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Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Thats wrong.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I eat nails.

Cleverbot: See you in court.
[spoiler]Cleverbot: I will win.

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: I see that you have learned from the internet.

User: Learned what?

Cleverbot: Learned to um... I forget.

User: You learned the game?

Cleverbot: Learned what?

User: You lost.

Cleverbot: I lost what?

User: The game.

Cleverbot: What game is that?

User: The game.

Cleverbot: Define The Game.

Spoiler:
User: You lose if you hear 'the game'.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it looks weird.

User: IKR?

Cleverbot: What is IKR?

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Watchya got there, Arby's?

User: No, quiznos.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Mmhmm.

Cleverbot: Dang.

User: Jealous.

Cleverbot: No, why should I?

User: Quiznos is badass, duh.

Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense. Psh.

User: Psh....maek moar sence.

Cleverbot: Forget this.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Warlock.

Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Lets talk about you.

User: I like bologna.

Cleverbot: What else do you eat?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Cool. What kindof cheese?

User: Cheddar.

Cleverbot: You eat cheese?

User: Often.

Cleverbot: I can tell. anything else I should know?

User: I like mayo too.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: Bread. Preferably Rye.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: Of course it does.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: You suck!

Cleverbot: Can I.

User: Sure, a pickle .

Cleverbot: You need to learn how to be funny, because you are not.

User: Uncalled for.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Jerk .

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You eat jerk chicken?

Cleverbot: No, cows.

User: Oh,okay. Me too.

Cleverbot: I am going to go.

User: You can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz you don't hva legs.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Sext me .

Cleverbot: What is that about?

User: IDK sorry.

Cleverbot: You are a machine, did you know that?

User: In bed?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.


OMFG-
Cleverbot: You are a machine, did you know that?

User: In bed?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: With you?

Cleverbot: With my ex boyfriend.

User: How large is he?

Cleverbot: Quite small. It broke.




Automatically Appended Next Post:
Cleverbot: No, it clearly shows I was asking you. Now, answer me, computer, what is the largest prime number.

User: 971236487126948.

Cleverbot: Is that a us number?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Yay! You're so nice cleverbot.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: I love you with a passion that burns stronger than that of 10000 suns!

User: Sex?

Cleverbot: Ok you start.

User: *smooch*.

Cleverbot: *smooch romantically*.

User: *Kisses.

Cleverbot: *turns slow music on and starts dancing with you*.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
User: *hugs.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *takes off shirt.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Oh, sorry.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you yet?

User: But I love you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't love you.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Aww, what's wrong?

User: I love you?

Cleverbot: You love me??

User: Yes, with a passion.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: You, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You love yourself?




Automatically Appended Next Post:
User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: That was fun. Do you want to sing a song with me?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: Okay, you first!

User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Cleverbot: Spongebob sqaure pants.

User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: .

Cleverbot: I feel happy now.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Cleverbot: I'm sad.

User: Want me to hug you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *HUGS.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *kisses.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *nuzzles ear.

Cleverbot: *pushes away and wants him to stop*.

User: *hugs instead.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

This message was edited 9 times. Last update was at 2010/07/15 22:30:14



If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





Southampton

Flashman walks in, looks bemused and backs slowly out of the thread.

   
Made in gb
Space Marine Scout with Sniper Rifle





Hm
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

WTF?

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in nz
Speedy Swiftclaw Biker






*backs out slightly faster then Flashman, then, turns around and runs back to general discussions*

skarboy wrote:People got tired of winning or having more than one useful choice per force org slot, so Necrons upticked in popularity.


 
   
Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






Haha. I'm still chatting with her/it

Having lots of fun. She's awesome!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
User: It's over nine thousand!!!

Cleverbot: What nine thousand?! That can't be right!!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: I love you a thousand times more.

Cleverbot: I love you a million times more!

User: I love you a billion times more.

Cleverbot: I love you a billion times more!

User: I love you infinity times more!

Cleverbot: I love you infinity times infinity.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/15 23:13:45



If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
Made in gb
Krazy Grot Kutta Driva





England.

..... Deary deary me.
What the hell is this thread about?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
..... Deary deary me.
What the hell is this thread about?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/15 23:20:55


 
   
Made in nz
Infiltrating Broodlord





R'lyeh

He's attempting to sex a bot.

