2000points of 'em. Dis is a fun list coz Warboss Rokkard likes to have fun. An anyone who sez it aint got enuff lootaz is a stinkin grot. We also as nobz everywhere coz we are da best orks.
Warboss Rokkard. He has a klaw, a shoota and a hungry squig so he is very choppy. He rides a cyboar named bike, hur hur. It counts as cyber for im too. he also has a bosspole, it doesnt matter that he hasnt got a unit, he gets a bosspole anyway, cos he is da boss - no arguing gottit. Price: More points (approx 150)
BigMek Skunkwerk. He has dis eavy armour with a generator fingy on his back, and he has a burna for welding and toasting humies. He is so fixy he makes daDeffDread feel like one of da boyz. Price: Some points (approx 100)
Nobwagon Mob. Three meganobz riding on a custom battlewagon. Ba Nobwagon has a deffrolla armour plates a harpoon for catching pansywagons and four big shootas. It has lots a grots for fixing fings. Price: Some points for ba nobs, more points for da wagon.
Lootas. Six of em, dey cant have a nob though. Price: Some points.
Horde of Boyz. Led by a nob with a bosspole and a big choppa. Three of dem have big shootas. Dey hang out with da lootas up back and shoot a lot. Price: Lotsa points (approx 200)
More Boyz. Two mobs of twelve boyz with choppas, each led by a nob with klaw an' a bosspole. Sumtimes dey like hiding in da tanks coz dey are too lazy to a walk! Price: Some points each.
Deffdread. He is in with da ladz coz of Bigmek Skunkwerk. He has two choppy bits and a big shoota and a skorcha. He cant miss wiv da skorcha. He also gets armour plates. Price Some points.
Stormboyz. Twelve of em, with a nob with a klaw and a bosspole. We like bosspoles wiv moons on em, we like em everywhere. Dis nob might get a big yella gob coz a pole is too flappy on a rokkit pack. Bad Moon boyz are so tuff we can wear yella and still look 'ard. Price: Lotsa points.
Deffkoptas. Four basic ones wiv bigshootas everywhere, dey are not nobz so dey dont get upgrades. First dey grow sum more teef, den dey get blastas an stuff. Price: More points
Killa Kans. three of em, two have rokkits, one got a blasta somehow after soddit burned his 'ands off, hur hur. Price: more points.
Two Looted Russ. Da Wuss tank of da humies. First we crunch em, dem we scoop out all da humies den we make em orky. Dey are like battlewagons with killcannon and three big shootas and an 'ard case. Tho we might not have a shoota at frunt, so we can have a harpoon instead. Da slugga modz like to hang out inside, tho' sometimes dey have ta walk. Price Lotsa points each.
1998 points.
Right ya grots, tell us wot ya got and what we should take from ya. Is dis list 'ard enuff.
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