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2011/01/09 10:43:26
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/09 11:19:04
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Furious Fire Dragon
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2011/01/09 18:08:10
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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BUNNIES
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2011/01/09 19:13:31
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Furious Fire Dragon
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2011/01/09 23:35:29
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Morphing Obliterator
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‘Your warriors will stand down and withdraw, Curze. That is an order, not a request. (…) When this campaign is won, you and I will have words’
Rogal Dorn, just before taking the beating of his life.
from The Dark King, by Graham McNeill.
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2011/01/10 00:24:35
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/10 00:39:00
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Screaming Banshee
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Marneus (new sentence)
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2011/01/10 00:39:24
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/10 16:29:20
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Furious Fire Dragon
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Henners91 wrote:Marneus (new sentence)
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2011/01/11 03:10:24
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2011/01/11 03:15:11
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/11 03:23:12
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2011/01/11 05:08:41
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/11 05:18:25
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2011/01/11 06:05:42
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/11 09:21:30
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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2011/01/11 10:04:31
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/11 12:15:44
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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2011/01/11 13:21:15
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Screaming Banshee
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Antidisestablishmentarianism (New sentence)
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2011/01/11 13:32:48
Subject: Single-Word Story
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/11 13:32:57
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2011/01/11 23:22:55
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. |
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2011/01/12 00:46:32
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/12 13:59:21
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Furious Fire Dragon
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Death (new sentence)
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2011/01/13 00:00:17
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/13 01:15:01
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2011/01/13 03:33:20
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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(out of interest, what does your sig read?)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/13 03:37:22
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2011/01/13 06:39:03
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/13 17:17:57
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Furious Fire Dragon
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2011/01/14 02:33:51
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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2011/01/14 09:14:13
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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