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2011/04/26 19:50:14
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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So, question is, when I find this guy, do I point and laugh, or offer him a pint?
Decisions decisions!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-13198766
Chances are I know him.
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2011/04/26 19:52:48
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He is no ninja, he has made his presence known to the public.
Such insubordiantion cannot be tolerated.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/04/26 19:56:59
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Unless he's a stooge Ninja, allowing for all related ninja goings on to be rationally explained away?
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2011/04/26 19:57:17
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Nigel Stillman
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Can you spot the ninja in this picture?
Hint: he is wearing black.
Its a bit silly I have to say.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/26 19:57:43
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2011/04/26 19:57:37
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He should have 'asked a ninja' before he went out ninja'ing in public, I doubt my hero 'ask a ninja' would be pleased that this man is taking the Ninja name public, all that should document his passing among the streets should be the smears of criminals left behind and the slight smell of awesomeness!
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2011/04/26 20:08:16
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:Can you spot the ninja in this picture?
Hint: he is wearing black.
Its a bit silly I have to say.
Right now, I am sat no more than 5 seconds from that locale, outside the Pasty shop hijacking their interwebs.
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2011/04/26 20:13:06
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Been Around the Block
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i think you should buy him a beer its about time some one stood up an done somthing about the crime in there area i just hope he dont get shot by taking on more than he can hadle leaveing the big crimes to the cops
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2011/04/26 20:16:02
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Dear oh dear, it seems those RL Hero types they have in the states have made it over here, too.
Oh well, he seems harmless enough.
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2011/04/26 20:16:31
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Dude, it's Royal Tunbridge Wells...crime is pretty much non-existent round here. Seriously, it's hardly an inner city gak hole. I mean, Royal Tunbridge Wells, Tory Stronghold, jewel in the Garden of England....
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2011/04/26 20:48:58
Subject: Re:A Ninja in my town?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Hey least he is doing somethin good for people even if he is doing it in a posh area. Dude buy him a beer.
Id like to see some one do that kind of thing in my home town, i think the "ninja of chorley runs away from all crime" is what would happen, actually no you have to be a bit ninja to get around on a friday night lol.
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2011/04/26 20:57:51
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought
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fatrhertime13 wrote:i think you should buy him a beer its about time some one stood up an done somthing about the crime in there area i just hope he dont get shot by taking on more than he can hadle leaveing the big crimes to the cops
gloomygrim wrote:
Hey least he is doing somethin good for people even if he is doing it in a posh area. Dude buy him a beer.
Id like to see some one do that kind of thing in my home town, i think the "ninja of chorley runs away from all crime" is what would happen, actually no you have to be a bit ninja to get around on a friday night lol.
Hear Hear!
its definitely nice to see people doing good.
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2011/04/26 21:55:15
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Clearly been watching Kick Ass and missed the part where the title character gets knifed in the stomach and then run over by car at his first attempt fighting crime.
I was born in Royal Tunbridge Wells and pleased to hear that it hasn't really become the Brixton of the Home Counties. I plan to move back one day when I stop being poor.
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2011/04/26 22:06:42
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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I think this guys onto something. There is room in the prime time line up for Ninja Watch: The Neighborhood Ninja
I'd totally join the Neighborhood watch if we got to dress like ninja's. Just because I can laugh at myself and no one will ever know it was me ;D
Clearly been watching Kick Ass and missed the part where the title character gets knifed in the stomach and then run over by car at his first attempt fighting crime.
One of the best moments of movie magic, evah!
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2011/04/26 22:11:06
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:Can you spot the ninja in this picture?
Hint: he is wearing black.
Its a bit silly I have to say.
That's not a real Ninja. All of these guys are 
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2011/04/26 22:47:09
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
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If he tried this in London, he'd have his head bricked in within an hour.
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2011/04/26 23:32:17
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ketara wrote:If he tried this in London, he'd have his head bricked in within an hour.
If he tried it in Briz he'd have his drink spiked and wake up in Easton with a chav girlfriend, coldsore, baseball cap, pockets full of 'meow meow' and three kids named after locations in the US.
Arite mebaber!
And then he'd be cut into tiny pieces by either yardies, somalis or the albanian mafia.
Cheerio!
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2011/04/27 00:39:57
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Not a real ninja, but he's doing nice things. Buy him a pint and tell him to work on his preferred karate/ninja-thingy attack style.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/04/27 01:03:18
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Ketara wrote:If he tried this in London, he'd have his head bricked in within an hour.
If he tried it in Briz he'd have his drink spiked and wake up in Easton with a chav girlfriend, coldsore, baseball cap, pockets full of 'meow meow' and three kids named after locations in the US.
Arite mebaber!
And then he'd be cut into tiny pieces by either yardies, somalis or the albanian mafia.
Cheerio!
Is that a fair social commentary of your local area?
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We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/04/27 01:08:13
Subject: Re:A Ninja in my town?
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Veteran ORC
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You know, I'm a hero in my town. I protect them from Cattle Wranglers.
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2011/04/27 05:25:28
Subject: A Ninja in my town?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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2011/04/27 05:40:53
Subject: Re:A Ninja in my town?
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Fighter Ace
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Edit, my first message was harsh, but now that I think of it, I wouldn't mind buying a jutte and bringing some violent justice myself, Shinsengumi style!
Second edit was because I spelled edit wrong... 
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