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2012/05/14 20:10:13
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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The ghost of Nixon is firing up on Linebacker III on the TSA's ass for this insult as we speak.
TSA NEW YORK (CBSDC) — Even a Nobel Peace Prize winner can’t avoid a pat-down.
Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger got searched by a Transportation Security Administration employee while going through a security checkpoint at LaGuardia Airport in New York Friday, The Washington Post reports.
Kissinger, who was in a wheelchair, was told by a TSA agent that he needed to be searched.
“He stood with his suit jacket off, and he was wearing suspenders,” freelance reporter Matthew Cole told the Post. “They gave him the full pat-down. None of the agents seemed to know who he was.” Cole added that Kissinger was given “the full Monty” search.
Kissinger negotiated the Paris Peace Accords which helped bring an end to the Vietnam War.
Earlier this year, Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., was detained at a Nashville airport after refusing to be searched by TSA officials
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/05/14 20:32:34
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Oh noes! How dare they do their job!
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2012/05/14 20:36:20
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yeah Frazz, if TSA suspect some guy might have explosive underwear on, gak, I want them to get the rubber gloves out and check every millimetre of the fether! 
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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2012/05/14 20:36:45
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You know who else did their job? The Nazis!
Godwin in 3!
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2012/05/14 20:38:21
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Nah, the Nazis did a substandard job.
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2012/05/14 20:45:18
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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Palindrome wrote:Nah, the Nazis did a substandard job.
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 Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/05/14 20:49:51
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Take your pick.
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2012/05/14 20:50:53
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/05/14 20:52:10
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Have any of their goals been achieved? Perhaps you are simply trying to draw this out?
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2012/05/14 20:53:12
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Plausible deniability is my guess for the vagueness.
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2012/05/14 20:58:34
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Even that fat oaf Mussolini got the buses running on time!
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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2012/05/14 20:59:25
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Lebsenraum? Nope
Eradication of the Jews? Nope
Thousand year reich? Nope
Eradication of Communism? Ish, although they were directly responsible for the creation of 'Eastern Europe' as a collective entity and arguably failed utterly.
Its not vagueness, its wildly offtopicness.
What exactly are you attempting to suggest AustinT?
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/05/14 21:02:43
The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2012/05/14 20:59:41
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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d-usa wrote:AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Plausible deniability is my guess for the vagueness.
Yeah pretty much. The internetz make them brave, just not THAT brave.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/05/14 20:59:59
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Palindrome wrote:Oh noes! How dare they do their job!
Being incompetent? Well yes, but that doesn't mean that they should do it. I mean hell, the TSA doesn't even train their employees enough to get them to not sexually assault children. And yes, I mean more than just stripping them. It's a fethed up organization.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/05/14 21:01:55
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2012/05/14 21:09:34
Subject: Re:TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Could someone explain what "the full monty" search is? It seems to be quoted as if it were an official term.
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2012/05/14 21:09:43
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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mattyrm wrote:AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Even that fat oaf Mussolini got the buses running on time!
He didn't though (and it was supposed to be trains) 
Don't make veiled accusations AustinT, make them nice and clear.
A full Monty search is a strip search (after the film)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/05/14 21:10:21
The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
Warzone Plog |
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2012/05/14 21:12:26
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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mattyrm wrote:AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Even that fat oaf Mussolini got the buses running on time!
Sounds made up!
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/05/14 21:13:32
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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AustonT wrote:mattyrm wrote:AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Even that fat oaf Mussolini got the buses running on time!
Sounds made up!
Trains, not buses.
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2012/05/14 21:13:41
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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Palindrome wrote:mattyrm wrote:AustonT wrote:I'm sure you had something in mind: spill
Even that fat oaf Mussolini got the buses running on time!
Don't make veiled accusations AustinT, make them nice and clear.
LMFAO ROFL.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/05/14 21:15:03
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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So thats your accusation is it? How utterly unexpected.
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
Warzone Plog |
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2012/05/14 21:32:51
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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d-usa wrote:You know who else did their job? The Nazis!
Godwin in 3!
You're good.
I like that none f the TSA guys knew who he was. Mmm...US education at work.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/05/14 21:35:16
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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I barely recognize Kissinger anymore, but don't they like check the boarding pass or ID or some gak?
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/05/15 01:02:17
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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AustonT wrote:I barely recognize Kissinger anymore, but don't they like check the boarding pass or ID or some gak?
The only thing they do is check and make sure your name isn't on the 'no fly' list. If you have the same name as someone in the no-fly list, you don't get to fly either. Even if you are an infant.
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2012/05/15 01:19:58
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Posts with Authority
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Well, we live in America, so no profiling... I mean, what're ya going to do? And “He stood with his suit jacket off, and he was wearing suspenders,” translates to "Full Monty"?
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2012/05/15 01:54:14
Subject: Re:TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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azazel the cat wrote:Could someone explain what "the full monty" search is? It seems to be quoted as if it were an official term.
Well it basically means taking all your clothes off...
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2012/05/15 02:01:25
Subject: Re:TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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purplefood wrote:azazel the cat wrote:Could someone explain what "the full monty" search is? It seems to be quoted as if it were an official term.
Well it basically means taking all your clothes off...
Yeah, which is why I have to assume the commentator either doesn't understand the term or was trying to be witty and failing. The proper term is 'grope down' if you want to vilify TSAs new pat downs.
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2012/05/15 02:07:48
Subject: TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I always approve of having my testicles cupped.
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2012/05/15 06:01:24
Subject: Re:TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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I thought the TSA can't pat down your groin, without being charged with sexual assault...?
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2012/05/15 06:12:28
Subject: Re:TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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azazel the cat wrote:I thought the TSA can't pat down your groin, without being charged with sexual assault...?
Really!?
I once forgot I had some nail clippers in my hand luggage and shortly afterwards I had to allow three TSA guys to chain me to a pillar at LAX, before they smeared me in cream and lashed my buttocks with a phone directory, and I was assured it was normal procedure?
Maybe I should have said something..
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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2012/05/15 07:47:16
Subject: Re:TSA Agents conduct "Full MOnty" on Henry Kissinger
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Fixture of Dakka
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mattyrm wrote:azazel the cat wrote:I thought the TSA can't pat down your groin, without being charged with sexual assault...?
Really!?
I once forgot I had some nail clippers in my hand luggage and shortly afterwards I had to allow three TSA guys to chain me to a pillar at LAX, before they smeared me in cream and lashed my buttocks with a phone directory, and I was assured it was normal procedure?
Maybe I should have said something..
When you are having that much fun do you really stop to ask questions?
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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