A 3-word Story

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so badly that

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because hippies stink

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!
The giant Doom-mobile

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played doom metal

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all night long

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while cruising through

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the streets of

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Disney World Orlando

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upsetting redneck tourists

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wearing MAGA hats

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and KKK robes

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and swastikas and

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Mickey Mouse hats.

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Big black bugs

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are crawling through

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a crack in

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reality itself, causing

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the air conditioning

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to spew yellow

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non-euclidean ancient visions

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of Mick Jagger

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inflicting pain on

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Tina Turner and

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all of bartertown.

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Ren and Stimpy

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were mercilessly exploited

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by Sarah Huckabee

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when they first

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signed a nondisclosure

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agreement in exchange