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I... actually don't know. Help?

Wow.

If you think about it, Warhammer has 9 letters. What else has 9 letters? The EMPRAH. The EMPRAH is a powerful psyker. Psyche! He's dead. Who else is dead? Horus. Horus. Horus killed Sanguinius. Sanguinius means blood. Horus had blood. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

In all seriousness, really GW? Really? Illuminati?

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Wat.

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I think my picture fits perfectly to this topic.

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OP.
Your tipple.
Pass it to me now please......

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By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

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.... they've been part of the background for, like, ever. This is somehow new to you?

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I... actually don't know. Help?

I just googled 40k Illuminati... I did not expect it.

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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

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There is not this idea.

Wait, the emperor is ancient and attached to a machine...

Electronic old men, ruling the world.
   
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He is also, like Jesus, miraculously a White Guy living in the Middle East since ancient times.

At least, if the artwork is to be believed.

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Shocking as it may be, the middle east is full of native peoples who by all definitions are white.

The Emperor was also stated to have been born in Anatolia, which had a lot of Caucasians in it throughout history.

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Caucasians, yes, but not "white" Caucasians (since, you know, tan skin and olive complexions and all).

Art-Jesus, and Republican Jesus, is blonde-haired with blue eyes.

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Blonde? European art-Jesus is brunette and curly-haired.



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He means the American Jesus.

   
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the_trooper wrote:


He means the American Jesus.


I am offensive and I find this Jesus.


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That wikia article reads like a massive conspiracy theory, from a perspective inside the 40k universe.

In the Grim Darkness of the far future, people still believe in ridiculous gak.
   
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 Selym wrote:
That wikia article reads like a massive conspiracy theory, from a perspective inside the 40k universe.

In the Grim Darkness of the far future, people still believe in ridiculous gak.


40k wiki tries to talk in-universe at times, it's rather bizarre. They really need to clean up all the fanon there instead of having a silly writing style.

Lexicanum is much more straight-forward with these things.

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This made me laugh, good find.
In any case, 40k wiki is a fanon wiki that pretends to be canon. If anyone wants to find more reliable canon information see Lexicanum.
...
Or wait...
Maybe this is just what THEY want us to think!

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40kwikia aka citation required.

But yeh, that's what the Inquisition is. Since to most citizens they literally just know the witch hunters more or less and not the hidden stuff inside.

   
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 Psienesis wrote:
Caucasians, yes, but not "white" Caucasians (since, you know, tan skin and olive complexions and all).

Art-Jesus, and Republican Jesus, is blonde-haired with blue eyes.


Whoop de doo. Turns out that you can find depictions of Jesus as any race ever. In Africa, he gets depicted as being black, in Asia he's Asian, etc...

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I love how some people genuinely think that "their" depiction of Jesus is, must be, and can only be, the correct depiction

But, religion aside, it should have been obvious right from the start that the Illuminati existed in 40k, They probably planned it to happen.
Explanation:
Spoiler:



As you can see here, the IOM has a fascination with fire. And do you know what fire produces? Heat. Heat is the infra-red spectrum of light. Light is a major theme of the Illuminati.
But it does not stop there.

You see this?


Yes, that. What does it look like? I'll tell ya:



As we all know, the Annunaki built these Pyramids, long before humans were invented by The Greys (pictured below).


(The Greys were forced off Earth by the Illuminati, and hid on the eastern fringe of the galaxy with repressed technology)

The Annunaki built these pyramids as an offer to, guess who?



I think I've made my point.



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on the forum. Obviously

 Selym wrote:
I love how some people genuinely think that "their" depiction of Jesus is, must be, and can only be, the correct depiction



Indeed. We all know that Christ was, in fact, a spaghetti monster.

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And that the spaghetti monster is really Shub-Nigurrath

It only Looks like spaghetti, folks.

Shoggoth look like spaghetti too

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 Ascalam wrote:
And that the spaghetti monster is really Shub-Nigurrath

It only Looks like spaghetti, folks.

Shoggoth look like spaghetti too


Cthulu was really a sentient mound of Tagliatelle.

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Next time you see someone wearing a colander on their head RUN. It won't help though..

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The illuminati know what happened to the ordo chronos..


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I like this thread.

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 Iron_Captain wrote:
This made me laugh, good find.
In any case, 40k wiki is a fanon wiki that pretends to be canon. If anyone wants to find more reliable canon information see Lexicanum.
...
Or wait...
Maybe this is just what THEY want us to think!

Lexicanum backs up the wiki on this, on every detail.

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This is fantastic hahaha, skull and bones in space

 
   
 
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