Whereas the Count hath charged the Magistrate with keeping the peace and ensuring the Security of Brewing, and
Whereas the Count hath charged his people with the Expeditious Resolution of The Grave Matter, and
Whereas the town of Dakkadorf hath ceased production of the Count's quota,
The Magistrate, with the authority of His Excellency by the Grace of God the Count, doth authorize that the village of Schweinshagen shall be granted the honor of joining those towns already producing for the Count's quota
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Game 3 Spots Filled
1. Catalina311 as Catalina Hueros 2. liquidjoshi as Hydrus Joneson 3. Medium of Death as Medius Denbrum 4. motyak as Jon Cowvisage 5. TheCustomLime as Karl von Germanburg 6. purplefood as Hydeous Johnson 7. thenoobbomb as Noobimus Maximus 8. Hlaine Larkin mk2 as John Doe 9. WarOne as Wrigglium B Gutworths III 10. timetowaste85 as Martin Chains 11. Corpsesarefun as Korpsman Arthur Funnington.
This thread is to confirm that everyone is still playing, whether they wish to register a name change with the Ministry of Silly Names, and to stand as an OOC chat once started. If everyone confirms early enough, we may be able to start today, otherwise, we're looking at starting tomorrow.
Being solicitous of the well being of his Subjects, it pleases his Excellency the Count to make known
It's almost like we're some kind of farmyard animal... being taken to a place where we'll be harvested for meat in a gruesome display of blood and gore...
liquidjoshi wrote: It's almost like we're some kind of farmyard animal... being taken to a place where we'll be harvested for meat in a gruesome display of blood and gore...
Animals hardly. They die and decompose to the wind.
People on the other hand require graves. Lots and lots of graves.
liquidjoshi wrote: It's almost like we're some kind of farmyard animal... being taken to a place where we'll be harvested for meat in a gruesome display of blood and gore...
Bah, you're villagers in a feudal farming village, you're all too ignorant and busy to notice pun names.
Plat, any objection to my posting as a random hero each time?
A hint of things to come:
Verily, I have tasted the nectar that Edward hath brewed, and it would put an asgardian brewer to shame. I care not if he is man or beast, for his brew is worthy of song! *SMASH*
ANOTHER!!
Will do, bud. Her name is Catalina311, I'll send her this way. She's at work, at the moment, and they have a no phones policy there. But she should be able to post when she gets home.
Ill ask her, and I'll let you know if she responds. I know she won't come online during work, but if she gets a chance to step outside for a sec, she should respond to my text. Maybe. Chances are about 30%.
I guess I should roll my D6 before work so I know who to be.
If this goes well, I'll use villains next time.
Also, Batman's voice should be interpreted in Kevin Conroy's voice
Wolverine=Steve Blum
Deadpool=Nolan North
Superman=Tim Daly
Thor=Chris Hemsworth
Hulk=Fred Tascitore (spelling may be off, the guy from the animated stuff)
My sister asked if she can stick as Catalina. So, since she's using her old name from Spanish class in HS (our teacher made us do it), lets give her the last name...Hueros. Just because. Catalina Hueros. And 1 this afternoon is the start for me on the east coast, yes? Game on, boys (and girl).
IN FIVE MINUTES, HULK SMASH ALL PUNY WEREWOLVES!! HULK STRONGEST THERE IS!!!
Edit: I also rolled a 1, and according to the chart from the previous thread, I'll be voiced by Kevin Conroy in this round. My character lasts for a full day, then I roll again the next day.
Sorry everyone, I'm running late on my errands. Everyone on the road forgot how to drive because water from the sky compounded with late start thanks to the wife foretting she borrowed my keys yesterday.
I haven't gotten in character yet but was considering trying a few things:
Son, if you hang him, I can have the rope severed in three different ways before the floor even drops. Fire, ice or my bare hands. And then I'm coming for you.
I'm having second thoughts about putting wolverine on my list. If I start rolling him, he's hairy, has a heightened sense of smell, claws, and doesn't have an issue with killing people. Rolling him will pretty much get me strung up on those grounds alone. Good thing I'll have a healing factor.
Since it is going to happen anyway, I see no harm in telling you the entire strategy of killing the Hunter off first is probably the best way to go if you want to try and mathematically eliminate the Werewolf.
Of course, how can I convince an entire village of people to do it? Ensuring that everyone is on board seeing his demise.
The last two games, the Hunter accelerated the defeat of the humans. How could this be any different this time around? The strategy is to eliminate one significant disadvantage before it becomes too much of a hindrance.
