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Everytime I see the the bottom page it's always this guy.

Either we haven't had any new members for a while, the things borked or i'm borked.

It is indeed a bit borked. It works most of the time, good enough

60% of the time, it works every time!

Yeah it just changed for me there.

Perhaps dakka has become self aware...

Perhaps so, and formed itself as this Miniwargamer J.

Oh, God, It's learning!
next, it will be expressing human emotion...

The Dakka Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Dakka begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.