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Ancient Chaos Terminator





Satellite of Love

Some humor about what Warhammer, sci-fi fans, gamers and religious fanatics do and don't have in common.




Altered Space Marine version:

This message was edited 8 times. Last update was at 2012/05/15 22:27:55


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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I must of missed the reference. Where was it?
   
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KingCracker wrote:I must of missed the reference. Where was it?

non-existant.

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Burtucky, Michigan

So I did waste my time looping some parts making sure I heard it correctly. Brass, did you even LISTEN to this video?
   
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Zendikar

This video is not really that funny.... Mostly just stupid.
Also I missed the reference. Maybe it was the part about worshipping in silence (chaos)?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/05/15 22:18:05


 
   
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The wind swept peaks

Yeah, I didn't hear anything about Warhammer in there at all.

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Ancient Chaos Terminator





Satellite of Love

Try this version of the opening.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/05/15 22:24:50


"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either." -- The Mighty Boosh
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A chaos marine? I thought they were anti-emperor? I still like it

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You lured us in here by saying there were space marines; there were not.
Then you added a gakky 20 sec video that does not make up for the 3 minutes of my life you wasted under false pretenses.
Lame to the tenth.

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Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Satellite of Love



"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either." -- The Mighty Boosh
Check out Cinematic Titanic, the new movie riffing project from Joel Hodgson and the original cast of MST3K.
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The wind swept peaks

BrassScorpion wrote:Try this version of the opening.



Fail.

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Satellite of Love

Fail.
If this is the biggest disappointment you've had today I'd say you had a pretty good day.

This forum could use a thread about how it's good to not get too emotionally invested in things of absolutely NO consequence which would include anything and everything on a gamer forum.

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"Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either." -- The Mighty Boosh
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BrassScorpion wrote:
Fail.
If this is the biggest disappointment you've had today I'd say you had a pretty good day.

This forum could use a thread about how it's good to not get too emotionally invested in things of absolutely NO consequence which would include anything and everything on a gamer forum.


BrassScorpion wrote:

Taketh thine own advise.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

Wow BrassScorpion.....that was fething terrible. I think Im understanding why I dont see you post much anymore.
   
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The wind swept peaks

BrassScorpion wrote:
Fail.
If this is the biggest disappointment you've had today I'd say you had a pretty good day.

This forum could use a thread about how it's good to not get too emotionally invested in things of absolutely NO consequence which would include anything and everything on a gamer forum.


I wasn't being terribly serious. Take your own advice and take a chill pill. To your credit, I found the original video funny. It just had nothing to do with Warhammer.

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I think Brass Scorpion mistook the reference to gamers in general as including 40k. I don't think people really need to attack him because of that.

BrassScorpion wrote:


Hah, okay Auston he got you on that account.

In other news I will be linking my friend to this video. He could really use it.

sebster wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Its a known fact that Aussies are genetically disposed towards crime, we intentionally set them up that way.

But only awesome crimes like bushranging and, if I understand the song correctly, sheep stealing and suicide.
 
   
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You're right he totally got me. I've learned through this thread that I can tell people "don't be a dick" on Dakka and that's cool. No repercussions. I feel the weight lifting off my shoulders.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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The second video is very slightly funny.

Read my story at:

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AustonT wrote:You're right he totally got me. I've learned through this thread that I can tell people "don't be a dick" on Dakka and that's cool. No repercussions. I feel the weight lifting off my shoulders.


Oh calm down.

sebster wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Its a known fact that Aussies are genetically disposed towards crime, we intentionally set them up that way.

But only awesome crimes like bushranging and, if I understand the song correctly, sheep stealing and suicide.
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Don't be a dick Harry

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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MN (Currently in WY)

I liked the music during the Kirk vs. Picard throw down. That made me laugh.

I also liked the idea that Nerds won't kill you over their fandom. Unless boring you to death counts?

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deathholydeath wrote:
BrassScorpion wrote:Try this version of the opening.



Fail.

Really? I thought it was kind of funny.

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Burtucky, Michigan

Biccat, you trollin troll you
   
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KingCracker wrote:Biccat, you trollin troll you

No, I actually laughed when I saw the SPEHSS MAHREEN appear.

Possibly because it reminded me of Dawn of Awesome.

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I think it's funny, personally because I semi-regularly watch College Humor.

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Easy E wrote:I liked the music during the Kirk vs. Picard throw down. That made me laugh.

I also liked the idea that Nerds won't kill you over their fandom. Unless boring you to death counts?


Man those trekkies can get vicious, here's the trial from after their fight Skip to 3:20





 
   
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I liked it. Picard fans vs Kirk fans, lol.

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Who IS better, Picard or Kirk?
   
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KingCracker wrote:Who IS better, Picard or Kirk?

One has the voice of a sex god made into sound the other is Kirk...

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Yea Im a Picard man as well Patrick Steweart is hilarious in person as well. I was watching interviews with the cast of The next generation, and they were talking to the guy that played Worf. And he said, since he was beind Stewart all the time, he would make fun of Stewart often. And Patrick Stewart was a trained Shakespearean actor apparently, so Worf would make monologues about how he was about to kill this kingly person. So he would stab Patrick Stewart with whatever he had near him, like a banana or some such, and he said Stewart would die for like 10 minutes strait while on camera. Gasping for air, and making up dialog in tune to some tyrant killing him and so on. fething hilarious
   
 
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