The hunter could sit back, watch, wait, and kill based on legit suspicion, vote himself brewmaster, build up trust, see the numbers where things weren't met, assign based on his suspicions, and slaughter at night. If I was the hunter, you can damn sure bet I'd bribe every player possible to let me be the brewmaster to accomplish this. There wouldn't be needless violence until I MADE violence necessary.
It was close in Lammheim. Perhaps if d-usa had remembered to harvest that one turn? Or if kronk had actually waited a day or two to identify the real threats?
Oh well, if "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts...
It's fun to see the new game go off on a completely new tangent.
JB wrote: Or if kronk had actually waited a day or two to identify the real threats?
Wouldn't have mattered, Kronk wasn't going to count for the harvest on Day 2 regardless.
It wasn't so much our production(which was excellent either way) as WarOne's plan was a good one, especially with my role as the honestly unknowing straight man on the team.
By the time it would have mattered(Day 3), I was already invested in the keeping the team alive as their support was what was keeping me in the game.
As I said in the DCM thread, I expected to be dead by the morning of Day 3.
I suspect we're all gonna transform in our sleep. Plat became a wolf in the last game, and now he's running the show. All of us become wolves and invite the count to do a keg stand (then rip out his throat for promising to protect people against us).
Sleep mate, you won't miss much important. Nothing that you won't be able to either do in a quick PM now or do when you get back. Good luck and stuff by the way.
Wait, no, this is Dakka. Sleep is for the week, then when you miss the exam we'll just blame you
Yeah, at about 4am, after 4 hrs of sleep, I concurred with the brewmaster and suspected the wolf/wolves on the hops side, and told him as such. Now, of course, he was wrong meaning the barley side is suspect. Crap. Before there were four possible enemies, now it's five, myself included. And you can't rule my response out as simple sleep deprivation, as a wolf would use such a tactic as well. So I can't even claim myself cleared for misunderstanding from being over tired. It does mean I don't have to vote to lynch my sister though.
At this point, anyone voting to lynch Purplefood, CustomLime, Corpses, or Catalina are suspect. These four are currently innocent.
Can I just point out you all keep forgetting to include Noob in the innocent hops group. Just to keep everyone on one page, he should be considered innocent as well.
thenoobbomb wrote: Like I said, I vote Catalina for Brewmistress, while harvesting barley.
Corpsesarfun – Motyak - Check
Corpsesarefun wrote: Today I shall continue to harvest hops and considering how productive our new Brewmaster has been I see no reason not to vote for Mr Cowvisage (motyak) as brewmaster.
Purplefood – Catalina - Check
purplefood wrote: Sure that works for me. I change my vote to Catalina
Timetowaste – Catalina - Check
timetowaste85 wrote: OOC: our dad brews his own beer and she works in a bar. That's good enough for me. got my vote, sis.
Larkin – Corpses - Check
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote: Again I will vote for the Korpsmann for Braumaeter as we know he is innocent and surely a much safer vote than potential Lycan Cowvisage
Motyak – Never voted for a Braumeister - Check Customlime – Motyak - Check
TheCustomLime wrote: I shall harvest ze barley and vote for Cowvisage as brewmeister.
Catalina never actually voted for herself.
I actually checked about 8 times to get that count correct.
You never changed your vote. You thanked people for their votes and you made indications of being the Braumeister, but never actually voted differently.
Sorry: One correction, Motyak never voted for himself, either. In fact, he never voted period.
So a 4-4 tie with a single vote for Corpses(those damn chads, I suppose)..
Ugh, never mind, going through that got ugly. Catalina also never voted for anybody, so she shouldn't have a vote towards Motyak at all. And, to be technical, since we NEED a brewmaster: Motyak gave permission for Joshi to vote for him. Yet Joshi never said who Motyak would vote for, and in fact cast his own vote before given permission by Motyak. So it should be 4 in favor of Catalina, 3 for Cow, 1 for Corpses.
Well at least we did democracy. Not a massive problem since we'll just had a build up of resources in Day 3. We can use it all in 1 day as long as we vote for someone.
timetowaste85 wrote: And, to be technical, since we NEED a brewmaster: Motyak gave permission for Joshi to vote for him. Yet Joshi never said who Motyak would vote for, and in fact cast his own vote before given. So it should be 4 in favor of Catalina, 3 for Cow, 1 for Corpses.
all living players participate in electing a Bräumeister (by a 60% majority of votes, rounding up to the nearest integer)
I asked her to PM you. She felt she made it clear that she wanted herself as Brewmaster once everyone started voting for her. She said she will send you a message.
timetowaste85 wrote: I asked her to PM you. She felt she made it clear that she wanted herself as Brewmaster once everyone started voting for her. She said she will send you a message.
