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In 15 hours when a guardsman is eviscerated by a mad dok and another begins shooting at the general area of the mad dok. While doing so, said eviscerated guardsman jumps on the mad dok's back and reveals grenade pins on each of his fingers.

Also the story of Nork Deddog killing a warboss by headbutting him is rather enjoyable.

That Nork fluff was epic. How does a headbutt be 'extremely violent' though? Did it make the Warboss' head explode?


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Cheese Elemental wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:
2)Vindicare Assassin and Farseer fall in love (did the farseer see THAT coming?)

That fanfic was a pile of bull. It competely ignored all fluff concerning assassins.

Imperial Assassins are blank slates, completely devoid of any compassion. They've grown up in total isolation and live only to kill people.

That story was even worse than C.S. Goto's stuff. And his books are really bad.

Cry some more, it was meant as a joke.
The story is called "Love can bloom" or something, which is a MGS reference. The ENTIRE story is filled with in-jokes.
Do you heckle comedians too?

One does not write a story more than a dozen pages long for a joke.

Cheese Elemental wrote:That Nork fluff was epic. How does a headbutt be 'extremely violent' though? Did it make the Warboss' head explode?


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Cheese Elemental wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:
2)Vindicare Assassin and Farseer fall in love (did the farseer see THAT coming?)

That fanfic was a pile of bull. It competely ignored all fluff concerning assassins.

Imperial Assassins are blank slates, completely devoid of any compassion. They've grown up in total isolation and live only to kill people.

That story was even worse than C.S. Goto's stuff. And his books are really bad.

Cry some more, it was meant as a joke.
The story is called "Love can bloom" or something, which is a MGS reference. The ENTIRE story is filled with in-jokes.
Do you heckle comedians too?

One does not write a story more than a dozen pages long for a joke.

1. Drive your head into your opponents nose as hard as you can,this is an "extreamly violent" headbut.
2. Ever read "Bad Omens" it's alot longer than a dozen pages.

The Revelator wrote:
Do you heckle comedians too?

When they suck, especially so. It's a rite of passage for a comedian to learn how to deal with hecklers.
If a comedian can't handle a heckler, he shouldn't be onstage.

I also think that "LCB" was a steaming pile. (that pretty much sums up my opinion of 4chan as well, though).

The small fluff pieces punctuating the eldar background in WD127 (where it details what is going through the minds of the various eldar characters in battle, and of the disassociation they go through in order to function in battle.).

chromedog wrote:

The Revelator wrote:
Do you heckle comedians too?

When they suck, especially so. It's a rite of passage for a comedian to learn how to deal with hecklers.
If a comedian can't handle a heckler, he shouldn't be onstage.

I also think that "LCB" was a steaming pile. (that pretty much sums up my opinion of 4chan as well, though).

The small fluff pieces punctuating the eldar background in WD127 (where it details what is going through the minds of the various eldar characters in battle, and of the disassociation they go through in order to function in battle.).

Watch Heckler, a film by Jamie Kennedy. It will change your perspective. Being a comedian is like being an athlete or an actor, if you can't do it STFU. If you arn't trained to recognize what does and doesn't have comedic merit at an institute that trains you to do that, again STFU.

1. Gaunts Ghosts, when Mkoll out stealths and kills that dark eldar mandrake or whatever it was.
2. When Mkoll climbs up a mountain after surviving a plane crash and single handedly kills the chaos lord and his retinue with a huge explosion after dropping the most badass lines ever.
3. Pretty much everything ever writting about Mkoll.

Necropolis is the best book in the GG serious by far.
Eisenhorn is great too.

That bit in one of the chaos dexs where Kharn kills that squad of beserkers.

My Favourite piece of fluff? The story of the Black and White Space Marine on the Black And White Bike.

A short story I read in an old WD about an IG troop who decided to join the Tau and then sent a message to the imperium. They later nuked the whole planet after finding out where it was. lol =P

My favorite would probably be in Storm of Iron (AWESOME book read it,all about Iron warriors!!!)
when Forrix,a Champion of the Warsmith,destroys a warhound titan and then hears a whine....he looks and finds himself lookin down tha massive barrel of a Mega Plasma Cannon on the side of a warlord Titan............

VAPORIZED!!!!!

can someone tell me what the story is with the assasin and lady and the eversor assasin and space amrine and all that craziness? it sounds like a lol

ghosty wrote:can someone tell me what the story is with the assasin and lady and the eversor assasin and space amrine and all that craziness? it sounds like a lol

It is called "Love Can Bloom" and is more Slashfic than anything else.

oooh! i like warrior brood anyone else read it? the bit when the chaplain and librarian who seem to hate each other, die back to back againt a hive tyrant and a swarm of zoanthropes....yes, a swarm of zoanthropes. they take them all out aswell its great!


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oh so that comic strippy bit is a joke? ohh and btw, the librariun and the chaplain die....at a guess...i mean, can space marines survive having a bunker fall on them and then having an exterminatus ray thingy dropped on them after? maybe i should open a new topic "how badly can a space amrine be knocked about WITHOUT dying?"


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score im a lowley gaunt! (sorry only just noticed)