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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Your post must begin with 'I hate it when'
For example 'I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house.'
Since its my thread, I will begin first.
I hate it when someone throws a Walrus at my grandmother.
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Post by: Happyjew
I hate it when KaptinBadrukk does not corrupt wishes in the Corrupt a Wish thread.
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I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo without asking.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I hate it when Nigel Farage doesn't share his class banter.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW GW raises prices.
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Post by: Matthew
I hate it when I play with people who won't use mics in CS : GO. They take too many pisses at me.
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Post by: Trondheim
I hate it when one is hauling home supplies, and the heavens decide to hose one with enough water to drown all life in the whole county
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when people don't post on threads I like on this sub-forum.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when a llama named Carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands
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Post by: Matthew
I hate it when people troll. Wink. Wink.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when I get my pot of Ben&Jerry's ice cream out of the freezer and Hitler has already eaten some of it.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when spiders just sit there and act like they pay rent.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when my Bass Guitar notes cause a tiny seismic waves that escalates until devastates some Latin America country.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when KB acts weird and you can't help but join him.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me
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Post by: snurl
I hate it when I drop my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
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Post by: Vitali Advenil
I hate it when I feel like I'm missing out on some sort of joke.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when me and my girl go on a date and there are pelicans following us about laughing at nothing in particular.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when my seatbelt randomly locks and I can't move
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when I feel a mild burning sensation in the back of my throat for no discernible reason.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when there's no storms going on in your area
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Post by: Trondheim
sing your life wrote: I hate it when I get my pot of Ben&Jerry's ice cream out of the freezer and Hitler has already eaten some of it.
It tasted delicious
I hate it while playing Bloodborne, and some homicidial homeless person kills the persons I have saved
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I can't be on Dakka for infinity minutes.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when I'm browsing dakka and suddenly John Cena is watching me through the keyhole.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when the bell rings in the middle of something.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when my dishwasher flips me off.
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
I hate it when I don't have time to work on my Kroot story.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the grass needs mowed again.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when the Poodles drop flour on me from their Microlights.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Snurl uses the abbreviation IHIW
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when you fething laugh.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW someone doesn't like my abbreviations.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when my computer is slow.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I can't troll on yahoo answers.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when I get Ninja'd.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Gul Dukat broke down
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when I don't have time to read a review of a film before seeing it.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW skunks are between me and my truck.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when there's a tiger in the bathroom.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW you horse you betted on decides to stop just before the finish line and sing O Fortuna in Swahili whilst the other riders overtake it.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when the power goes out
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the chalk breaks and my fingernails make that SCRREEEEAAACHHing sound as they scrape across the chalkboard.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I have to get off the computer
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW it turns out the guy trying to sell you vacuum cleaners over the phone was actually Garry Glitter.
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
IHIW I can't find the thread I'm looking for.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW someone tries the Jedi mind trick.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW Justin Bieber is a donkey-cave.
So basically, Justin Bieber in general
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Post by: snurl
I hate it when the neighbor kid practices the piano. You would think after all this time she would have improved somewhat.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when future track is uncertain.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I have to wait for primer to dry.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW my bike is slow.
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Post by: Zognob Gorgoff
IHIW i spill plastic glue on my carved polystyrene terrain sculpt
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Model Guidance for Hurricane Joaquin diverges.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW hurricanes dont stay down south where they belong.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I'm using a cash machine and a Tiger suddenly pounces on me and stuffs cheap watches into my pockets before escaping on its bicycle.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when a storm goes OTS
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Post by: welshhoppo
I hate it when I'm painting and listening to my vinyl and then my girlfriend walks in and has the audacity to complain about the noise and turn it down. I also hate it when I have to teach her a lesson too.
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Post by: snurl
I hate it when it rains on my hayride.
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Post by: NoPoet
I hate it when female friends say they see me purely as a friend when they're sober, but when they are lonely, drunk or horny they imply they see me as something more.
Although that gives me the tremendously empowering satisfaction of saying "No thanks, we're friends remember?"
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when a giant Squig Dragon swoops down trying to make off with my Fish and Chip tea.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when nothing weatherwise happens
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Post by: snurl
IHIW it rains on weekends in October.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when a teacher is not there.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW snowmen put their rainbows in the dishwasher.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when spam
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when my alarm clock is infected by Ork Spores
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Post by: snurl
IHIW Sigmarites leave phamplets in my screen door.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Brunt says 'DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!! I SURRENDER!!!!' but a Jem'Hadar shoots him anyway.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW it rains a lot in the daytime.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when storms speed up and go extratropical.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the horse dies in quicksand.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I have to get up, but don't want to.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I go to school for a pep rally.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW i forget important details.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW someone says AOS is good.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when nobody asks for an INSANE army list
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Post by: snurl
IHIW i have an away game, and have to pack a ton of crap.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW when Olives are really salty.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the band quits early.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW the 15mm British I bought might actually be useless.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the trash is full.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I eat chicken with no barbecue sauce.