And he never voted for himself. Sorry I'm fighting you on this, but I really believe it's a miscount. Even if he gave permission for a lynch vote, he never voted himself brewmaster. Giving him a vote when he didn't do it...not right.
Doesn't matter since no one is the BM now.
We made the mistake so we're the ones who will suffer. Now we just need to make sure it doesn't happen again.
timetowaste85 wrote: And he never voted for himself. Sorry I'm fighting you on this, but I really believe it's a miscount. Even if he gave permission for a lynch vote, he never voted himself brewmaster. Giving him a vote when he didn't do it...not right.
I removed his vote.
EVEN IF SHE MEANT TO VOTE FOR HERSELF, SHE STILL HAS 5 VOTES WHEN 6 IS NEEDED.
Whatever. It's now 5 votes to 3 votes to 1 vote: Cat, Cow, Corpses, respectively. That doesn't work?
If it were between 2 people, I'd agree-6 votes needed. But we have it spread out over 3 people. She has more votes than the two of them combined, and it's not enough? Horse-pucky.
timetowaste85 wrote: Whatever. It's now 5 votes to 3 votes to 1 vote: Cat, Cow, Corpses, respectively. That doesn't work?
If it were between 2 people, I'd agree-6 votes needed. But we have it spread out over 3 people. She has more votes than the two of them combined, and it's not enough? Horse-pucky.
I can't make it any clearer: Someone requires 60% of the town to be elected.
In addition, I can't count her as voting for herself if she never actually did. You saying she meant to and me not receiving anything to the contrary is not a vote. I can only count those votes I actually have.
So no, she didn't receive more than anyone put together.
In fairness dude it's us that made the mistake not Plat. He's had a difficult job considering. We've managed to make Dakkadorf look organised. Which it technically was... pretty well organised as well.
Bah, we'd have so much more beer if you'd all just reelected me! I really should have remembered to vote, this whole laptop dying thing threw me for a loop
Sorry all. Definitely thought that I hate made it clear I made it clear I voted myself a Brewmistresses seeing as I thanked people for supporting me and my last post in which I confirmed that I was indeed going to be Brewmistress. Next time I guess I'll just go big and make myself look very self centered and say I VOTE CATALINA AS BREWMISTRESS. (I thought being all big and mighty and innocent like that made you look suspicious though?)
Sorry again, guess if we die it's my fault?
Honestly, as with Motyak, I had assumed you had done that. That assumption was part of why I checked so many times(the other part being the amount of vote changes) to see if I had missed any posts.
I will add Manchu's clarification on vote phrasing from Game 1 to the rules, I missed he hadn't added that in.
I'll start off voting for myself tomorrow, because I did get us brewing the first day, but if you all are set on me not getting it, I'll go to whoever needs the votes to reach 60%, so we can get some more brewin' done!
Each village seems to have its own character. Dakkadorf was a slasher horror movie. Lammheim was a werewolf fan flick. This new place is even odder.
The Hunter outed (and practically hung) himself. Due to a technical error, no beer was brewed for one day. The werewolves are multiplying. And everyone is shrewdly calculating who is innocent and who is a likely wolf. I'm beginning to think that this is a village of lawyers and accountants.
I already figured out who the first wolf was. I sent a PM to one person telling him. If he doesn't act on it, I will later. We now have a second though. Two nights with no deaths? That means a single wolf was turning somebody. There was no second until today. Once again...logic. And nobody is innocent. We're back to nearly square one, just down a hunter and we have four barrels. Yay...
Scratch that. Just found another innocent, not another wolf. I'm calling Motyak clear. He backed up a story that I felt was suspect, without me even giving names. He's human. Just leaves me, Joshi, medium and Hlaine as suspects. Unless you guys wanna call for Motyak...but I really think you'd be wasting your time.
No problem sir. I'm sure you're traumatised enough if you'rE anything like me when my internet goes down...
Also I resolve to follow Hlaine's plan of just voting for a brewmaster and harvesting every day. Hopefully we will get the required amount of beverage and the Knights can slay the wolves for us.
Medium! Liar!! You're boozing it up. Games are not allowed. Catalina and I are heading out for dinner before I go on my vacation. Outback with a bloomin' onion!!
Cat is at work until late (1am minimum) and I'm driving, is there a kind individual who would be willing to put together a list of what everyone claimed to harvest to help her out? Otherwise she might need to petition for a slightly longer day due to real life (it's happened a couple times where days/nights were shortened/lengthened already, so I don't see it being too tough if she needs it). Thanks all.
