A 3-word Story

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

sat on a

**snurl**

sack of special

**BigWaaagh**

toys selected for

**Chaos Legionnaire**

their intellectually stimulating

**BigWaaagh**

attributes and physically

**Hawky**

forcing them into

**snurl**

A heated debate

**BigWaaagh**

regarding personal hygiene.

**snurl**

In the land

**BigWaaagh**

down under, spiders

**Hawky**

have their own

**Chaos Legionnaire**

gym memberships. This

**Hawky**

fact is supported

**BigWaaagh**

by the buff

**Chaos Legionnaire**

rat-eating monstrosities

**BigWaaagh**

spinning webs above

**snurl**

their unsuspecting neighbors

**BigWaaagh**

in hopes of

**Chaos Legionnaire**

suddenly dropping down

**snurl**

and getting a

**Chaos Legionnaire**

lucky piece of

**BigWaaagh**

uneaten Oreo cheesecake.

**snurl**

Spiders usually don't

**BigWaaagh**

prey on desserts

**Chaos Legionnaire**

but in this

**BigWaaagh**

particular case, arachnids

**Chaos Legionnaire**

choose to be

**BigWaaagh**

sweet tooth endowed.

**snurl**

When the moon

**Chaos Legionnaire**

really needs is