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Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

It's a bit wierd being in the big smoke and knowing only one other person. It being Valentines day and all, I'm not sure what to do. Prance around the streets handing out flowers to pretty ladies, just for a bit of fun? I certainly don't want to end up like this chap.


Anyway, this thread isn't about me and my affairs; please post your Valentine's plans or whatever and include pics! (if you like). Let's see how Dakkanaughts fair with the opposite gender on a day like this.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot




Houston, Tx

I got my black friend a sensual card that says "Once you go black you can't go back." and it has a half naked, ripped black man on the front of the card.

I'm glad he understands my sense of humor.

Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.  
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

   
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I plan on sitting around all day doing as little as possible, then making my girlfriend cook pork chops when she gets home. Mmm.
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

I'll probably just munch on the valentines chocolates laying around the house.
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

Cheesecat wrote:I'll probably just munch on the valentines chocolates laying around the house.


This ^^, a creepy old lady just walked in my room and gave me a bag of sweet in heartshape.
This is not good.



 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

sillyboy wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'll probably just munch on the valentines chocolates laying around the house.


This ^^, a creepy old lady just walked in my room and gave me a bag of sweet in heartshape.
This is not good.

Your mom?

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

chowderhead13 wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'll probably just munch on the valentines chocolates laying around the house.


This ^^, a creepy old lady just walked in my room and gave me a bag of sweet in heartshape.
This is not good.

Your mom?


Really not good then.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

nope the responsible for my .... I would describe it as a dorm.
She has the key to every door, and sometimes stalks the halls at night.
This is bad, really bad.



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

sillyboy wrote:nope the responsible for my .... I would describe it as a dorm.
She has the key to every door, and sometimes stalks the halls at night.
This is bad, really bad.

Your pedophile land-lady?

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

chowderhead13 wrote:
sillyboy wrote:nope the responsible for my .... I would describe it as a dorm.
She has the key to every door, and sometimes stalks the halls at night.
This is bad, really bad.

Your pedophile land-lady?


I think you could describe it like that, but the sweets she gave are really good.
I hope she didn't put anything in it, cause then i would be screwed.



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

sillyboy wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
sillyboy wrote:nope the responsible for my .... I would describe it as a dorm.
She has the key to every door, and sometimes stalks the halls at night.
This is bad, really bad.

Your pedophile land-lady?


I think you could describe it like that, but the sweets she gave are really good.
I hope she didn't put anything in it, cause then i would be screwed.

Hooray for double entendres!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Try to find out if she selected you out, or just handed it to everyone else in the dorm. Either way, get over it champ. :tumbsup:

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

chowderhead13 wrote:Hooray for double entendres!


Sorry english not that good, i don't understand what you mean.



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

sillyboy wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Hooray for double entendres!


Sorry english not that good, i don't understand what you mean.

Screwed means both "Screwed", and is a word for intecourse.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Veteran ORC







Singles Awareness Day, oh how I abhore thee....

Church girl was looking at me with red eyes today in church. As in, ready to cry.

I honestly still don't understand why asking a girl to dance is such a satanic act.....

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Slarg232 wrote:Singles Awareness Day, oh how I abhore thee....

Church girl was looking at me with red eyes today in church. As in, ready to cry.

I honestly still don't understand why asking a girl to dance is such a satanic act.....


I honestly doubt it's the fact that you asked her to a dance.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Veteran ORC







Emperors Faithful wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:Singles Awareness Day, oh how I abhore thee....

Church girl was looking at me with red eyes today in church. As in, ready to cry.

I honestly still don't understand why asking a girl to dance is such a satanic act.....


I honestly doubt it's the fact that you asked her to a dance.


The only thing I have ever done to.... illicit? such a reaction in my life is something I did two years prior to a girl she hated.

With Church Girl all I did was: Talk to her a little in a mutual study hall, say hi in the halls, and then ask her to dance at the school dance. I swear to whatever god you beleive in, that's all I ever did. After the dance, she started attacking me on facebook, with which I defended myself (I never swore or anything, I "Spoke" like I usually do).

After this exchange, she posted up a wierd facebook status about "I want to date you, but I have to resist. It would be nice if you would let me try". That's not what she said, but it was what she meant. After that I posted a thing saying I just didn't understand, and she freaked out on me. Since then, I have left her 100% alone, other than church.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

@Slarg: Doesn't particularily matter to me, but you're problem might be making too many assumptions. Or just being young. Hopefully the latter becuase that ussually wears of in a couple of years (to some degree ).

FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


FITZZ, you old softie.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in gb
Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Not much but my wife and I went out on friday, had a nice day yesterday evening and then watched a film today and had a nice meal.

Tomorow is just normal ville

Also why do people celebrate St Valentines day - it was taken off the Saints calendar about 40 odd years ago and since when do people like celebrating RCC days anyway?
   
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Emperors Faithful wrote:@Slarg: Doesn't particularily matter to me, but you're problem might be making too many assumptions. Or just being young. Hopefully the latter becuase that ussually wears of in a couple of years (to some degree ).


Meh, as I told my friends, I'm done with her, unless she decides to figure out whatever she needs to figure out, provided I haven't found someone else by then

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?


I've been known to cut a mean slice of rug from time to time.

@ EF.

...Yeah,I can be a bit of softie ,but the way I see it...My Missus puts up with my crazy a**...so she deserves to be pampered every now and again.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?


I've been known to cut a mean slice of rug from time to time.

@ EF.

...Yeah,I can be a bit of softie ,but the way I see it...My Missus puts up with my crazy a**...so she deserves to be pampered every now and again.


What type of dancing? Dirty dancing, drunk dancing, belly dancing, ballroom dancing, break dancing, rain dancing, etc, etc?
   
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Veteran ORC







Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?


I've been known to cut a mean slice of rug from time to time.

@ EF.

...Yeah,I can be a bit of softie ,but the way I see it...My Missus puts up with my crazy a**...so she deserves to be pampered every now and again.


What type of dancing? Dirty dancing, drunk dancing, belly dancing, ballroom dancing, break dancing, rain dancing, etc, etc?


.... Horizontal Dancing?

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Slarg232 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?


I've been known to cut a mean slice of rug from time to time.

@ EF.

...Yeah,I can be a bit of softie ,but the way I see it...My Missus puts up with my crazy a**...so she deserves to be pampered every now and again.


What type of dancing? Dirty dancing, drunk dancing, belly dancing, ballroom dancing, break dancing, rain dancing, etc, etc?


.... Horizontal Dancing?


Well I imagine he save those moves, for the night when the kids are over at a friends or babysitter.
   
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As sad as it is, no one I say that to around where I live understand that

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?


I've been known to cut a mean slice of rug from time to time.

@ EF.

...Yeah,I can be a bit of softie ,but the way I see it...My Missus puts up with my crazy a**...so she deserves to be pampered every now and again.


What type of dancing? Dirty dancing, drunk dancing, belly dancing, ballroom dancing, break dancing, rain dancing, etc, etc?


I've posted this before...but this is an example of Zydeco dance..




"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Hmm,In typical tradition I'll go to dinner with the Missus,perhaps a bit of dancing...then home again.


Are you pretty light on your feet?


I've been known to cut a mean slice of rug from time to time.

@ EF.

...Yeah,I can be a bit of softie ,but the way I see it...My Missus puts up with my crazy a**...so she deserves to be pampered every now and again.


What type of dancing? Dirty dancing, drunk dancing, belly dancing, ballroom dancing, break dancing, rain dancing, etc, etc?


I've posted this before...but this is an example of Zydeco dance..




Looks like a fun dance.
   
 
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