Right now I have down Barley: Hydrus Johnson, Medrius Denbrum, Jon Cowvisage and Myself (John Doe) Hops: Catalina, Karl Von Germanburg and Noobimus Maximus Undeclared: Hydeous Joneson and Korpsman Funnington
Also it would be helpful if we knew who was on guard duty last night
With Hydeous harvesting Barley it's 5 to 5 (Including the 2 Hops in inventory)
We still have the Korpsman but whatever he harvests would be excess (Before the wolves & guards are removed)
I'm sure everyone is asleep now and it's too late to get the answer I was looking for. I needed the counts from day 3. I am unsure of Joshi and Cow's actual harvest. I believe Cow switched from hops to BARLEY. Am I correct? Also I have Joshi down as HOPS (although he did say he'll do whatever is needed, but I'm assuming that isn't detailed enough to switch his harvest to barley?
Any help would be great. Thanks
Hlaine suspects one of us to be the wolf, thus I had contacted the seer to investigate. If you aren't one, then Hlaine must be wrong in his assumptions - 'cause believe it or not, I'm not a furry abonimation!
As was I. Still... I had just cause to believe he was a wolf.
If it pleases the village, I shall conduct my investigation tonight, and reveal the results in the morning. Should it please the village, I will then offer myself as sacrifice in light of my failing this day. I only hope this single fault has not left me in poor repute with the rest of the village.
I made a bad call. But I know Hlaine, purple, time, cat and Mot can all attest to my innocence. This night, I hope to add Lime to that list. But if the village judges that I must die for my one failure, then I accept my fate, and hope they might bring in a werewolf by my sacrifice.
I think it's thenoobbomb. Think about it. Why else would the Wolves off Timetowaste if he wasn't wrong in his suspicions? A man making false accusations is only in the best interest for the Wolves to keep alive.
On the other hand, he wasn't lynching anyone yet so maybe he was killed before he could figure things out.
TheCustomLime wrote: I think it's thenoobbomb. Think about it. Why else would the Wolves off Timetowaste if he wasn't wrong in his suspicions? A man making false accusations is only in the best interest for the Wolves to keep alive.
On the other hand, he wasn't lynching anyone yet so maybe he was killed before he could figure things out.
Or it's Catalina.
You seem to want to lynch me! I am suspecting you of being the Werewolf - which is why it was I that contacted the seer on the matter. I asked him to check on you, to see if you are one.
I made a bad call on someone I hadn't had a chance to look upon yet - the same as you accused myself and time, who died shortly after. I had just cause to believe you the wolf Medium. As for my innocence, they all have evidence proving me the mystic, as claims of their innocence at the time - of course, their innocence may well have changed by now.
As I say, I shall have the results for my work tonight soon. Then we shall have found evidence of the true beasts.
Yup. I know who two of them are. But I can't say. Pretty sure I figured the third out too. But yes. And I ain't a squealer. Cuz I'm dead. And you need to see a shrink for talking to dead people.
Three wolves and a guard, you're down 4 supplies today, and I believe you have 8 barrels. Yeah...I don't wanna say you're screwed....but I'm gonna rename you Paris Hilton, starring in One Night in Paris.
timetowaste85 wrote: Yup. I know who two of them are. But I can't say. Pretty sure I figured the third out too. But yes. And I ain't a squealer. Cuz I'm dead. And you need to see a shrink for talking to dead people.
Yeah, I don't buy it. You're not saying because if you do then we'd have it on record you were wrong, whereas if you don't say it, you can claim after the fact that you were right and we'd have no proof to the contrary.
I've played that game enough myself to know what's up.
timetowaste85 wrote: Three wolves and a guard, you're down 4 supplies today, and I believe you have 8 barrels. Yeah...I don't wanna say you're screwed....but I'm gonna rename you Paris Hilton, starring in One Night in Paris.
I'm not desperate for attention and a whole lot smarter than that, so I find this extremely offensive.
No, I mean I actually emailed him "well done" and told him I knew it was him. He laughed and said he figured I'd catch on. Again...since he's reading, I guess he can email you and say yes.
timetowaste85 wrote: No, I mean I actually emailed him "well done" and told him I knew it was him. He laughed and said he figured I'd catch on. Again...since he's reading, I guess he can email you and say yes.
Didnt help that you made sure the wolves won.
Did he? 'Cause that absolutely ruins the game and would suck really, really hard.
timetowaste85 wrote: No, I mean I actually emailed him "well done" and told him I knew it was him. He laughed and said he figured I'd catch on. Again...since he's reading, I guess he can email you and say yes.
Didnt help that you made sure the wolves won.
Did he? 'Cause that absolutely ruins the game and would suck really, really hard.
