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2010/12/04 12:52:24
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Argos and the salamanders leave the necrons and reach the energy reading. Your marines dig to fing the energy reading and find The Unbound Flame! This is a spatial flamethrower that can go in any direction for as long as it is fed power in the form of promethite crystals. The tau securing the area gaze in amazement at the new artefact.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/12/04 16:33:32
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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His position remains inviolate. Rasmus orders the techmarines in his squad to find out why the necrons avoided their defenses. He tried to contct the impromptu tau allies to get their location and prepared to redeploy
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/12/04 20:25:58
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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"Undivided assit Syraths glory in destroying the Loyalist scum!"
"Do you accepet?"
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2010/12/05 01:37:08
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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I make a recommendation that all battle suits are equipped with fusion blasters, these weapons are strong enough to melt the necrons so they won’t be able to resurrect. X)
I also look at the new artefact. Do we want to take it before the sm confiscate it because of its lack of machine god stuff or something?
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2010/12/05 03:07:47
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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yeah lets see if we can attach it to a battlesuit. but any way i think we ready with the marines and prepare for a fullout assault on the crons to get rid of them.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/05 03:13:32
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I accept for the glory of Chaos. (I was already doing that earlier, this is to make it formal)
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2010/12/05 09:59:26
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Ledabot wrote:I make a recommendation that all battle suits are equipped with fusion blasters, these weapons are strong enough to melt the necrons so they won’t be able to resurrect. X)
I also look at the new artefact. Do we want to take it before the sm confiscate it because of its lack of machine god stuff or something?
On the contrary, this thing has more machine spirit than the sm have ever seen. And its one of their primarchs gifts, so it would be unwise to take it from them. If you do, the salamanders WILL fight for it as it is a sacred object in the salamanders history. They are your allies so be nice to them.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/12/05 11:37:21
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Yeah we want to keep our allies
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2010/12/05 11:40:53
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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Brillant
"All forces destroy the Loyalist fleet prepare for close range orbital combat . Captain prepare a boarding party,"
"To all forces of Syrath's Warriors ATTACK!"
"To allied forces attack!"
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2010/12/05 11:45:15
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Yeah we want to keep our allies
your allies with terminators and a dreadnought I think you mean.
luckily promethite also powers argos's conversion beamer
the unbound flame is hooked up to brother amedeus(the dreadnought) along with a few promethite crystals.
the space marines use the crater they have made digging as fortification for the oncoming battle...
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2010/12/05 11:49:27
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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"Transmission ended sir, The Warriors of Syrath are preparing a boarding party."
Excellent, prepare the Dreadclaws and summon my terminators. Fire all lance strikes, shatter the defense batteries of the Ultramarine battle barge. Syrath shall not go alone.
"Understood commander"
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2010/12/05 12:04:35
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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argos could see what was unfolding above him and ordered the salamander thunder hawk to leave the area before its too late and would contact them when it was neccacary
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2010/12/05 17:15:11
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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undivided wrote:"Transmission ended sir, The Warriors of Syrath are preparing a boarding party."
Excellent, prepare the Dreadclaws and summon my terminators. Fire all lance strikes, shatter the defense batteries of the Ultramarine battle barge. Syrath shall not go alone.
"Understood commander"
I aint Syrath , I am a leader of the 5th War-legion and are part of 13 War-legions who serve Syrath , Saint of Chaos , blessed by the four Chaos gods.
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2010/12/05 17:17:03
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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after this shocking news argos twiddles with his new found moustache
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2010/12/05 18:19:05
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pile of Necron Spare Parts
Christ's Hospital
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I Will take my army and attack the Ultramarines as they are the closest to me and they will be a good start on my journey to destroy every single element of life on this planet.
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2010/12/05 19:21:35
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Frm what i can see, the current activitys of the diffrent factions are:
SM: currently powening crons while their ships in orbet are getting wasted by chaos.
Crons: shooting at SM. Will proberly get some kind of boost so they dont get elimanated from game.
Tau: hidden in a hole. that sound sad but its very close to the truth.
Chaos: not really active on serface. attempting to take out the ultrameriens orbtal force. after that, maybe they will look at the other 3 chapters up there.
Nids: not had a mention of them since we started. hopefully they will try eat something soon.
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2010/12/05 19:33:31
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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some SM s are doing something else and some tau are busy thinking ohh we should take that its shiny but then realising stealing from people 2 time bigger than you isnt a good plan
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2010/12/05 19:53:42
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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That was me not realising that you wanted it. you can keep it. I just want some mantas and orcas to turn up so that we can start wasting stuff once more.
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2010/12/05 20:22:04
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Hey you know what. I want to be a nid. would i be able to change my profile to be a nid cos then we can bring them into the game.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/05 20:23:33
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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yeah i would really like to be a nid. It would make things more interesting.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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2010/12/05 20:23:50
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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I think their was something about not being able to be a nid. cant find the quote though.
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2010/12/05 20:46:19
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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i think it was along the lines of
"being a nid would be difficult because of the hive mindy thing"
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2010/12/05 21:21:09
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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yeah i guess. any way of working around it. Like saying i had a greater influence like a synapse creature.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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2010/12/05 21:26:47
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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or a specle tyranid like one eye
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2010/12/05 21:28:17
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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but with both eyes 
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/05 21:36:53
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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or three
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2010/12/05 21:49:01
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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naa two would be good or maybe four but 3 is just odd
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/05 21:51:26
DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/06 09:48:23
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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soo what do you think?
can i be a nid?
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/06 11:19:34
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Not yet... The story will get there eventually.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/12/06 11:57:18
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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I beat the space battles gona be like Apocalypse now just with this song playin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcCTKtyzaXc
And no I didnt get this off COD.
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