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2011/04/25 16:47:10
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
And TNG was actually mostly about Deanna Troi getting headaches and Will Riker cheese-grinning anything with a quim that came aboard. Q was cool as hell though.
You forgot Michael Dorn, Son of Mogh, who never missed an opportunity to be brooding.
Or the punk kid with daddy issues who always managed to save the ship when no one else could. I hate the Weasly Crusher episodes...
And TNG was actually mostly about Deanna Troi getting headaches and Will Riker cheese-grinning anything with a quim that came aboard. Q was cool as hell though.
You forgot Michael Dorn, Son of Mogh, who never missed an opportunity to be brooding.
Or the punk kid with daddy issues who always managed to save the ship when no one else could. I hate the Weasly Crusher episodes...
I've been watching some TNG recently on BBC America and have been annoyed at how Worf was the episodic whipping boy and the one who had to learn the morality lesson each week, also he lost far too many fights. The constant highlighting of the inferiority of various alien mindsets, like the stupidity of the klingons and 'ohhh worf, you are silly!' bits where he bristles whilst the stevie wonder of engineering and that copper haired harpy of a doctor chastise him for his cultural ineptitude really grates.
CrusherChild was highly annoying, Whhhhill Whhhhheaton did grow up to be a very cool nerd however.
2011/04/25 16:52:10
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
And TNG was actually mostly about Deanna Troi getting headaches and Will Riker cheese-grinning anything with a quim that came aboard. Q was cool as hell though.
You forgot Michael Dorn, Son of Mogh, who never missed an opportunity to be brooding.
Or the punk kid with daddy issues who always managed to save the ship when no one else could. I hate the Weasly Crusher episodes...
We all do. If there could have ever been a Star Trek / Dark Eldar crossover, Crusher should have been the one captured by the homunculi.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2018/02/02 16:57:34
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
How about worfs poor love life, You know the one where every chick he ever had dies, and he is supposed to hook up with the counselor in the future. But #1 says F the future and rapes the time line. Or the fact that they are shocked by a Data clone in a movie when they already had to deal with one in the tv show. At least Kirk and Sisco were willing to get their hands dirty.
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
2011/04/25 16:59:58
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
Didn't really mind Riker, but looking back, most of the TNG cast were pretty odd at various points. I always like Piccard though, just because Shatner was a horrible actor for television. Apparently he's pretty good at theater.
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sexiest_hero wrote:At least Kirk and Sisco were willing to get their hands dirty.
The Sisko beats up omnipotent beings...
lol. The 90 year old with brittle bones never hit me... Wait a minute... How many fights did Piccard win despite being older than some of the Admirals in that series...
Picard had a robot heart. Because unlike the other two captains he failed at knife fighting.
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
2011/04/25 17:15:33
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
Yep know how many groups of space scum did Kirk beat up, and how many times was he stabbed in the heart?
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
2011/04/25 17:25:40
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
MeanGreenStompa wrote:He was fighting 3 norscans and they pulled a blade because they were losing...
Excuses are like donkey-caves, everybody got one.
*Old Picard would have quoted Shakespeare. All would have been in awe of "the voice." Fight over.
*Sisco would have glared and won, no problem. He might have actually bit an ear off and kept it as a trophy. My kind of mean. *Kirk would have won with a few double fist punches and Kirk tosses, and then banged their hot sisters.
*Sheridan (B5) would have formed an interstellar alliance, solved an epic mystery of the universe, and kicked ass.
*Sinclair (B5) would have had memories of past events and then shot the place up singlehandedly, because he's sorta suicidal.
*Mal would have waived his six gun around, said some kewl lines, and somehow had Serenity escape, only being shot once.
*Adama would have glared A LOT, launched all vipers and nuked the muthers. Then he would have banged the President and discovered Earth. And then nuked it.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/04/26 03:55:51
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
MeanGreenStompa wrote:He was fighting 3 norscans and they pulled a blade because they were losing...
Excuses are like donkey-caves, everybody got one.
*Old Picard would have quoted Shakespeare. All would have been in awe of "the voice." Fight over.
*Sisco would have glared and won, no problem. He might have actually bit an ear off and kept it as a trophy. My kind of mean. *Kirk would have won with a few double fist punches and Kirk tosses, and then banged their hot sisters.
*Sheridan (B5) would have formed an interstellar alliance, solved an epic mystery of the universe, and kicked ass.
*Sinclair (B5) would have had memories of past events and then shot the place up singlehandedly, because he's sorta suicidal.
*Mal would have waived his six gun around, said some kewl lines, and somehow had Serenity escape, only being shot once.
*Adama would have glared A LOT, launched all vipers and nuked the muthers. Then he would have banged the President and discovered Earth. And then nuked it.
And young Johnny Crighton would have unleashed the black hole weapon on the entire fleets of the scarrans and peacekeepers whilst laughing maniacally in scorpious's face and telling everyone in the galaxy to frell themselves if they mess with his woman.
And Old Man Macgyver would have shot up some parasitical egyptian themed alien nasties with a sweet upgraded P90 whilst muttering something deadpan and getting that big fella with the eyeliner to do the 'indeed' thing.
2011/04/26 05:13:46
Subject: What have the Tea Party and the Church of Satan got in common? Answer: the sinister Ayn Rand
And TNG was actually mostly about Deanna Troi getting headaches and Will Riker cheese-grinning anything with a quim that came aboard. Q was cool as hell though.
You forgot Michael Dorn, Son of Mogh, who never missed an opportunity to be brooding.
Or the punk kid with daddy issues who always managed to save the ship when no one else could. I hate the Weasly Crusher episodes...
I've been watching some TNG recently on BBC America and have been annoyed at how Worf was the episodic whipping boy and the one who had to learn the morality lesson each week, also he lost far too many fights.
