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134. when you have over 4000 Imperial Guard models, have been playing since RT, and still don't have enough models!.....Guilty! "Once more into the breach!"

136. when you bid higher on ebay than the piece is worth, just to beat other people in your wargaming club! (even if you don't play that race)

158. You feel that anyone that doesn't agree with you should be shot in the head for disobeying an order.

159. You can't skip work or else your co-workers think you are having a game without them.

160. Your whole Dept. is out sick because of the new Army release.

198. You use boxes of soldiers as freeweights, instead of going to the gym.

199. You lose weight because new models are more important than food.

200. Your neighbors call the ATF because you declare "One more missile launcher and I will rule the galaxy."

201. You lose your job and your girlfriend on the same day because of a game of 40k. (sorry Matt)

Nope, three times a loser.

202. If you melt down all your models, you can make one life sized Dreadnought.

223. You tie down your girlfriend and surround her with Chaos Space Marines models, then tell her "She is a sacrafice to the Blood God!"

224. She agrees to it!

225. You wear bifocals because painting IG has strained your eyesite.

227. You attend 40KA once a week...Hi, my name is ___ and I have an addiction...

228. You vacation only in cities with a GW store.

229. You know the current exchange rate of foreign nations, because you order so much ForgeWorld.

231. You are looking forward to 6th edition!

214. When you teach your kids, kids to play...!!!???

shame, shame ...unless you are teaching them to play Guard

when the mailman has to claim workers comp, due to lifting all your forgeworld orders.

paps john's calls your gaming clubs order the "Chaos effect"-no really they do! the deluxe with extra peppers, and onions, and don't forget the garlic sauce.

Your Ex has to give YOU, $400 every month to support your gaming lifestyle....(my friend wanted me to put that one in!")

Your box of bitz is larger than your opponents battleforce.

You have RT models that you don't know what they are, but you know they are cool.

You have a 100 piece Escher Gang. (guilty pleasure)

You once played Squats...proudly!

You use green stuff to fill in all the 1's on all your dice....You know you've thought of doing it too!

You look at the moon and wonder if it was the target of a planetary bombardment.

You wake up at the painting table, only to find out you have plastic bits glued to your forehead.

You get written up at work for calling your boss a "Fething, Gak-Head!".

You take your preacher model and have your real Priest bless it at church...trust me you get really weird looks after that.

When you started playing this game Ronald Reagan was still in office.

You travel to Baltimore on "Business" just to go to the battle bunker. (tax write-off?)

You complain so much about G.W., people think you are talking about politics.

You know you play this game too much when...

You have painted 150 Imp Guard since this tread started.

or...

Over half of the people on this tread weren't born when you started playing WH/RT.

You have so many models you roll a 1d20 to see which Imperial Guard regiment you will be using.

You have more Chimera's than your opponent has models.

Games-Workshop calls you when they run out of models. (To run a special Apoc game).

You start converting all of the troopers listed in the Gaunt's Ghost's books. (not just the ones they already named in WD.)

Your Veteran squad's troopers are named after the guys in your reserve unit. (same weapons too!) Whooaa!

You ALLOW SM to ally with you, because you feel sorry for them.

when you have more forgeworld pieces glued to your fingers, than you have glued together...aarrrggghhh!

When your Space Pirates are older than most of the people on this tread. (RT days).

You have more Rough Riders than most people have in their entire army.

You have more models than than your local GW store.

You have a PO Box just for Forgeworld deliveries.

You get Games-Day off as a paid holiday, because your boss is afraid you will quit if he doesn't let you go.

You take time off from work. just to drive to Baltimore for the new Imperial Guard release. (and you still get paid).

Not bad, I have over 4000 Imperial Guard models myself, but can you really have too much?

If your birthday cake mentions your favorite army, and a sister of battle pops out of it! Ok that's just a fantasy...

Your new goal in life is to get one of each Imp Guard model ever made...only ten more to go!

You get weird looks at the airport when you try to explain you have tanks in your carry-on.

You almost miss your flight, because you are teaching the Homeland Secrurity guys how to play 40K...true story, thay had to drive me to my gate using the golf cart.

You drive to Baltimore once a year just to hang out with fellow gamers. See you at GD.

You started playing when the Emperor was first born. RT anyone?

Everytime you clean any room of your house, you find old blue and black blisters of citadel minis.

You have several Armour cast Baneblades and Titans.

you still cherish your copy of dark Millenium.

Your army is heavier than your car.

You can field a 2000 point conscript army of just necromunda minis.

When you forget what this post was about....

You paint your final model, then realize you still have unopened boxes in the next room....the horrors!

Your wargame club bans you for three months, and you're the president. How does that happen??? Oh yeah, I stomped on someones cheeze marine...sorry?...not really.

You think to yourself, do I really want to start a 4th Chapter of space marines?.........slaps self.....WTF was I thinking.

You are teaching your son's son how to play.

You have gone across the pond and had a drink at Bugman's, just because you could.