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[Post New] 2011/04/02 08:10:22
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Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller





Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

TECH-PRIEST!
40k 7th Edition Record
11 Games played
5 Games Won 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 08:30:07
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Made in se
Fresh-Faced New User




Practically any sentence about librarians.

I've never encountered such a bad-ass take on this humble occupation elsewhere.
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 09:08:10
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Made in gb
Sneaky Sniper Drone





"monkey's with weapon fingers"
 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 09:44:00
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Made in nz
Major




Middle Earth

this unit has 3 warriors, a crusader and a monkey
We're watching you... scum. 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 10:13:48
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Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Cornwall UK

"My attack penetrated the rear, and it exploded all over my nob."

I will never utter a sentence like that here again...
Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.

I may never finish an army in my life. 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 10:20:12
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Made in gb
Horrific Howling Banshee






"Lascannon to the face!"
Eldar -3k
Angels of Deliverance -2k

Everyone check this out it's really cool:
http://www.blludog.com/ 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 10:47:58
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Made in gb
Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer





Bristol, Uk

That's a lot of witches to get through in one night.

All praise the Omnissiah! 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 10:52:53
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Made in gb
Kovnik




Bristol

'I tried bubbling wrapping the nobz, but I guess it just wasn't enough protection...'
Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.

ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.

Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 12:27:03
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Made in it
Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator





milktoast wrote:Practically any sentence about librarians.

I've never encountered such a bad-ass take on this humble occupation elsewhere.

this is fun because in the library in my town, the librarian is a guy that has been playing wh40k since the rogue trader days And I did make a remark like yours to him once He's actually an eldar fan though
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 13:57:30
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Made in de
Decrepit Dakkanaut







ZeroSamurai wrote:"monkey's with weapon fingers"

EmilCrane wrote:this unit has 3 warriors, a crusader and a monkey

Those two are off topic, as they don't make sense in 40k either
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If you want to understand the concept of the "Greater Good", read this article, and you never again call Tau commies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utilitarianism 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 14:25:16
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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon





"Be careful. They have two librarians and ten guys with hammers."
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 14:27:33
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Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






I'd throw a Warptime DP in there for added armor penetration

Yeah, well my hexatrix has a phantasm and an agoniser, so they don't get any charge attacks

Anything,really


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milktoast wrote:Practically any sentence about librarians.

I've never encountered such a bad-ass take on this humble occupation elsewhere.


Yeah, totally

My terminator librarian is using his force weapon=



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If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 19:13:24
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Screaming Shining Spear




Pittsburgh, PA

"My Harlequins kill you with their kisses."
Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans!
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ 
   
[Post New] 2011/04/02 19:35:42
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Made in us
Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control





Denver

"I love playing with nobs"

and

"I love Boyz"

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