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Post by: DevoutGuardsman
IHIW Slaaneshi daemons crawl out of my monitor.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW nobody seems to rake their leaves but me.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I have few leaves in my front yard.
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Post by: LethalShade
VIDEO
Sorry, felt obligated to put it here.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
No IHIW. The Borg Assimilate you.
I hate it when there's no freeze warning, but a frost advisory instead.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW there is frost on my pumpkins.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Texas gets 9.21 inches of rain and I get 0.75
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Post by: snurl
IHiW I am cold and wet at the same time.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when my great grandfather dies and I have to go to school while my parents go to get his funeral in orer
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Post by: snurl
Sorry for your loss.
IHiW I have to say that. Funerals suck.
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Post by: LethalShade
Sincères condoléances.
(Sincere condolences, but it's much better in French imo )
IHiW I have to say that as well.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
snurl wrote: Sorry for your loss.
IHiW I have to say that. Funerals suck.
LethalShade wrote: Sincères condoléances.
(Sincere condolences, but it's much better in French imo )
IHiW I have to say that as well.
Thanks guys.
I hate it when a hurricane at 200mph threatens land
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Post by: snurl
IHiW my feet hurt after a long night.
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Post by: Trondheim
I hate it when one is stranded in the wild hinterlands of Norway, and have to remain there for two weeks fixing the costly mistakes made by imbecilic people
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Post by: snurl
IHiW the cat pukes in my slippers.
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Post by: Trondheim
I hate it when some inbred yokel slashes the tirres on my car
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Post by: War Kitten
I hate it when I finish painting a model and take a picture of the squad and notice all the mistakes I made in the painting.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW the zombies come.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW a gang of pigs spray paint my bike with really thick gold paint.
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Post by: DevoutGuardsman
IHIW I can't get Fallout 4 because I have no money.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I type the wrong key on my keyboard.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I get army ADD and want to start a 30k army 4 days after I bought some Eldar stuff
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
War Kitten wrote: IHIW I get army ADD and want to start a 30k army 4 days after I bought some Eldar stuff
IHIW I suffer from this very same problem
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I want to start a 30k army but FW delivary is insanely high unless you're spending hundred in a single order.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW everyone just has to run right out and buy the newest shiny thing.
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Post by: DevoutGuardsman
IHIW my inspiration dries up when I'm writing my fiction.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when dealing with the goverment
IHIW when feeling the urge to create a rebel movement and burn down the capitol
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW the Soldier spends days just teleporting bread.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Engineer's don't build dispensers in TF2
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Post by: snurl
IHiW the lowest bidder makes everything.
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Post by: DevoutGuardsman
IHIW coilguns aren't a thing in the Imperium (at least I think so...)
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I'm out shopping and are suddenly attacked by a tornado full of slappy fish.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I'm suddenly slapped by a fish
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW when KB suddenly stops posting in the sub forum.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW SYL stops posting in Avatars in a Room for long periods of time.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW all of the threads here are dead.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people assume that the Forum Games are dead.
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Post by: DevoutGuardsman
IHIW Forum Games temporarily die.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW steam has connection problems.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW my Laptop won't turn on.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I feel like Playing Battlefield 4, but I can't because I sold my Xbox 360 last january.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I have to install every game on the Xbox one just to play it.
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Post by: Trondheim
sing your life wrote: IHIW I feel like Playing Battlefield 4, but I can't because I sold my Xbox 360 last january.
And that is why you should have a computer able to run it
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW my computer isn't very powerful.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW the celery is squishy.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW my car won't start in the morning.
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Post by: snurl
IHiW I have to wash all of the dishes.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when people suffer from the lack of a powerful computer
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people don't post as much as they used to in the Forum Games
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Post by: DevoutGuardsman
IHIW Guardsmen are ridiculously hard to paint.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Guardsmen are difficult to paint as well
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Post by: snurl
IHiW French Grenadiers of the Old Guards are ridiculously hard to paint.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW People drive stupidly on the highway
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Post by: snurl
IHiW The Walking Dead isn't on again until February.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I can't make my computer more powerful without rebuilding it from the ground up.
