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Avatar 720 wrote:
They taste like unwashed briefs.


Cooked wrong, yeah, they do.

The mushrooms, not the briefs.

I don't think you can cook briefs 'wrong.'

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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I'll eat damn near anything except pickles, tomatoes, and olives (both black and green).

And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer"
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Appels and potatoes
   
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Portland, OR by way of WI

pig is my favorite fruit or vegetable



but really I like all fruit blended into a smoothie

I like spinach, but raw, not cooked or blanched



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Bacon

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Portland, OR by way of WI

Frazzled wrote:Bacon


also know as the anti vegetarian, aka vegan slayer and so on


bacon is a gateway meat. most every veggie I know that has converted started with bacon. I dated a veggie once that would cook me bacon every morning just to smell it, I think she ate some too.


it is by far the greatest thing that can ever come in contact with your mouth.


pork belly may be God's flesh for all I know

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I think it was the Polynesians that originally called man "long pig." Just putting that out there, in case you're trapped in a blizzard or the light turns red in front of you...

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"We have successfully amputated your leg."
"Awesome... can I keep it?"
"Why?"
"Manbacon."

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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Fruit: Tomatoe

Vegetable: Tomatoe?

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Slarg232 wrote:Fruit: Tomatoe

Vegetable: Tomatoe?


Depends. Biologically (botanically?), it's a fruit.

But chefs consider is a vegetable for the purposes of their strange culinary mathematics.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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What's a 'tomatoe'?

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Avatar 720 wrote:What's a 'tomatoe'?



Yeah, sounds like some kind of foot condition.


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Yeah, your feet end up smelling kind of ripe.

Hey-oo!

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Would it be like Athelete's Foot, only instead of developing fungus, tomatoes start growing on your feet?

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Spitsbergen

Nerivant wrote:Yeah, your feet end up smelling kind of ripe.

Hey-oo!



Yeah, the stench can be quite pungent.
   
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rubiksnoob wrote:
Nerivant wrote:Yeah, your feet end up smelling kind of ripe.

Hey-oo!



Yeah, the stench can be quite pungent.


That information came down the vine to me, too.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Spitsbergen

Nerivant wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:
Nerivant wrote:Yeah, your feet end up smelling kind of ripe.

Hey-oo!



Yeah, the stench can be quite pungent.


That information came down the vine to me, too.



I love puns, but honestly, this is too much. I've had my chlorophyll.
   
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I can't keep doing this.

Not on my celery, at least.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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It's crunch time, lettuce see what you're gunna do.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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How'd you find out about crunch time?

Is someone leeking you information?

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Some conversations I have are peppered with hints.

However, I will say no more about the matter, that's shallot.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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I will escape this maize of a conversation and cress the hill of understanding.

Also, I move to the beet of my own drum.

The sound of drums.

Ba-dum.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Spitsbergen

It's really hard to keep currant with this thread when you guys post so often.
   
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Yeah, it really shoots ahead.

Lettuce leaf it at that.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Spitsbergen

Nerivant wrote:Yeah, it really shoots ahead.

Lettuce leaf it at that.



Aye, best nip it in the bud.
   
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Though, our problem really stems from not being able to find the root of it.
We should have squashed the seeds when we got the chance.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Romaine calm everyone. This is a really weird turnip events.

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Yeah, I kumquat.

(I just wanted an excuse to use that fruit in a sentence, something you don't often get to do nowadays).

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Avatar 720 wrote:Yeah, I kumquat.

(I just wanted an excuse to use that fruit in a sentence, something you don't often get to do nowadays).


However it can kumquat naturally if you let it.

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