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**Frazzled**

Remember the new phrase that pays "Models and Bottles"

**Kilkrazy**

Sadly, that is what the great majority of traders are about in the computer age.

Plus a few fat thumbs.

**Frazzled**

"Do you want to have a functioning liver when you're 40?"

Classic.

**Kilkrazy**

Do you get "The Two Ronnies" on cable in the USA?

**Chongara**

To be fair, being 40 is a far bigger problem than not having a functioning liver.

**Frazzled**

Kilkrazy wrote:Do you get "The Two Ronnies" on cable in the USA?

no

**Kilkrazy**

Hmm. Convergent evolution.

"And now for something completely different" was one of their catch-phrases.

**Frazzled**

Didn't Monty Python also use it?

**Kilkrazy**

Yeah, could be. It's all a blur to me now.

Thankfully.

**Ahtman**

**ComputerGeek01**

Staring at a wall of computer screens... Sitting at a desk until I waste away... I'm a sysadmin and do this on a daily basis and my balls are on the line mostly because other peoples stupid actions. Where the heck is my stock trader salaery and bailout money?

**Ahtman**

ComputerGeek01 wrote:Staring at a wall of computer screens... Sitting at a desk until I waste away... I'm a sysadmin and do this on a daily basis and my balls are on the line mostly because other peoples stupid actions. Where the heck is my stock trader salaery and bailout money?

You aren't really hurting anyone or destroying peoples life savings, so you get nothing.

**Happygrunt**

What did I just watch?

**warpcrafter**

Chongara wrote:To be fair, being 40 is a far bigger problem than not having a functioning liver.

Young punks like you are the reason I'm not nice to people anymore.

**Frazzled**

warpcrafter wrote:
Chongara wrote:To be fair, being 40 is a far bigger problem than not having a functioning liver.

Young punks like you are the reason I'm not nice to people anymore.

Don't worry, just wait until they see the massive amount of debt we're leaving them. heh heh heh

**Albatross**

Ahtman wrote:
ComputerGeek01 wrote:Staring at a wall of computer screens... Sitting at a desk until I waste away... I'm a sysadmin and do this on a daily basis and my balls are on the line mostly because other peoples stupid actions. Where the heck is my stock trader salaery and bailout money?

You aren't really hurting anyone or destroying peoples life savings, so you get nothing.

This puts me in mind of Willy Wonka...

**Frazzled**

**Ahtman**

**Goliath**

Theres another one of those about the difference between an HTC phone and an iPhone 4

"It grants you three wishes, even if one of those is for an iPhone 4"
"I don't care, give me the one with the most 3Gs"

also, shouldn't this have a NSFW tag?