No, he's just angry cause he couldn't get his way. You can look back at both this thread and the other thread for the votes. The counts, both actual(4-4-1) and implied(5-4-1) support that no one got the 6 votes required, but he kept insisting that simple majority should count, despite what the rules actually say and that I should count votes(but only that of his sister) implied by acceptance of votes.
It's also an even more absurd accusation as I have no stake or bias in either side winning to begin with. It's way more entertaining letting you guys run rampant than rigging the results. I'm bored when I know what's going to happen.
And noob, how does it ruin the game if I know and don't share? In a traditional game of WW, the dead people know who the wolves are. This is no different, except I can talk to them.
timetowaste85 wrote: And noob, how does it ruin the game if I know and don't share? In a traditional game of WW, the dead people know who the wolves are. This is no different, except I can talk to them.
If you know or not doesn't really matter to me, I was just ribbing you about not saying.
I get bored when I clean the bathroom.
Come to think of it, my average state in the day is "bored".
timetowaste85 wrote: It's too late. I already sent him a congratulations. Villagers can't win at this point. Josh won, plus whoever he turned.
So considering the dead told people who one of the wolves was, yeah... Not too sure how I really feel about that. I mean, I know I'm a deadman now, because, well...
Still, it was good fun while it lasted. Having you guys chasing each others tails was priceless - of course, now you don't know if you can believe even a single word I said.
It seriously is. Everyone is screwing with everyone. I thought I could trust people and now I don't know. And the people I didn't think I could trust, I should have but oh well b/c now they're dead. This is a very frustrating game :(
Sometimes I just like to screw with people. Follow the dead guy...or don't. Mwahahahahaha. Can you trust a ghost? Am I truthful or lying? Only Plat knows. Also...pants.
My advice right now would be to actually harvest Barley since harvesting Hops is redundant due to needing to brew two more barrels and already ahving that in storage and not harvesting Barley is giving the wolves a huge chance at the W here (I'd produce at least 5 Barley so you can account for the Guard & 2 wolves) because right now it stands at 4 hops to 3 Barley and I have a suspicion about one of the Barley gatherers
So, today will be extended owing to me not having my laptop. I'm travelling for a wedding and it got left behind despite being planned to have been packed. I DO have my tablet, but I have to do all the recording by hand and won't have the time for that until 5-6 PM CST.
Sorry about this delay, I fully planned for there to be no interruption because of the trip, but without my spreadsheet, it takes a lot longer.
You guys are fethed. Also, there is a very good chance Josh is the seer. I swear upon my sister's beer-brewing head. I would have posted more obnoxiously, but I was at a convention, scoring awesomely. Full Doom Reaver Warmachine army (Butcher, 3 squads, Fenris) for $70. Also, ironically, I picked up Talisman 4 with the Blood Moon expansion. Catalina and I will be playing it soon, along with her copy of Killer Bunnies Heroes and Villains, signed by the creator.
So, I lied again. The real seer is Manchu. He told me, in strictest confidence, that I'm the wolf. And noob bomb's second cousin's mother's daughter's history teacher's lover/brother is the other wolf.
Cat has died. My ghost came and murdered her. I kinda have to haunt off-topic if I can't haunt the regular part. Go play Star Realms, Cat. If you swing past my house tomorrow on your way to the Mets game, you can grab your expansion cards and blob dice.
Will it be anything like Cannibal: the Musical? Because I watched that yesterday. And posted a video about hanging Medium from it. And...it would just be awesome. Sigh...
It's really tough being a ghost and not being allowed to post. Endless day...what is this, summer in Alaska? I'm gonna go bang the bride for a quick divorce to get Plat back here. Everyone loves watching a wedding, nobody loves watching the divorce. Unless you get cake in a divorce too. Actually, I'd probably be unsuccessful in wooing a happily married woman...Send Kronk instead. In that souped up Prius of his with monster truck wheels. No woman can resist that. It pretty much soaks their shorts. So I've heard.
Yeah. Wolves win #3. I think everyone's forgotten what's going on. Is anybody friends with Plat in real life/know how to get ahold of him? It has been 20 days...something might seriously be wrong. I'm hoping he's just been too busy, but...even on my busiest day, I check into Dakka at least 5-6 times.
Does anyone want to narrate for the third one? I'd love to, personally, but I just don't have the time to dedicate to an awesome story to do you guys justice.
Yay I was just thinking something really might be seriously wrong. On that note id love to get another round going. Unfortunately my schedule is too chaotic to be a moderator, also I love the game and really want to be a character. Timetowaste might be interested?
Does anyone want to narrate for the third one? I'd love to, personally, but I just don't have the time to dedicate to an awesome story to do you guys justice.
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