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Made in us
Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot






This is NOT a joke. I just saw an ad for this on TV...

iPee




Ghidorah

   
Made in gb
Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

Why couldn't they have just called it I. P. Freely and gotten it over with.

I cant decide whether its awesome or just plain wrong, and also its not like men need it lets be honest.

When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.

 
   
Made in za
Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

LOL.

What would have make it better is if it recycled your bodily waste into drinking water.That would be awesome.(damn sarcasm doesn't translate well from my thoughts to the interwebs.)

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

In Japan there is a product which solidifies your pee into a jelly.


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
The Last Chancer Who Survived





Norristown, PA

They should make their marketing tagline be "Wherever you go, iPee." or the otehr way around? "iPee wherever you go"

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Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





London, England

Oh get over it. What are you, 6?

sA

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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th

"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth

Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Hey guys, it's a "green" product!

That's a really important attribute for the bottles you piss in.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Whatever happened to squatting behind a bush? You can't get any more "green" than that.

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
Made in us
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







we already have those.
there called gatorade bottles

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
Made in us
Stealthy Space Wolves Scout





Raleigh, NC

Yep. Use to use empty gatorade bottles when on convoys in the military. Bit harder for a woman to use a bottle while in a moving vehicle though. Don't think this contraption would make it any easier on a woman in the same situation.
   
Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





London, England

Gatorade/Lucozade bottles are staple needs in any sort of vehicle. It's harder in a rowing boat, though.

sA

My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th

"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth

Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Ghidorah wrote:This is NOT a joke. I just saw an ad for this on TV...

iPee




Ghidorah


That's nothing, check this out



Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

God Of Yams wrote:
Ghidorah wrote:This is NOT a joke. I just saw an ad for this on TV...

iPee




Ghidorah


That's nothing, check this out



This is how the whole three shells thing is going to start isn't it!?!


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
 
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