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**Guardsmen Bob**

heretical testicles

**alabamaheretic**

prayed to

**snurl**

the Emperor

**Pyeatt**

who ignored

**snurl**

his pleas

**alabamaheretic**

so he

**snurl**

just amputated

**ahzek**

The entire

**alabamaheretic**

horrors from

**Pyeatt**

his legs.

**ahzek**

Picking up

**Guardsmen Bob**

a flamethrower

**snurl**

Guardsman Bob

**alabamaheretic**

decided to

**ahzek**

Eviscerate all

**snurl**

tainted flesh

**alabamaheretic**

from his

**snurl**

infected body.

**alabamaheretic**

Try as

**snurl**

he would,

**alabamaheretic**

nothing seemed

**snurl**

to work

**alabamaheretic**

but he

**snurl**

tenaciously kept

**Guardsmen Bob**

crisping his

**snurl**

burning appendages

**alabamaheretic**

but alas

**Guardsmen Bob**

his awesome

**snurl**

efforts failed.

**Guardsmen Bob**

We will