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2009/08/16 13:21:35
Subject: Enhanced Interrogating a Dog with Tom "Moof" Davies
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Livestock: tom i'm going to waterboard a dog
Moof: DO NOT WATERBOARD THAT DOG
Livestock: I'M GOING TO WATERBOARD A DOG TOM
Moof: josh
Moof: JOSH
Moof: DO NOT
Livestock: TOM THE TOWEL IS OVER THE DOG'S HEAD
Livestock: I'VE GOT HIS WATER BOWL
Moof: JOSH STOP
Moof: STOP WATERBOARDING THAT DOG
Livestock: I AM POURING THE WATER BOWL ON THE DOG'S HEAD
Moof: STOP IT RIGHT NOW
Livestock: TOM HE IS REVEALING SECRETS
Livestock: BONES BURIED
Livestock: IN THE
Livestock: BACK
Livestock: YARD
Livestock: GUILTY
Livestock: HE IS GUILTY
Moof: NO JOSH
Livestock: tom justice is served
Moof: josh
Moof: you are going to jail for this
Livestock: tom i am using advanced interrogation techniques on an otter
Moof: jsoh what kind of techniques...
Moof: josh do you mean TORTURE
Livestock: tom i am simply going to electrocute it slowly
Moof: NO JOSH
Moof: DO NOT ELECTROCUTE THAT OTTER
Livestock: TOM IT IS FOR AMERICA
Moof: NO JOSH
Moof: NOOOO
Livestock: justice is served
Moof: you're a fool
Moof: YOU'RE A FOOL
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2009/08/16 13:23:32
Subject: Enhanced Interrogating a Dog with Tom "Moof" Davies
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Killer Klaivex
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Que?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/18 06:47:24
Subject: Enhanced Interrogating a Dog with Tom "Moof" Davies
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/18 06:49:41
Subject: Enhanced Interrogating a Dog with Tom "Moof" Davies
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Presumably waterboarding would be ineffective against the otter.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/08/18 06:52:53
Subject: Re:Enhanced Interrogating a Dog with Tom "Moof" Davies
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Fixture of Dakka
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haha... Where is this from?
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2009/08/18 07:04:29
Subject: Enhanced Interrogating a Dog with Tom "Moof" Davies
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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What in the... hey that is pretty funny  .
Read it twice and start to think about it... then, and only then does it get funny... that happens to be the core of the real funny here.
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