Skorne Agonizer - solo

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**Ghaz**

Each agonizer embodies pain and manifests its misery as an aura afflicting those around it. This horribly abused infant titan radiates its suffering with such force that it can suck the vitality and strength from attacking warbeasts and cripple an enemy's assault before any blows are struck. Death comes as sweet relief after the continual torment these creatures endure.

Agonizers come one in a blister (PIP 74029). A player may have up to one Agonizer for every warlock in his Skorne horde.

The Skorne Agonizer solo (PIP 74029) joins Skorne hordes this October and is detailed in the pages of HORDES: Evolution, releasing in August.

Ugly in the extreme. I guess you could use it as some sort of Nurglish spawn if you really wanted to.

**Wayfarer**

They really could have done better than that. I mean really. I expect that if it could speak it would bellow out a resounding HURRRRR.

**Dice Monkey**

Yuck, they made a nude model of Rosie!

**Abadabadoobaddon**

That thing is f***ed up! This is the first Hordes mini I've actually liked. I wasss once a man... a man!

**carmachu**

Its so ugly! But then again, it should be since its a baby titian they torture....

Its that ugly its cute kinda thing....

**imthedci**

An emo chibi S&M titan?!? Umm, yeah....that model brings up conflicting feelings...

**whitedragon**

Actually, it's a tortured abused baby titan, and it looks like one I guess.

What's really disturbing is the mindset of the skorne to create and use such a beast. It makes skorne alot...creepier if you ask me.

Definetely a nice twist.

**malfred**

Skorne were creepy to begin with.

I mean, the starter box's warcaster has the official title of Master Tormentor.

**syr8766**

Yikes. That's both creepy and unappealing. No thanks.

**Toreador**

Yeah, too many bad feelings about that in look and concept. Too damn creepy, and I like some good creepy now and again.

**thegrognard**

The description kinda sounds like being married . . . .

**redstripe**

Posted By thegrognard on 06/29/2007 9:20 AM
The description kinda sounds like being married . . . .

Zing!

Not my thing. It looks like a toad with full-body herpes.

**Not_Hellfury**

Does anyone else find the reactions on the PP website funny? I am waiting for someone to complain to PETA that they are teaching people to be cruel to baby elphants.

**syr8766**

Just wait. The next warbeast will be a collection of clubbed baby seals.

**Triggerbaby**

I really wish that one of the miniature companies would at least try not to include a force of comic book villians in their force lineup. They're great when you're marketing to ten-year olds and autistic cretins who can't can't get any farther than GOOD YAY BAD BOO, but it's goddamn embarrassing for some of us non-retards.

Everything written about The Legion or Scorne* pretty much reduces to "THE BAD ELVES LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE. THEY ARE BAD ELVES."

*Also works for Dark Eldar and Dark Elves, and can work in a pinch for Cryx if you change "Elves" to "Corpses."

**Triggerbaby**

Here, I've rewritten the press release to be more sussinct. As a technical writer I'd normally be charging for this, but I like your face, Privateer Press.

The bad elves hurted this baby frogaphant. They are bad, bad elves.

Baby Frogaphants come one in a blister (PIP 74029). A player may have up to one Baby Frogaphant for every Bad Elf Wizard in his laughablely, cartoonishly evil Skorne horde .

**Acheron**

Yea, not my cup of tea. Was never a fan of nurglish looking models and could never see their appeal. Looks like a rotting zombie frog man...or an evil Taod from the Frog and Toad series of children's books. Ick.

Story concept is kinda gross too.

**Grot 6**

So thats what happened to Cobra Commander.

**Wayfarer**

I wassssss once a man.

**KnightoNi1894**

Except for the fact that this isn't for the "bad elves" (Legion). It's for the Skorne, who are an entirely different race...

Knight

**Dice Monkey**

Posted By syr8766 on 06/29/2007 11:18 AM
Just wait. The next warbeast will be a collection of clubbed baby seals.

Will they get a hamster gun for their unit attachment?

**syr8766**

Posted By KnightoNi1894 on 06/29/2007 2:09 PM

Except for the fact that this isn't for the "bad elves" (Legion). It's for the Skorne, who are an entirely different race...

Knight

No, dude. Those are the chaos evil elves who hang out with those guys who used to give the Maxx a hard time until he became a farmer. These are the nosferatu creepy evil elves who have pointed hats and ride battle-cat.

Gawd. You'd think you'd know the difference. I mean, come on.

**Agamemnon2**

That's heinously ugly sculpt. Essentially a grey blob with some lesions and sores on it. I'd be embarrassed putting that in a display cabinet next to the other Titans.

**The Power Cosmic**

See this and other LOL funny beasts at LOLskornz.com

**Zubbiefish**

At least you all get it.