This isn't pieka.

Thinks he is the Ork kaptinn Badrukk

He's a huge Falafel fan.

Latin rules.

OOC: Actually I hate falafel.

AoS isn't perfect.

Da Freeboota King is his true ranking.

Needs moar painting

Randomly capitalising words.

Quotes Matthew and Iron_Captain

He wants to know about your medical problems.

Plays to paint

Playes fer da Waaaaaggghhh

Unsure what it says (is it French?)

(Welsh, if I'm not mistaken.)

Has a thing for SC2 medics.

He knows what it means to be an Imperial Guardsman.

 DevoutGuardsman wrote:
(Welsh, if I'm not mistaken.)

Has a thing for SC2 medics.

Spot on

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Kills Zerg, witch makes him a awesome guy

Different Language.

He's Da Freeboota King!

Paint more!

There is no such thing as too many Orks.

He has painted more stuff than I have.

He is painting Cypher, but I wonder he read the Unforgiven

It appears to be a song.

Yes, it is.

He's an obscure character from two episodes of Star Trek: Voyager.

Paints Tau alongside his main 3 armies.

Not sure if the signature is about a girl with a sausage

A song that I cannot determine the meaning of.

Shadowsun is lame.

Hot grills cause gay orgies

He's gonna start an Eldar army soon.

Liker Tau despite not having a playable army of them.

Thinks its funny that grills start gay orgies.

Has actually won a game before.

Knows the reality that is every week on Dakka, someone defends Age of Sigmar.

Plays Dark Angels but only has them about half painted.

Nurgle fanboy and spreader of good times

Waht is Jamrock?

Kingston, Jamaica would be one place that name could be used to.

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On topic : AoS claims another soul with its utter garbage content

Welcome to Jamrock

He's a Ultramarine from before Matt Ward ruined them.

Tired of AoS guys telling the haters why they're wrong.

Good god you need to paint your Daemonkin.

Has almost all his armies painted! Impressive sir.

He's going to start a new 40k army of DE.

Doesn't like the AOS lovers telling the haters that they're wrong.

He has 3 40k armies and a fourth on the way.

Has 3 armies and an Assassinorum detachment

Has almost 5000pts in total of Warhammer 40k.

Doesn't miss the part where GW is part of the greater wargaming hobby.

He's an Ultramarine in both Avatars in a Room and Legionnaires on Terra.

Has his own P and M blog

His Space Marine army is as big as his other two armies combined.

He has a lot more 40k stuff than I do

He thinks he is the dream guy of all Eldar women.

Is a student of Commander Puretide

He has about 5000 points worth of 40k armies combined.

He has about 10,500 points of 40k armies

He likes Ultrasmurfs

Tzeentch is his herald.

One of his armies is a Dark Eldar Wych Cult.

One of his armies is Khorne Daemonkin

His Eldar are from Craftworld Iybraesil, his Guard are from the Cadian 15th Rifles, and his Ultramarines are from the second company. Nice and specific, certainly more so than mine.

Is currently painting a Tau Breacher Team in his P and M Blog. Some nice stuff there.

Is a man of the guard.

Didn't miss the part where GW is part of the greater wargaming hobby.

Making some progress on painting his armies. Good job my friend

He's a Farseer in the Avatar Room.

Has a Dakka Geek Code

Prefers Imperium armies/fluff, those big blue fellas in particular, but occasionally dabbles in Eldar trickery.

Is in generation 9

Gets angry when you touch his romantic character pairings.

Has a very nice quote by Patton

Has a penchant for tanks

Likes the Black Templars chapter.

Is a fan of military history (General Patton in particular).

Has 2 vehicles painted for his KDK

Has over 7500 points of 40k stuff.

Knows Patton was a merciless general.

You don't have a bunch of your models painted, but by the good grace of Leroy Jenkins, you will try to give every last one of em a paint job.

Doesn't seem to have high opinion of his own posts.

Will not have mercy on his foes.

Doesn't share foxholes with anyone braver than him.

Has so much to say, that only 2/3 of it can fit in.

Is a fan of Patton

Eldar, Imperial Guard and Ultra Marines hand in hand

Likes depressing poetry, or is that a song?

