Mal vs. Han

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**porkchop806**

Alright Dakkites I had this discussion at work today and I wondered what you guys thought. Who would win in fight Malcolm Reynolds Vs. Han Solo

LETS GET READY TOO RUMBLE

!!!

**alarmingrick**

I'd say, my gut feeling, neither.
The fight would end in a long night of drinking.
In the morning, they'd be business partners.

If i had to pick a winner, then Mal. Shooting at him,
Mal would never hit Han. who could?! just ask all those
Stormtroopers. so whne the fight made it to HtH, Mal would
out last him. He kicked the crap out of an assassin for Frak's sake!

**Horst**

Han would win if it came to a space encounter.... the falcon is way better armed than serenity.

**hivemind66**

Space battle Han, in person, Mal because although Han is fast on the draw and is a street smart guy, Mal is trained by the military and is far more cunning and hardy than Han.

**Sasori**

Han Solo.

**Jihadin**

Han was once an Officer in military for Coriella. Was something about the red stripe for heriosm or something

**Ahtman**

Jihadin wrote:Han was once an Officer in military for Coriella. Was something about the red stripe for heriosm or something

Rebel propaganda!

**alarmingrick**

Jihadin wrote:Han was once an Officer in military for Coriella. Was something about the red stripe for heriosm or something

I thought it was fashion!

**Howard A Treesong**

Is this pre or post special edition Han Solo?

Unlike Han, I think Mal really would shoot first.

**djphranq**

Jihadin wrote:Han was once an Officer in military for Coriella. Was something about the red stripe for heriosm or something

I believe it was the Corellian Blood Stripe.

**mega_bassist**

djphranq wrote:
Jihadin wrote:Han was once an Officer in military for Coriella. Was something about the red stripe for heriosm or something

I believe it was the Corellian Blood Stripe.

You are correct!

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian_Bloodstripe

And I'd stick with Han in space for sure...and for on land, it would be closer, but I'd still stick with the scruffy-lookin' Nerf Herder

**Krellnus**

In person, Mal, in space, Mal, why? because he'll drag the reaper fleet up Han's ***

**Jihadin**

You know the fight will not happen. They both will meet an bar. Be no pistol fight just a line of empty shot glasses in front of them. Both are drinkers.

**alarmingrick**

Jihadin wrote:You know the fight will not happen. They both will meet an bar. Be no pistol fight just a line of empty shot glasses in front of them. Both are drinkers.

Exactly my point!

**hivemind66**

Which I'm saying Mal wins because he could hold his liquor better than Han.

BROWNCOATS! hehe.

**MrFlutterPie**

alarmingrick wrote:I'd say, my gut feeling, neither.
The fight would end in a long night of drinking.
In the morning, they'd be business partners.

QFT

They have a lot in common. They'd work well together.

**KingCracker**

Howard A Treesong wrote:Is this pre or post special edition Han Solo?

Unlike Han, I think Mal really would shoot first.

Assassin - I mean you no harm, as you can see Im unarmed.
Mal - Good *BLAM*

Yea, definitely shoots first

AND he stabbed an unarmed man, laying on the ground with a sword......3 times. He just doesnt give a gak. Hand to hand Mal for sure. Ship to ship, Han

**Asherian Command**

I think they both look at each other and start becoming friends and look at the OP and say "Wait? What? No this guy is awesome!"

**CoI**

I'm going to assume that Mal has been hired to steal something from Han, or the other way around, otherwise... drinking at the bar, maybe playing cards. But in space Han, the Falcon actually has weapons. In person I'll have to say Mal. that's also assuming neither side has had time to prepare the battlefield and cheat. :p

**Frazzled**

Who cares. Zoe vs. Chewbacca now that would be interesting.

(People do know that the original idea of firefly was based on Han Solo right?)

**Cheesecat**

Mal would take Han Solo's socks.

**rockerbikie**

This would make a good Epic Rap Battle of History.

**Frazzled**

Cheesecat wrote:Mal would take Han Solo's socks.

I think you're confusing Mal with Malfred, and yes Maflred would take everyone's socks.

**Krellnus**

rockerbikie wrote:This would make a good Epic Rap Battle of History.

It would wouldn't it? Maybe we should spam it on every video to try and get it made?

**MeanGreenStompa**

I believe James Bolivar diGriz would steal both their ships whilst they were fighting...

**George Spiggott**

I must also choose 'none of the above'.

**alarmingrick**

George Spiggott wrote:I must also choose 'none of the above'.

Isn't there a Disco museum missing a "suit"?!

Mal and Han would shoot him simultaneously, then argue for hours over who hit him first,
while doing so many shots they forget what the arguement was over.

**Monster Rain**

I have no idea who Malcolm Reynolds is.

Any relation to Burt?

**alarmingrick**

Monster Rain wrote:I have no idea who Malcolm Reynolds is.

Any relation to Burt?

Much bigger Trans Am though....

**Spanish Birdman**

Whelp, if we're talking about "used future" scifi criminal heroes, I would put my money on John Crichton. He's had no less than 5 military commanders(Crace, Scorpius, Grayza, Eryn's mother, and whoever is sending out those Skarran dreadnoughts) granted effectively unlimited power to catch him, and while I haven't quite finished the series, i'd say it's a safe bet he'll outrun all of them.