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Post by: Trondheim
I hate it when after moving. You reallize that your friends have the same gentle touche as a herd of Trolls
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW People drive like maniacs on campus and nearly run me over
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Post by: snurl
IHiW skunks hide under my shed.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW anyone thinks Donald Trump would be a good President.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people start discussing politics
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Post by: snurl
IHIW people try to spin things you say into their political agenda.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people ask me about my political views.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the cat and the skunks have a tussle.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW my friend tries to run me over with a golf cart.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW Golf carts have no high gear or shrubbery clearing devices attached to the front.
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Post by: Trondheim
I hate it when playing a game of Pike&Shot, and the other player is hasseled by a human variant of a greater daemon of Nurgle
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I'm playing TF2 an the Medic ignores me completely when I'm badly hurt as a Soldier
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Post by: snurl
IHIW my tanks are pin-spammed in Bolt Action.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW everyone at my LGS stops playing 40k and switches to Warmahordes right after I buy a start to a new 40k army
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Post by: snurl
IHIW companies go out of business before you get around to ordering from them.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW College finals are super stressful
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Post by: Vitali Advenil
IHIW I'm playing TF2 and the soldier I'm healing decides it's a good idea to completely abandon me when absolutely no one else is near.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I'm playing TF2 and my entire team is Snipers.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I'm wrong
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I have to go take holiday pictures with my family
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Post by: snurl
IHIW most of my family is not there anymore to take pictures with.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
snurl wrote: IHIW most of my family is not there anymore to take pictures with.
Sorry about that.
I hate it when I use my grandmother's slow computer
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW the guess song lyric thread dies.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Thread Necromancy happens.
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Post by: sing your life
I hate it when I miss a spot shaving.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the cat wakes everyone up.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when I is lett disabled and batterd after a work related incident
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Post by: snurl
Ouch.
IHIW I waste all day driving.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW Trondheim is injured.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people don't post in the Avatars in a Room thread.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW my Ipad autocorrects my writing incorrectly.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW My phone keeps crashing.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW my interruptions get interrupted.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW when I have a squid thrown at me by Kanye West for no apparent reason.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW snow happens.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I have to defend my midget friends against psychotic cheese burgers.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I nearly wreck my car on a seemingly clear road that's secretly covered in black ice
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I can't stop talking to Eviebot no matter how annoying she is,
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Post by: snurl
IHIW famous musicians pass away.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW random stuff happens to me.
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
IHIW Indian Call Centers tell me I haven't paid the IRS my computer has a virus which can get me a notice for insurance over a surgery I or a family member recently had. Especially when waiting for important calls. Seriously though, screw those guys. I hope which ever nation they're in if it isn't India wakes up to their shenanigans
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Post by: snurl
IHIW my nose hairs freeze outside.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW Hollyoaks is on the TV.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I discover NSFW articles on Wikipedia.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW The president talks for an hour, yet says nothing new.
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Post by: Trondheim
snurl wrote: IHIW The president talks for an hour, yet says nothing new.
One would think Americans had grown used to this by now
IHIW politicians happen
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when Donald Trump may win over Bernie Sanders.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW People start talking about politics
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW a petition calling for a no confidence motion on David Cameron gets 200k signatures but Parliament still refuses to debate it, and their response sounds like something from the Reich propaganda ministry.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I start a flurry of political comments.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up
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Post by: Trondheim
Would that be strawberry or vanilia? And do the boys get your cherry?
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Post by: snurl
IHIW someone says milkshake.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW Orks leave bananas on my porch.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I'm on call on the weekends.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW an Ork WAAAAGH! burns my house down.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I can't understand how to post picture on an IPad.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW SYL can't figure out how to post a picture on an IPad
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I have run out of chocolate biscuits.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW it snows heavily while i'm at work.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW a Centipede bites my finger.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I run out of Macragge Blue while painting my Ultramarines
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Post by: snurl
IHIW it snows.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW the acronym IHIW isn't part of the Dakka glossary.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW my cat wants out in a blizzard.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW my dog decides to poop right outside my bedroom door.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW when a clown breaks into my house and jizzes in my oven.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW people leave their ovens open.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW the house is empty and silent
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW SYL's oven gets jizzed in
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I forget my cigars.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW my coffee is bitter.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW there is no coffee left.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW a dwarf glues a harmonica to my coat.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I spill paint all over my counter
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW BOLS reposts the same article multiple times.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people complain about the Guard codex being OP
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I go on a picnic and goblins steal the food.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW GW makes new models that look terrible compared to past versions and they act like they're something great.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when mutons suprise buttsex my ranger
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I may be eaten by a grue.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW SYL is eaten by a grue
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW I run out of bagels.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW coming home, and You reallize that You will eat alone, watch TV alone and fall asleep alone......