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Likes depressing poetry, or is that a song?

Its the lyrics from the Bruce Springsteen song downbound train

Used to have a girl.

Incoming fire is supposed to have rite of way.

A fan of effective military leaders (and rightly so, I might add!)

Just started up an Ork P and M Blog

Has almost a full company of Ultramarines.

Thinks Azrael shaved his head.

God you need to get your Tau painted.

Firing your weapons will get you results when your hands are tied, but omitting a comma won't.

Your eyes are dead and glassy. You poor soul

An inspirational quote.

Rest in peace, David Bowie!

Has nearly 6,000 pts of Dark Angels

He's a Guardsman in the Avatar Room.

Misses David "Bowie" Jones

He's a guardian of the Elfdar.

Thinks Azrael shaved his head because he was ashamed that it was less awesome than that of a Blood Angel.

Something LJ said.

Some criminally bad punning.

Has successfully painted the same amount of 40K models as I have by the look of it!

Wow, that's like 10,000 points of MEQ, with a little bit of Xenos sprinkled in.

There's also a lot of dust.

Am I only the only who misread red's quote as "now mom has broken"?

That pun makes me want to punch a wall

Inspirational quote is inspirational.

Likes a lot of quotes, several of which are about him.

40k is his main game.

You speak as if the Avatars in a Room thread is some sort of joke with an elaborate punchline. They'll never get it. They had to have been there.

He's got a pretty neat Ork P&M blog!

Painting a Tau Stormsurge.

No, no, you don't get it. The joke goes, A catgirl, a scientist, an Imperial Guardsman, a Space Wolf, a Kroot Shaper, a Tau battle suit, and a Bad Moon Ork all walk into a room. The bartender goes "Is this a joke?" and they reply "No, it's a robbery,give us your money"

Seems to be a 8th ed Fantasy or 9th age fan.

Why are you such a good guy?

Just started Cygnar, it would appear.

Was born in the 90's.

Seems to think GW shouldn't have dropped points values, which would make him a good man.

He plays to collect armies.

Seems to have had the misfortune of meeting a Leeroy Jenkins.

Has made an attempt at a Dakka Geek Code

Apparently plays Warhammer 40k, Warhammer Fantasy, and Warmachine.

Plays Warhammer 40k. Just like me!

Mustaches larger than the head they're mounted on.

Has blogs for his Farsight Enclaves Tau and his Adeptus Mechanicus forces. Nice stuff in there, too!

Apparently Khorne Daemonkin and DA have cloning now.

Fethin 2016...

His Dwarves are organized into a throng, apparently 4000 points worth.

He would prefer to have his terrain pre-done.

He was born in the 90's like I was.

The size of his army as if 2 weeks ago.

The gospel (according to Paul) is fanfic

Either hasn't purchased new things in 2 and a half weeks, or simply won't admit to it.

He's read the black book, but only once though

He just updated his army totals again.

Daemons and Tau, quite the odd mix but intresting. That and P&M blog

Apparently Reich is a neuter noun. Always thought it was masculine.

That AdMech blog tho....

Hears voices, apparently.

Doesn't hear voices apparently

Quote from the Phoenix Lord of the Dire Avengers. I wonder if the Dire Avengers have a black dude with an eyepatch that recruits them?

Who is Leeroy Jenkins?

Plays Wood Elves in Fantasy like me

His Guard are the 15th Gaian Rifles, better known as the Unbroken.

Has made some progress on painting that Stormsurge of his. Nicely done

Has done significantly more painting than myself.

He has 2000 points of painted Death Skulls.

About a third of his Dark Angels are painted

Great quote by Rowboat Girlyman.

Great quote by Leeroy Jenkins.

Is apparently a crafty bastard.

Apparently some people raise their voices in sorrow and anguish at the plight of mankind.

Is currently painting a DA Devastator Squad

Funny conversation between a Deathstrike gunner and his CO.

He now has about 5800 points of Dark Angels

Second quote is clearly by Lord General Hartman.

Has an eerie quote by H.P. Lovecraft

Martyrdom and all around gloom. Sounds like good times

Plays FoW, I should look into that game....