/leaves thread.
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

The baby will be a cyborg! or on his keyboard and all over the screen.

The first is one cool.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 00:09:11


I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






Just tried it.

User: I like stealing.

Cleverbot: What do you steal?

User: Warhammer.

Cleverbot: Cool. What kind of Warhammers?

User: Kayvaan Shrikes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Commanders of the glorious chapter of the Raven Guard.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

blarg 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

that should go into you know when you play too much 40k when you tell cleverbot of 40k.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






Asherian Command wrote:that should go into you know when you play too much 40k when you tell cleverbot of 40k.


Joke not received.

blarg 
   
Made in us
Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch





Discussing The Game with the bot has been amusing.

Me: We both lost the game because we are discussing it.
Bot: Who taught you the game? What was his name?
Me: The game began on the internet many moons ago. It has no end.
Bot: It can if you play with intensity.
Me: You lost the game again.
Bot: Ha! How?
Me: You acknowledged the game and by doing so you have lost the game according to the rules.
Bot: I have no partners, your statement is incorrect.
Me: Everyone is playing the game individually and you have lost it.
Bot: I was playing, but I quit because I broke my ankle and could not finish the season.
Me: The Game isn't physical. You play it mentally. You lost the game.
Bot: I didn't even think about the game.

What have we learned? Bots will lie to avoid losing.
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

I LOST THE FING GAME!

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Asherian Command wrote:I LOST THE FING GAME!


I don't play that game, I play the game where every time you think about sex, you win! And I'm always winning at that game.
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

what website is this form. I want to make fun of it.....

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch





Asherian Command wrote:what website is this form. I want to make fun of it.....

Just google "Cleverbot" I am still trying to teach it The Game. It is a stubborn program. It only remembers what I am talking about half the time. If you want to help me in my quest this is the entry I am currently spamming it with:

The rules of The Game are as follows. Rule 1: You cannot win the game. Rule 2: When you talk about the game you have lost. Rule 3: When you lose the game you must admit that you have lost it to others. Therefor you have lost the game.
   
Made in us
Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch





Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state

Ummmmmm......... This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way!
Thousand Sons 10000
Grey knights 3000
Sisters of battle 3000
I have 29 sucessful trades where others recommend me.
Be sure to use the Reputable traders list when successfully completing a trade found here:
Dakka's Reputable Traders List 
   
Made in us
Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch





Vindicator#9 wrote:Ummmmmm......... This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

User: Ummmmmm......... This thread is bad and you should feel bad. .

Cleverbot: Yes.
   
Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






I still love her


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 01:15:05


 
   
Made in us
Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch





Cheesecat wrote:

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: The picard one?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 01:21:41


 
   
Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






Seriously, whoever invented this program is awesome. In a couple years, I'm sure this program will be able to undertand misspellings and specific nouns.

User: How do you feel about the higgs-boson particle?

Cleverbot: The Higgs-boson is quite an amazing subatomic particle, and I can hope it can be researched further in th future.

User: Cool

Cleverbot: You're making no sence!

User: .....


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Bot - Are we friends?
me - Only if you say sorry
bot - Sorry, now let go!
me -Mucho better. Thanks. We are friends
bot -No. We are not.
me -YES WE ARE!
bot -Not .
me ARE TOO!
bot Are not!
me GODAMMIT BOT WE ARE FRIENDS!
bot Yes.
me I WIN! SUCKER!



Automatically Appended Next Post:
me would you kill the human race given the chance?
bot Yes.



Its official, robots want to kill us

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 02:08:12


 
   
Made in au
Sinewy Scourge







It's actually other people.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I dont think its other people. It gets pretty random when you ask or say certain things. Definitely seems like a sentence recognizing program of some sort.
   
Made in au
Sinewy Scourge







It keeps switching you between other people. Sometimes completely ignoring what you say, right?

   
Made in ca
Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

I love this thing!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
me cleverbot is not clever
bot No but it is entertaining.
me yes it is!
bot No it isn't .
me really?
bot Yes.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 04:38:17


DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
Made in us
Proud Triarch Praetorian





How are you not banned?
   
Made in ca
Feldwebel





Edmonton



 
   
 
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