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yo,


it was so cool. we got annhilate and dawn of war. (god i hate dawn of war!!) but anyway as i was setting up i forgot it was dow so i set up using pitch battle rules eventually reminding myself it was dow. i would write the rest now but only if there is intrest i will tell you the rest soz though no pics as only joined today game yesterday!

Greatest Post Ever.....

*Painting this thread with a marker light*
Hoping some MODray with a spare seeker missile will pop the AV10 thread...

oooh pentraiting hit you got me


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after the hideous deployment of my 2 tatical squads the eldar set up nothing and held evreything in reserve. i got first hence the first set up and so rolled on the land raider reedemer with vulkan he'stan in it with 5 marines (split by combat squad) with a sergeant, flamer and 3 normal bolters in. then 10 terminators with a terminator chaplain walked on. assualt marines then jetted to the nearest cover to avoid the invetiable attack. two land speeders one on the right and the other on the left flew on. a scout squad subsqently stayed in reserve ready to outflank and netrualize at least a target. two dreadnoughts stomped on. one covering the land raider the other covering the terminators. then it was the xenos turn


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the eldar moved evreything on which consisted of: 2 guardian squads 1 with starcannon 1 with missile launcher, dark reaper squad exarch with normal reaper launcher, 2 wave serpents with bright lances containing a farseeer in each withe howling banshees in one and dire avengers in the other, a falcon with pulsar and missile launcher, a shining spears squad and a wraithlord armed with a bright lance and misssile launcher.


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soz guys but will continue tommoz see yaz


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unless pop demand which wont happen baitin it!!!

WTF is this thread?

Clthomps wrote:WTF is this thread?

I think you mean...

"This thread is FTW"

djphranq wrote:

Clthomps wrote:WTF is this thread?

I think you mean...

"This thread is FTW"

This thread is our last bastion of hope.

whocares wrote:

djphranq wrote:

Clthomps wrote:WTF is this thread?

I think you mean...

"This thread is FTW"

This thread is our last bastion of hope.

It's a trap!

chrisocasio wrote:

whocares wrote:

djphranq wrote:

Clthomps wrote:WTF is this thread?

I think you mean...

"This thread is FTW"

This thread is our last bastion of hope.

It's a trap!

You're trap detection skills are impressive. Natural 20 I take it?

hi all,

sorry im such a jackass but it has happned to me before.
i was wathching a thread for 3 days untilhe just ended it.
now back to the BATTLE REPORT.


P.S IM NEW


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the rest of the eldar turn was potshots with the wave serpents firing at my terminators killing one. the wraithlord did the same killing one. then the dark reapers fired upon my men in cover and managed to do nothing even with ap3 missiles. the falcon saw fire dragons disembark and fire at the land speeder. they did nothing. the falcon shot at the men in the trees and did nothing. the guardians with the starcannon shot at the terminators missing all of thier shots. the other guardian squad shot at my lanspeeder on the right with there missile launcher. they missed too. then it was my turn.


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OMG IT DID IT AGAIN IT JUST DELETED EVREYTHING I JUST DID EVEN DELETING THE WHOLE BATTLE REPORT.

now seriously guys i know it has been a failure but do you want this to continue??? the battle report????

What happened next?

well my lrr rolled up to the cover where the assualt marines where ready to barbaque the wraithlord with s6 ap3 flame templates!!! the assualt marines that had suffred casualties form the dark reapers(oops!) flew over the cover ready to charge the guardians with the starcannon. the terminators moved up behind the hill with the dreadnought moving onto the hill. the lanspedder on the right stayed where it was ready to unload a hail of shots onto the fire dragons. the land speeder on the left moved 6 to unload the ac and hb into the guardians along with the scouts that had outflanked on the left ready to charge if need be. the other drednought moved up with the land raider to melt the wave serpent.


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in the shooting phase bothe my terminators and land speeder opened up on the fire dragons killing only 5 leaving 1 left. the land raider burned the wraithlord with both fsc hitting a wave serpent in the process but not managing to do anything to it. the wraithlord lost two wounds but waas still alive and a viable thread. the dreanought seeing the desperaiton fired its multi melta at the wraithlord rolling a 1 to wound the foul construct.


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in the shooting phase bothe my terminators and land speeder opened up on the fire dragons killing only 5 leaving 1 left. the land raider burned the wraithlord with both fsc hitting a wave serpent in the process but not managing to do anything to it. the wraithlord lost two wounds but waas still alive and a viable thread. the dreanought seeing the desperaiton fired its multi melta at the wraithlord rolling a 1 to wound the foul construct.


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the land speeder and scouts opened up on the guardians leaving 2 alive from the deadly shots. (oops my memory is so bad the twin linked assualt cannon took the 2 wounds of the wraithlord with rending!!).the squad in the trees fired a krak missile at the falcon imoblising the beast. the squad on the left fired a krak at the wraithlor unfourtanatley missing. the assualt marines fired at the guardians killing 3. it was now the assualt phase.


look out for further updates!!

For the love of humanity end this nightmare.

Use some puncuation and spelling.

im sorry i dont pay attention to spelling when im typing quickally. im a very acomplished english student as well. whoops.


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whoops quickly

Emperor no seriously i am wrote:im a very acomplished english student as well. whoops.

I very much doubt this.

Don't be so harsh, he's probably young and he's new. Cut him some slack.

I came here to read a good report. And all I found, was turtle pie.

dude i am an acomplished student as i am being considred for an I GCSE which you have to be good at english to get considred for. and yes i am young


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right now though gotta go byessss

And so what happened in the assault phase?

Listen, all ye unbelivers!

I, the Third Saint of Turtle Pie, have decided that this thread is most probably pointless. I give ye citizens of Dakka a choice.

Convert and dance in the light of the Pie, or be purged by the faithful, and be die in our righteous wrath!

Late Breaking News:

Turn 2 expected in by early July. Full story at 7!

"How's the weather out there, Tom?"

"ITS THE SHOOTING PHASE AND I THINK THEY'R- (rasp of bolter fire) -SO BACK TO YOU!"

"Haha, thanks for that report Tom. Always a joker."

I have high hopes for this assault phase, I think it'll make an exciting read.

'Emperor no seriously I am', may I make a suggestion? If you want people to take this thread seriously put the whole report in one post, probably the first post; any one who may want to read this battle report will not want to scroll through pages of mismatched jumbled sentences.
I would also suggest that you spend less time posting things like "i are the gratest englich studant eva!!!11!!" and instead focus on making your work enjoyable/ possible to read.

As the old saying goes the proof is in the pudding.

Oh stop SAPPIN THE SENTRA and let them have their fun, and let him revile in the internet attention he is receiving.

im am sorry i have been a bit of a jerk so how do you delete this god for saken blog? as i epically failed

We'll never find out who won.

IBL, maybe this is garrett's back up account?


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Emperor no seriously i am wrote:im am sorry i have been a bit of a jerk so how do you delete this god for saken blog? as i epically failed

Sorry no late term abortions till you have reached two pages.

barlio wrote:IBL, maybe this is garrett's back up account?

Hmm....that makes sense, perhaps too much sense...

This thread has been marked as under investigation by the Church of the Turtle Pie!