And thus, the Soldier from TF2 got an idea.

*Edgy poetry*

Love and Slaanesh in a single sentence? Emperor save us, I am outta here!

I hear the voices of Great Nyarlathotep in my sleep.

Interesting quote by H.P. Lovecraft.

Last updated his army count on March 4th

Confessor Huldwyn

Fantasy/AOS: Throng of Harkan Ironfist, Anvils of the Heldenhammer.

Has an H fetish

Apparently there's nothing to see here.

Has painted a grand total of 18 models in 2016.

Believes in shooting it out rather than talking.

Uses a Dakka geek code.

Plays as Q in the Avatar Room

Shoots first, asks questions later.

Has a massive wall of quotes, a few of which come from me. I'm honored, truly.

Shoots it out rather than talks it out.

Apparently likes to make INSANE army lists of over 1 million points.

1/3 of his dark angels are painted.

He has won twice against DA with his Orks

Throng of harkan ironfist.

He's Gorgutz 'ead 'unter

He's got the ultramarines second company.

The long code from a certain Star Trek TNG episode.

Has a partially painted officio assassanorium army.

Has won one once, and lost once against Nids.

quote from Sgt Vanden

Has an extremely long chain of numbers and words at the bottom of his sig

Pithy quotes by other Dakka users.

partially painted officio assassaniorium

...has played more games of 40K in the recent past than I have!

Nothing shakes him!

Has part of his Assassins army painted.

Some thread on here is full of smack talk, RP organization, and butt jokes.

Has an IK army coming soon.

Has armies for Warhammer 40k, Warhammer Fantasy and Warmachine/Hordes.

Pretty good at painting.

Loves Yayifications

Funny idea about the Space Marine flying bricks!

Still working on his DA

Something about Space Marine flyers being shaped for air resistance.

HE'S FIRIN HIS LAZOR MADE OF LAUGHING ORK FACES!!!

Has dark angels. tau, Khorne Daemonkin and Officio Assassanorium

Plays Orks in 40k

Plays Astra Miltarum and Space Marines in Warhammer 40k, Dwarves in Warhammer Fantasy, and Cygnar in Warmachine

Still plays DA

Air may never defeat the SPESS MUHREENS!

Has a small Assassins army

Plays Mechanized Astra Militarum, specifically a regiment of Cadians.

You enjoy assembling and playing with minis more than painting them

Or that you are super careful with what you do paint so it takes a long time

Playing the game seems like a bad deal

Plays Warhammer Fantasy and Flames of War.

Has so many miniatures that he sleeps on the couch, because ther's no more room on the bed.
You also have 3 PM blogs.

Has a pretty cool P&M blog.

Imperial knights are coming soon.

Guns! My dog has finally eaten food! NUMBERS!

Imperial fists is his 30k army.

173467321476C32789777642T732V73117888732476789764376 is his code to the lock. And he's also FIRIN' HIS LAZOR!!!!!!

The Ecclesiarchy is at 700 points.

Thinks his dog eating lunch is big news.

That's a lot of minis.
And paint.
And money... That I don't have

Xenos and traitors! My favorit mixture!

You listen to Powerwolf.

Plays Tau, with an interesting name for his army!

Is going to build an Imperial Knight.

Nice P&M blog. Scared of Warthog planes.

OOC: Not true, Warthogs are beautiful and I like them.

BIC: He plays ranged champions in the game with the most toxic community in the world. Yes I said it.

Planning to do some red lines.

Has out of proportion faith in the internet

Leaves no topic unanswered. (And probably wants to live to his name )

Has far too much tech heresy for my liking.

Believe in Dakka, that believes in me? So believe in myself? But then don't. Much confuse, such belief.

Has 2 armies in common with me (Dark Angels and Tau).

Has many, many armies.

Plays a lot of League by the looks of it. At least he doesn't reek of deadly toxins I guess

People like to drink with you, and you have a decent P&M blog.

Likes League of Legends.

>>REDACTED<<

Trusts in Iron and Stone. Like people during the Iron Age.

The inquisition is coming...

Has probably been collecting for a long time, judging by how many collections he has

Claims that no hacks are required.

Link to a very awesome piece of music!

