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Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
One issue seems to be our site is sometimes besieged by Robot Pirates! They seek to loot our carefully curated and generated content to feet the belly of Abominable Intelligence!

Now is the time for all MEN to stand up! Will we allow The Machine to deny us our favorite website or will we raise our fists and strike back!


I’m not raising my fists to robot overlords. They’re made of metal, so that’d hurt loads.

I am however a cackhand with a rusty screwdriver. I can reach the parts that really shouldn’t be reached by anyone.

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:


I am however a cackhand with a rusty screwdriver. I can reach the parts that really shouldn’t be reached by anyone.


So you're saying you're going to be a robot stripper!?

A Blog in Miniature

3D Printing, hobbying and model fun! 
   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Dakka's a bit slow for me this evening as well. Maybe Lego should try kicking the server? Percussive maintenance sometimes works best after all.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 25 | Current main painting project: Kruleboyz Spearhead
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





The Wastes of Krieg

Yeah, for most of the day I couldn’t even connect to the site because it was so slow
   
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

Younger me rather thought that the robot pirates of the year 2024 would be more impressive looking

 
   
Made in si
Foxy Wildborne







Still impossibly slow, did someone put a crypto miner on the server?

Posters on ignore list: 36

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Made in pl
Dominating Dominatrix





Today, at first it was not loading at all, later slow motion like on Rebel Moon.
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Better today, but patches of slowness.

   
Made in au
Longtime Dakkanaut




Been able to log in again yay, but been so bad for hours it seems.
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

It's like molasses for me right now. Must be a pretty serious DDOS attack or something

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 25 | Current main painting project: Kruleboyz Spearhead
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
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[MOD]
Making Stuff






Under the couch

 ZergSmasher wrote:
Must be a pretty serious DDOS attack or something

Not an attack, just an ongoing issue with the site being scraped by bots, chewing up resources. Lego has given the server a kick again, but the bot wave will sometimes come and go for a bit.

 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





The Wastes of Krieg

Yeah, I unfortunately had another day of connecting at a snail’s pace
   
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch






Southern New Hampshire

I just noticed this at the bottom of the main page:

"Most users ever online was 966,972 on Sun, Apr/28/2024 07:27:16 PM"

That can't be helpful.

She/Her

"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln

Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.


DR:80S++G++M--B+IPwhfb01#+D+++A+++/fWD258R++T(D)DM+++
 
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight

Yeah, when the bots come, they descend upon us like a horde, which will cause the site to grind to a halt and down it.

Part of me wants to say though.. seriously, just a few thousands shy of a million, bring more next time, if you are going to shut us down, might as well make it worthwhile!



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

We must have had another attack last night (local time), as I could not access Dakka at all.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 25 | Current main painting project: Kruleboyz Spearhead
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Weird issue today. Can't access on wired connection but swapping to wifi and no issues.
   
Made in gb
[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






London, UK

I think that is probably on your end, we are showing 100% uptime on all monitoring devices for the past 24 hours.

Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
 
   
Made in pl
Dominating Dominatrix





Today dakka was down for me until now.
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

same here, i imagine Lego was hard at work feeding the machines

 
   
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

It was down last night but Lego was able to reboot

 
   
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[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






London, UK

Died the moment I boarded an 11 hour flight

Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
 
   
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

 legoburner wrote:
Sorry, forgot to respond in here - that was maintenance and upgrades. There was a little bit today too.


The site does seem to load faster for me.

   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

 legoburner wrote:
Died the moment I boarded an 11 hour flight

It's learning...
   
Made in in
[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

 legoburner wrote:
Died the moment I boarded an 11 hour flight


Light weight. 15 hour flights are where it's at.

 
   
Made in gb
[MOD]
Villanous Scum







Amateurs, try 23+

On parle toujours mal quand on n'a rien à dire. 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Yeah I couldn't get on last night at all. Another bot attack or some kind of DDOS thing?

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 25 | Current main painting project: Kruleboyz Spearhead
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
 
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