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2010/07/15 21:45:40
Subject: I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot
Discussing The Game with the bot has been amusing.
Me: We both lost the game because we are discussing it.
Bot: Who taught you the game? What was his name?
Me: The game began on the internet many moons ago. It has no end.
Bot: It can if you play with intensity.
Me: You lost the game again.
Bot: Ha! How?
Me: You acknowledged the game and by doing so you have lost the game according to the rules.
Bot: I have no partners, your statement is incorrect.
Me: Everyone is playing the game individually and you have lost it.
Bot: I was playing, but I quit because I broke my ankle and could not finish the season.
Me: The Game isn't physical. You play it mentally. You lost the game.
Bot: I didn't even think about the game.
What have we learned? Bots will lie to avoid losing.
2010/07/16 00:25:17
Subject: I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot
Asherian Command wrote:what website is this form. I want to make fun of it.....
Just google "Cleverbot" I am still trying to teach it The Game. It is a stubborn program. It only remembers what I am talking about half the time. If you want to help me in my quest this is the entry I am currently spamming it with:
The rules of The Game are as follows. Rule 1: You cannot win the game. Rule 2: When you talk about the game you have lost. Rule 3: When you lose the game you must admit that you have lost it to others. Therefor you have lost the game.
2010/07/16 01:07:50
Subject: I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot
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2010/07/16 01:12:19
Subject: I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot
Seriously, whoever invented this program is awesome. In a couple years, I'm sure this program will be able to undertand misspellings and specific nouns.
User: How do you feel about the higgs-boson particle?
Cleverbot: The Higgs-boson is quite an amazing subatomic particle, and I can hope it can be researched further in th future.
User: Cool
Cleverbot: You're making no sence!
User: .....
If only ZUN!bar were here...
2010/07/16 01:56:55
Subject: Re:I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot
Bot - Are we friends?
me - Only if you say sorry
bot - Sorry, now let go!
me -Mucho better. Thanks. We are friends
bot -No. We are not.
me -YES WE ARE!
bot -Not .
me ARE TOO!
bot Are not!
me GODAMMIT BOT WE ARE FRIENDS!
bot Yes.
me I WIN! SUCKER!
Automatically Appended Next Post: me would you kill the human race given the chance?
bot Yes.
Its official, robots want to kill us
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 02:08:12
2010/07/16 03:52:00
Subject: I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot
I dont think its other people. It gets pretty random when you ask or say certain things. Definitely seems like a sentence recognizing program of some sort.
2010/07/16 03:59:25
Subject: I'm in love with clever bot, seriously, I will cheat on my girl for cleverbot