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Ahoy there lads, I'm not sure where exactly this would fit in, and honestly given they're a "fan" made chapter I don't know if they even fit in at all, but what the hell, I figured I'd share the awesomeness that was created out of the bowels of the anus of the internet that is 4chan.

I present to you the angry marines, always angry, all the time in their glorious codex with accompanying artwork.

Enjoy!

(Just a heads up, most of the stuff is quite NSFW, and contains some rather coarse language so be forewarned)

If there's enough interest in the pics, I'll figure out someway to make a zip file of the whole thing so you don't have to click on individual images and whatnot, so onwards then!

6/10/08 Edit: Zomg! Finally Zipped!

Enjoy!

http://www.mediafire.com/?wrsmj1t9zyd

CREAMY RANCH EDIT!! 6-11-09
WHAT'S THAT HERETIC?? A NEW EDITION!!?? GADZORKS!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?b401gemm8j1

Man that is awesome! After reading all the stuff I wanna make myself a small band of angry marines! Who doesn't want to field a bunch of space marines who can have dual power fists! Let alone power wrenches! Its like the ultimate bad ass army!

I know seriously, the codex is op as all hell, but just some of the fluff is just rediculously funny as all get out.

Nothing like a Librarian screaming FIGHT HARDER YOU ****ERS!

hehe

Also: Litany of Litany's Litany

Quite amusing really your list is a very nice variation to all the other lists you can get for Marines, thumbs up for all the hard work and artwork you've done.

Why not add a rule that says that any marine must assualt the enemy if the opportunity presents itself otherwise they can move and shoot as normal when outside assualt range?

OR.....

How bout making a few other varients like "Lazy Marines"?
All Marines gain the Feel no pain and slow and purposeful special rule for no extra cost. "They're too lazy to worry about getting shot at and too lazy to run over the battlefield to meet the enemy"

You could also have the fearless special rule, and because they are slow when charging they don't gain the +1 attack for charging.

Don't think my little suggestion above would be a good list by any means, but would be funny for a friendly game just to break the monotomy a little and is reasonable balanced as it mixes advantages with drawbacks.

Otherwise, back on topic, nice work! any thoughts on making other variations?

I love it! Put it in proper format immediately!

MASTER-CRAFTED CHAINFISTS WITH TWIN-LINKED ASSAULT CANNON???????

WHAT THE

awesome- pire awesome

I think I may need to cerate an army of yellow marines. You just broke my pocket book and my sides, thanks man that was awsome!

If this is all yours, you can probably use the Article system to put it up. Let me know
if you need help getting it together.

Sure thing, technically it's a collection of Goodies from 4chan, so while I participated in creating it, I cannot claim credit for the majority of the content, I just wanted to share the love (or the angry as it were) for ya'll.

But yes, I would deeply appreciate any assistance in converting it into article form. I can definitely help with adding extra fluff and cleanign up the pages and whatnot.

4chan?

Oi vey...

Yeah yeah I know, anus of the internet and all

This is the funniest thing ever. I would love to see this in an apoc game somewhere.

Quite hilarious. I think I'm going to change the writing on my purity seals to read "F*CK YOU."

Awesome job, man.

CK

"Yeah yeah I know, anus of the internet and all"

Lol I heard they were the self proclaimed "We are the Porta potty in the ghetto of the internet"... though they do come up with some really funny stuff from time to time.

Man I definately want to convert me an Agrinator lol. All those marines sticking their heads out and all, bloody hilarious....

That is probibally the most awesome thing I have ever read at 4 in the morning while procrastinating writing a 12 page paper. Ok, its the top of a short list, but still, frigging awesome. I would love to play against this list.

That was funny as hell man. Loved the names for the different Librarians (master of Mind F***ery, and Brain Puncher), and the special blessing the tech marines get was great, I think everyone reading this has used that blessing time and time again with success!!! Cant wait to see more!

Later
Gareth

I can see a whole slew of lists springing from this...the mentioned Lazy Marines, Depressed Marines, Shiny Happy Marines (or do the Ultramarines already have that copyrighted? ). The possibilities are endless.

Meanwhile, back on Terra, the Emperor manges to roll his dessicated eyes and wonder "What the f**k?"

All Lazy Marines, except their Chaplain (The Enthusiastic Friend) & retinue, start every game in Reserve. They enter play on a roll of a 6 on Turn 1, 5 on Turn 2, etc. etc.

In the shooting phase, each unit firing would have to pass an unmodified Morale Test to see if 'they felt like shooting' that turn, unless the unit is within 12" of The Enthusiastic Friend.

GOLD.

That does it. I'm now putting a Belligerant Engine on my to-do list this summer.

Think we can convert this to other armies?
Mmm... Angry Guardsmen.

Depressed Marines special rule, roll ld every turn if they fail one ramdom marine blows up his head tired of this mockery of life. If you roll a double 1 or 6 they go on a shooting spree targeting all enemy and friendly squads in range in the same firing phase.

M.

Ok then! Sorry for the long delay, the Angry marine Codex is now in PDF format along with a few other funny little tidbits I found along the way. Enjoy!

LMAO I'm so gonna start an army of these just for the pure fu*k of it!^^

yay yellow is cooool

I'm digging through my bits boxes for left and right handed powerfists right now. I love the gun show commander.

OMG SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT HERE IN NORTHRIDGE! Had a painting contest and someone brought in an angry marines commander! Frikken awesome

The adamantine sack full of power doorknobs. Man I have to respect that.

I still think the librarian is the best. FIGHT HARDER YOU FU*KS!!

FOOK yeah!!! Makes me wanna play the space marines now!!!!