Xendarc wrote:Lets tickle some funny-bones, who here has or knows any great WH40k jokes?
This is one I grabbed from tumblr. It gave me a bit of a laugh

Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch and Nurgle are sitting together at a bar. After a few drinks Khorne turns to the others and says:
“You know, I think I might be the angriest being in the universe. I should apply for the Guinness Book of World Records.”
“That’s not a bad idea,” replies Tzeentch, “I too might apply as I am clearly the most devious being in the universe!”
“Me too,” says Slaanesh, “I’m obviously the most perverse being in the universe.”
“And I’m probably the most repulsive being in the universe,” adds Nurgle.
And so they agree on it and the following day head off to be judged for the Guinness Book of World Records.
Khorne finishs up first and greets the crowd gathered outside with a triumpant roar.
“It’s true! I truly am the angriest being in the universe!”
Tzeentch follows soon after, smirking callously.
“As was predicted, I am undoubtably the most devious being in the universe.”
A few hours later Nurgle strolls proudly towards them gurgling.
“I was right. I am the most repulsive being in the universe!”
The three wait for Slaanesh to return and after a time he finally emerges with a foul expression on his face.
“How did it go, Slaanesh?” ask the three.
“Who the hell is Katie Price?!” he cries.