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when snow falls but doesn't accumulate.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the mailman is late.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I get fish slapped repeatedly
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I have to fish-slap someone.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Snurl comes after me with a fish
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Post by: snurl
IHIW my truck windows are frozen shut again.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW those damned koala bears are dancing the sabbat on top of the Empire State Building.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW Warhammer is not on TV.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW my IPad charge lead is too short.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when Orks ransack my kicthen and eat all the cake
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Trondheim tries to steal my cake after Orks ate all of his cake.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when I have to raid and plunder War Kitten
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Post by: snurl
IHIW cake is eaten.
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW the cake is a lie!
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people make Portal references as I'm trying to fight Trondheim off with a broom
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW War Kitten plays hard to Get! Resistance only makes more determined!
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Post by: sing your life
IHIW my soya yoghurt has a nasty aftertaste.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW SYL eats soy yogurt as I'm fighting off Trondheim
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Post by: snurl
IHIW rules are updated, just after you've bought the book.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW inbred coworkers happen
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW all my professors arrange for exams on the same week
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when time passes slowly and there's only an hour left of school.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
IHIW a food advert comes on TV and makes you hungry.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I have to type quietly.
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Post by: snurl
I hate it when the clown statue moves around in the dark.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when people abbreviate.
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Post by: War Kitten
I hate it when people drive like morons
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I hate it when I have to wait so long for something that may never happen.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Forgeworld's prices make me sad
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Post by: snurl
IHIW Dwarvenforge's prices make me sadder.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Snurl is sad
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Post by: snurl
So do I.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW the thread takes a dark turn
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when someone tries to break into myn home
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I fall down the stairs
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I have to clean up after.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I have to write a 7-10 page paper
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW when familiy intrudes
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I feel like I never get anything done
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
I hate it when people commit threadomancy.
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Post by: War Kitten
I hate it when a Chaos Legionnaire appears in a thread and makes me feel guilty for forgetting about it
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Post by: BigWaaagh
I hate it when I have to call and deal with my wireless provider's Customer Service about an issue.
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Post by: War Kitten
I hate it when I want to drive down to my FLGS to make a pre-order and a Blizzard starts up
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW when there's so much bullgak in this world to hate, that I have trouble choosing just one thing for this thread!
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Post by: snurl
IHIW people can't make up their minds.
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Post by: blood ravens addiction
IHIW I can't find anything to do so I come here
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW squirrels lose their nuts.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I fall down a stair case
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW I fall down an elevator shaft.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW Chaos Legionnaire falls down my elevator shaft, do you know how much of a mess power armor makes when it smashes through concrete?
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Tell me about it....
IHIW the cat jumps on my head.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW there are cats.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW I'm forced to agree with BigWaaagh.
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Post by: Trondheim
IHIW my opponet decides that this turn is perfect to charge me with two units of 80 Winged Hussars when I am busy dealing with his pike men.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW the Patriots win.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW people argue about football
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW clowns rampage unchecked through our cities.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW cities are left unchecked.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW I'm swimming at the beach and I'm suddenly surrounded by jellyfish.
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Post by: Freddy Kruger
I hate it when my overlord, Assholetep, is such an donkey-cave. Every time I'm cleaning my necroteslagaussflayergun he comes in and is all "heh, still not as big as mine" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.
What an donkey-cave.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW chocolate gift boxes have selections with only milk chocolate instead of dark chocolate.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW a spider crawls into my ear.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW it won't come back out.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW I'm priming my models and don't realize the spray can is pointing the wrong way.
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Post by: snurl
IHIW I grab the primer instead of the clear coat.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW a scorpion stings me in the neck.
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Post by: War Kitten
IHIW I rolls 1's on armor saves
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Post by: hippyjr
IHIW I see people complain about
40k power creep then suggest "balances" through buffing weaker units to catch up with the cheese of the week
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW I say "Marco" and nobody says "Polo".
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW I'm cornered by a rattlesnake and the only escape is to jump into an alligator-filled lake.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW the only Halloween candy left in the bag is Whoppers.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW a guitar string breaks right in the middle of a concert.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW bands use cheap guitar strings.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
I hate it even more when the expensive ones break. (Some of that may be my fault though..)
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW pizza delivery drivers can't figure out how addresses sequentially work on a city block.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
IHIW someone drinks straight out of the milk jug and then sticks it back in the fridge.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
IHIW I forget the color scheme to an army I've painted and want to add to it at a later date...grrrrrr!