
I think you mean Dakkanauts. A Dakkanaught is a Dakkanaut who has been flamed and trolled so many times that he should be totally disgusted and just leave the site. And yet his unwavering dedication to the SRS BSNS of internet debate (as well as giant robotic sarcophagus) gives him the strength to somehow carry on. Also, don't confuse them with Flamers of OT (didn't you know Tzeentch was the god of the OT? I bet you thought it was Nurgle); the Flamers of OT are Dakkanauts possessed by the daemonic urge to deceive others, weaving their ceaseless variations of bs into supposedly sound arguments.
I think you mean Dakkanauts. A Dakkanaught is a Dakkanaut who has been flamed and trolled so many times that he should be totally disgusted and just leave the site. And yet his unwavering dedication to the SRS BSNS of internet debate (as well as giant robotic sarcophagus) gives him the strength to somehow carry on. Also, don't confuse them with Flamers of OT (didn't you know Tzeentch was the god of the OT? I bet you thought it was Nurgle); the Flamers of OT are Dakkanauts possessed by the daemonic urge to deceive others, weaving their ceaseless variations of bs into supposedly sound arguments.
purplefood wrote:I think it's supposed to be which two Dakkanauts you would pair up for a deathmatch...
It's pointless really...
We all know Matty would kill everyone on the site with a piece of cheese wire and a recording of an owl regurgitating the US tax code...
Thats why you don't pair Matty up with anyone, or when Britain is involved in a war requiring Matty's very special set of skills. its all about proper scheduling.
biccat wrote:I believe the proper term is "Dakkites."
We changed to Dakkanauts a while ago...
I'd have gone with Morgan Freeman but i couldn't find it...
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Frazzled wrote:
purplefood wrote:I think it's supposed to be which two Dakkanauts you would pair up for a deathmatch...
It's pointless really...
We all know Matty would kill everyone on the site with a piece of cheese wire and a recording of an owl regurgitating the US tax code...
Thats why you don't pair Matty up with anyone, or when Britain is involved in a war requiring Matty's very special set of skills. its all about proper scheduling.
Matty doesn't care who is paired up with who...
He was involved in a top secret project where they genetically altered his DNA with that of a Great White shark...
Now as soon as he smells blood his eyes go black and he goes into a rage where he kills everyone around him...
The project was a success...
Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.
Manchu wrote:Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.
I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
LoneLictor wrote:I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
Chowderhead wrote:On topic, we have a few choices.
Biccat Vs. Dogma seems like a fun one. Winner gets to fight Shuma.
Frazzled Vs. Matty would be a bloodbath.
Chowderhead Vs. Corpsesarefun is fairly obvious.
Vitruvian Vs. Purplefood would be a straight up midget fight.
For Tagteam, we have MGS and MDS vs. Gitsplitta and Gutsplitta in the battle of the similar names.
The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)
The Moderators are given swords and are told to kill the unarmed banned users.
And for the final spectacular, Kanluwen Vs. Melissia. We all know we'd like to see that.
The wiener dog's have yodelled and declared Chowderhead the winner by TKO of this thread.
Wait why do I have to go up against the British Buzzsaw?
Oh I know I'll stuff him with queso and convert him to our cause. Together* we can rule the galaxy.
*By together I mean he goes berserk and I go get the snack foods.
LoneLictor wrote:I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
Frazzled wrote:By together I mean he goes berserk and I go get the snack foods.
I would have thought that Shanker and Connie wanted in on this?
Oh I did not know I had allies.
1. Queso conversion as before. Frazzled aint no fool.
2. Armed with Hulk smash! er Matty, we begin the intranetz invasion. First to fall would be Portent or whatever its called. While matty went off and ate the opposite, wearing their skins as trophies, Genghis Connie would be cute and sweet and distracting... Rodney would quietly flank and then its LOOK AT ANKLES NOM NOM NOM. TBone, after realizingh something non food related was happening, would ride Rusty into battle with a tiny tiny tiny little sword and helmet.
