A problem I never expected.

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**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Put simply, I know far too many hot wimmins.

Not a single girl I hang out with through choice are mingers, though there are a handful who insist on lurking around like the proverbial bad smell.

2 of them are Burlesque Dancers, 1 is a model, 1 used to be a model (and is now a Yummy Mummy) and it's getting ridiculous. Why? Because although I may kind of have a girlfriend now (details yet to be thrashed out) knowing a great deal of hot women, and going for regular drinks with them, really gives out the wrong impression when you're a single man. When you go out on the pull, even if it's Lads only, you will bump into them, and the groups sort of merge. At that point, prospective targets assume you are with one of the Hotties, and that you're just being a pervy letch when you're 'girlfriend' isn't looking! So many times I've been told that a certain girl would have given me a try, but was sure I was 'with' one of my female friends.

Bah I say. BAH.

**Black Blow Fly**

Meh.

**MeanGreenStompa**

**iamthecougar**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

**generalgrog**

Uhhh.......ok?

GG

**Quintinus**

Posting drunk is fun!

**avantgarde**

Just say you're the gay friend, problem solved.

**Orkeosaurus**

Hey, we all have problems man.

My mansion is filled with hundred dollar bills, and I have to try and push piles of them out of my way whenever I go anywhere.

**FITZZ**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Hey, we all have problems man.

My mansion is filled with hundred dollar bills, and I have to try and push piles of them out of my way whenever I go anywhere.

Well Orkeo my friend allow me to offer my services in reliving you of some of that surpluss cash,by my calculations I could be in Minnesota in less than 9 hours.

**Fateweaver**

Hah, being not from Mn you would not survive our winter long enough to help relieve Orkeo of some of his "problem".

I, on the other hand, a tried and true Minnesotan will help him with the burden of moving piles of money.

**FITZZ**

Fateweaver wrote:Hah, being not from Mn you would not survive our winter long enough to help relieve Orkeo of some of his "problem".

I, on the other hand, a tried and true Minnesotan will help him with the burden of moving piles of money.

You may have a point,as a native of the South (insert banjo picking here) I'm not in the habbit of trudging through mountains of snow.
However,I have made several trips up to Chicago and New York (during peak winter months) so surviving wouldn't be the issue,the issue would be mobility...I honestly don't get how ya'll move through all the snow with out plows.

**Manchu**

Minnesotans nothing, try a Michigan winter!

Orkeo, I would come and help you out with that mess but I'm stuck here tediously racing my fleet of ferraris and lambourghinis against a *yawn", oh sorry I was nodding off, against a team of the most boring super models turned nymphomanics I've ever met. The only thing keeping me awake is the tickle of this fluted crystal glass of Dom Perignon 97.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Umm.... well... this is not something you hear complained about often.

find a bar they don't go to and just look for a date there?

**Fateweaver**

Well, unless someone lives in the backwoods of Mn most major roads get plowed.

We also have this neat and fun toy called a "snowmobile".

Also, I'm very sure that Chicago and NY don't see the temps Mn does. They see snow and lots of it but I'm not sure how often, if at anytime, those areas see temps pushing -50F or colder.

**Herohammernostalgia**

avantgarde wrote:Just say you're the gay friend, problem solved.

That's not a solution at all!

I know it as a slight problem/annoyance... in fact, many people will think you are gay if you're the only man in a group of hot women... happened to me in Istanbul... a schooltrip with an overrepresentation of the good-looking school of media women (man/woman ratio 1:10 and the other guy didn't go clubbing... b-sides, he had tourette's syndrome :s).
Dude from the hotel being a club-guide: "so many beautiful girls, so few men with you group, how you here?"
I: "we're on a schooltrip"
Guide: "Is a women's education? you gay?"
I: "ehm.. no? the other guys are just stupid for not going"

I ended up that night dancing with a rather hot belly-dancer who insisted that I took off my shirt... the guides had a lot of laughs about that for some reason...

**theocd**

Thanks Mad Doc for rubbing in the fact the only people I hang out with are smelly Nerdy blokes like myself who play 40K. Way to wake me up on a high.

The OC-D

**CadianXV**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Because although I may kind of have a girlfriend now

Sorry, and your problem was?

**Frazzled**

Evidently Haggis eating has ancillary effects I had not anticipated. I may have to revise my view.

**Black Blow Fly**

Aet more chili and drank red hot beers.

G

**KingCracker**

Manchu wrote:Minnesotans nothing, try a Michigan winter!

Orkeo, I would come and help you out with that mess but I'm stuck here tediously racing my fleet of ferraris and lambourghinis against a *yawn", oh sorry I was nodding off, against a team of the most boring super models turned nymphomanics I've ever met. The only thing keeping me awake is the tickle of this fluted crystal glass of Dom Perignon 97.

Being a Michigander, I would normally agree, but this winter is pretty damn strange even for us. It was raining its ass off on our nice and green christmas, even though I was freezing to death on halloween. Uh... give us a year or so and THEN say that comment again lol

And seriously? When did having to many hot ass girl - friends be a problem? Jeez man, at the very least youll have plenty of bathroom material. I shake my head at you sir

**Orlanth**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Hey, we all have problems man.

My mansion is filled with hundred dollar bills, and I have to try and push piles of them out of my way whenever I go anywhere.

Well that is a serious fire risk.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Don't make me start posting pics.

**Mannahnin**

1. Figure out if you actually have a girlfriend. If you do, you have no problem.

2. If you do not have a girlfriend, discuss the problem with your hottie friends, and recruit some or all of them to be your “wing women”. A helpful woman can be an unparalleled asset for picking up other women.

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**mattyrm**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Hey, we all have problems man.

My mansion is filled with hundred dollar bills, and I have to try and push piles of them out of my way whenever I go anywhere.

**Quintinus**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Don't make me start posting pics.

I think that most of us have gotten over BrookM's avatar by now, soooo yeah

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Here's a taster. The lovely Fran, one of the two Burlesque Dancers.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Here's a taster. The lovely Fran, one of the two Burlesque Dancers.

Is she single?

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

She is indeed. Ish.

Remember folks, I am very liberal, as are most of my friends, girlies included!

**Black Blow Fly**

Meh.

**mattyrm**

If all these undie models are as liberal as you mate, id rather shag Thatcher!*

*Unfortunately this is untrue