So many loyalists to kill, so litle time

 Trondheim wrote:
So many loyalists to kill, so litle time

First impression - okay this must say something in a European Language.
Attempts google translate but it can't detect the language (helpful google, helpful)

Second thoughts - okay then, maybe some literary reference.
Googling reveals this is a Norwegian ballad.

So your signature tells me that -
1. You're probably Norwegian (basing this off the signature, not your actual location saying Norway ).
2. You either like the story of Roland of Charlemagne's court or the ballad itself.

 Otto Weston wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
So many loyalists to kill, so litle time

First impression - okay this must say something in a European Language.
Attempts google translate but it can't detect the language (helpful google, helpful)

Second thoughts - okay then, maybe some literary reference.
Googling reveals this is a Norwegian ballad.

So your signature tells me that -
1. You're probably Norwegian (basing this off the signature, not your actual location saying Norway ).
2. You either like the story of Roland of Charlemagne's court or the ballad itself.

I am indeed Norwegian born and breed And yes, I prefer the Norwegian version of the ballad but to be honest I like all the variations of it. Also no wonder that Google did not identify the languange as its a very seldom used Norwegian dialect.

Very interesting Norwegian poem.

That's a nice KDK army you have there...

Ordo Xenos reports that Necrons are democracy.

Very enthusiastic sounding.

Apparently being grumpy can lead to blue balls and sadness

Is most definitely from Norway

Doesn't leave a thread unanswered, and people like to drink with him.

Likes Poppy, Jinx and Ashe in League of Legends.

Has far too much money to spend on this hobby - my my, the points!

No hacks here.

Is secretly really fethed off that he can't play WW2 Australians

Has a P&M blog with Blood Ravens, Knights and Freebootaz. Pretty cool stuff!

Many, many models. Only painted 37 models in 2016.

is writing a novel

Thinks killyourplanetically is a word (and I say that it by God should be).

Renegade knigths are the best knigths to stomp Inqusitors with

Some sort of poem or song

Reported after every game, probably.

A quote by our resident Bird From Hell. A good and very true one, at that.

Has a lot of painting to do.

The exact opposite of my 40k strategy.

Has good collecting morals

Or at least has copied said morals from Lord Peregrine himself

Has a twitch channel.

That's not my channel, it's Emma's!



He might be a serious book worm...

Paints Knight shoulder pads nicely.

Takes advice from Peregrine himself!

Thinks warthogs are beautiful.

Has many, many, grey models.

Has an impossible amount of painted models.

Has my comment in his signature.

xD

Believes that guardsmen regroup in Hell.

Writing a novel.

Big fan or Orkmoticons

Interested in laying down the law.

Quotes Peregrine.

Heretical Dwarfs! The best sort of heretical genius

Damnit, Ninja'd

Gears of War fan?

Quite so indeed actualy.

Never argue with thermodynamics or Colonel Flag it seems

I got ninja'd too - grrrr!

Is an advocate for depressing poetry

I'm sure I've done this signature many times before... Doesn't need hacks!

Is almost 200 pages into their novel. Keep going!

 d00mspire wrote:
I'm sure I've done this signature many times before... Doesn't need hacks!

Reach into your mind, and you will be able to see past what meets the eye



Thinks he's dumb, or is just quoting it for a good laugh. Such possibilities

 General Annoyance wrote:
Thinks he's dumb, or is just quoting it for a good laugh. Such possibilities

I will neither confirm nor deny which of those, if any, interpretations are true



Knows how to write in pink

Quotes one of my favourite characters from MASH.

 A Town Called Malus wrote:
Is almost 200 pages into their novel. Keep going!

Thanks, but that hadn't been updated for a while! It's 211 pages now!

Has 2200 points collectively.

A-10? Animal? Halo? The meanings are ambiguous and endless.

Buy armies you like no matter what people on the internet think.

So... many... models!

An comming author and Dakka soon to be celebrity

Very much a fan of Octave Rhyming Poetry

Thinks cuddles can solve gunshot wounds.

Painted 38 miniatures and is currently painting Croods.. Erh, Kroots...

Has a much more romantic idea of what happens to Guardsmen when they die