LoneLictor wrote:I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
"Watch out, we got ourselves a badass here."
Say that to my face, boi! I will take you down! I'll tear off your head and use your neck stump as an ashtray! And I'll use your head as a Halloween (and Christmas) decoration! And I'll kick your pet dog off a cliff (assuming you have one)!
d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.
I will adopt a dog for you. Then I will dig a very large canyon next to your house. Once you become attached to the dog, I will punt it like a football off that cliff.
d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.
He's not joking. Oklahoma is so flat its inverted. I've been there. If someone from Houston is saying its flat dude its like Flat Squared.
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d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.
I will adopt a dog for you. Then I will dig a very large canyon next to your house. Once you become attached to the dog, I will punt it like a football off that cliff.
I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!
You know you wan'a
Ribon, I could make a terrible joke here, so I will.
Ribon Fox Vs. LunaHound: Catfight! Mrow!
And the claws come out!
I would don my neko ears of +2 awesomeness and be like a trans-god/dess of rendering electric blue nails. Those I can't beat with force I'd just...ermmm...well you know
Manchu wrote:Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.
Manchu wrote:Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.
d-usa wrote: Clearly these threads are without merit.
I figured this was just to kill time unti the next "Dakka show awkward pictures of yourself for added attention from strangers" thread was ready to be launched...
timetowaste85 wrote:Only read the first page, but how come HBMC and Kanluwen aren't a setup for this? I thought as nerds we'd enjoy bringing about The End of Days.
Actually there's like... 3 maybe 4 people i could see Kan fighting that'd be awesome matchups...
This was launched because the OP saw me and KC debating Orks in Tactics, actually.
I would happily take any of you in a game. But I suspect that several of you (including KC) would take me in a fight. Which is another reason (aside from my fond regard for you all) I am pleased and happy that we are unlikely to partake in real violence with one another.
Mannahnin wrote:This was launched because the OP saw me and KC debating Orks in Tactics, actually.
I would happily take any of you in a game. But I suspect that several of you (including KC) would take me in a fight. Therefore I am pleased and happy that we are unlikely to partake in real violence with one another.
I should be reassured but in reality I'm slightly disappointed...
Mannahnin wrote:This was launched because the OP saw me and KC debating Orks in Tactics, actually.
I would happily take any of you in a game. But I suspect that several of you (including KC) would take me in a fight. Therefore I am pleased and happy that we are unlikely to partake in real violence with one another.
I should be reassured but in reality I'm slightly disappointed...
Hmmm, if we are to call ourselves "Dakkanauts", does that mean that pirates (being sailors) now have the official endorsement of DakkaDakka, and thus, have finally been recognized as superior to vikings??
The pirates have won! Shadowbrand and his valkyries lose!
timetowaste85 wrote:I don't have any rivals either. Can I have one of the cute females on the site to be a rival? Rawr
You can have Melissia
Ya know, something about big tables, occasional loud yelling, "explosions" and Kristen Stewart together is oddly appealing. Suggestion accepted. Until she strangles me through the internet with my own esophagus.
Don't be scared, Melissia is a sweetheart. I'm sure her every post is done with a lighthearted carefree attitude we just can't pick up through the Internets.
Bromsy wrote:Don't be scared, Melissia is a sweetheart. I'm sure her every post is done with a lighthearted carefree attitude we just can't pick up through the Internets.
Or a cold, malevolent malice that we can't pick up through the internet...
Avatar 720 wrote:I feel left out; I don't seem to really have a distinct rival here...
I just loathe you all equally
I consider myself your personal rival. I've spent the past two years plotting your downfall.
Did you know that on 10/3/11 if you had taken one step to the right when you were walking down the street the dart would've hit? But no, you had to step to the left. The dart hit some mailman instead.
I found these Two Great Minds,.... 
