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Made in ua
Fresh-Faced New User




Hello People!
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

You probably should have posted this in the introductions subforum.....

But welcome to Dakka Dakka.



 
   
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Lady of the Lake






First time I've seen an intro in the Off Topic section. Welcome to Dakka Dakka.

   
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Scotland

Don't fall for it! HE IS EVIL!!!

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Lady of the Lake






Who?

   
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Scotland

HE!!!!!!!!!!

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

High elves?



 
   
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Lady of the Lake






That's right, damn their universal Always Strike First rerolls.

   
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A strange place

n0t_u wrote:That's right, damn their universal Always Strike First rerolls.

Indeed and they even smell funny!



 
   
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Scotland

Good... Good... Your journey to the Darkside is almost.. Complete....

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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A strange place




 
   
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Scotland

Makes you stronger.... Keeps you.... Focused.

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

Plus you have cookies

*waits for suprise mod-attack*



 
   
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Major




welcome to dakka
please leave your sanity outside

WE DEMAND COOKIES!!1

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Manchester UK

Sweet topic. What's it about?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/05 14:01:14


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Albatross wrote:Sweet topic. What's it about?

Farting pandas.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

Chowderhead wrote:
Albatross wrote:Sweet topic. What's it about?

Farting pandas.

The horror!

*shivers*



 
   
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Scotland

Have you seen the huge Mob outside my tent?! They are asking me to do a speech.... How to address the nation? What would the pope do?

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Perkustin wrote:Have you seen the huge Mob outside my tent?! They are asking me to do a speech.... How to address the nation? What would the pope do?

Flash them! Show them the holy orbs!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Chowderhead wrote:
Perkustin wrote:Have you seen the huge Mob outside my tent?! They are asking me to do a speech.... How to address the nation? What would the pope do?

Flash them! Show them the holy orbs!


These...are the Holy orbs...

..



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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

I need to go to church more often.



 
   
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Scotland

Thats someones daughter! My daughter infact, she's blossomed into quite the princess, I'm glad you like her FITZZ.

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Perkustin wrote:That's someones daughter! My daughter in fact, she's blossomed into quite the princess, I'm glad you like her FITZZ.


Indeed I do...and,may I take a moment to sincerely thank you for your handiwork Mr. Guerra.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Scotland

Yep Perkustin Guerra's the name. Buenos Nachos to you!

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UK

Mmmm, nachos...

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Perkustin wrote:Yep Perkustin Guerra's the name. Buenos Nachos to you!


Well ,I of course assumed you shared the same last name as your lovely Daughter...I hope I wasn't in error.


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Avatar 720 wrote:Mmmm, nachos...


Mmmm Vida..

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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Scotland

That's certainly a nice....... Flower in her hair...

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

In the topic of nice booties...

And NO, this isn't a ugly human. It is in fact, extremely delicious. You just want to sink your teeth into it and get all of the...

Eh, see for yourself.

Spoiler:





Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Chowderhead wrote:In the topic of nice booties...

And NO, this isn't a ugly human. It is in fact, extremely delicious. You just want to sink your teeth into it and get all of the...

Eh, see for yourself.

Spoiler:






Well...I have to admit that wasn't what I expected at all ...particularly given your track record of posting pictures of "Largish" women.
....And NO...that wasn't a cue to post one.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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wot?

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