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2011/07/16 16:26:21
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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ineptus, you killed a cat you bastard. As a crazy cyber cat on crack, I heartily disapprove.
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2011/07/16 16:27:50
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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We're back at the house right? Case being for the guard, the guest room?
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/16 16:28:29
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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oh,hey WARORK and yeroc,you've got some scouts delivering a message to look out for.
and darko...feth it,i wanna watch mark accidentally trample ALL your termies 
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:30:37
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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correction the drunk irishmen killed a cat
(the gaurd are in the living room)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 16:34:06
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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ineptus astartes wrote:correction the drunk irishmen killed a cat
(the gaurd are in the living room)
hehehe, Irish...
When I die and come back as a Tanith force, I might have to meet up with those guys.... 40k Celts meets real world Celts....
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2011/07/16 16:34:47
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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ineptus astartes wrote:(you seem to be ignoring the US rangers hat just said hi, klimono...)
Rushing up the stairs and waking phillip who had crashed on his couch, Mark ran upstairs while phillip grumbled and put a pillow over his eyes
Throwing open the doors to the guest room he saw a scene of carnage. Some 100 daemons were lying in pieces around the 40k board some thirty grey knights were clambering out of a carrying case. Mark hit the floor and crawled to where a dreadnought was stomping on moria goblins and picked up the colander he flung it on to the dread and dived for Kaldor who turned, howled “DAEMON PRINCE!” and charged. As mark sailed through the air he wondered if this was the stupidest thing he had ever done and grabbed Draigo, making him drop his NFW…
Egads, it's a Chaos God! Response forthcoming.
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2011/07/16 16:36:52
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Mark Norman: the chaos god of exasperation.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 16:41:05
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)
(look back,all of us ave done this.sometimes you cant post 100 words,so if you cant its ok just do it when you can.  )
Getting a rules lecture from klimino of all people.. 
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2011/07/16 16:41:11
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:Mark Norman: the chaos god of exasperation.
 also titan of titans,the giant color giver,and a demon prince
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:42:15
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)
(look back,all of us ave done this.sometimes you cant post 100 words,so if you cant its ok just do it when you can. )
Getting a rules lecture from klimino of all people..
 hey,it was bound to happen eventually .
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:42:57
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.
/Is also a picky little nazi
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2011/07/16 16:44:44
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.
/Is also a picky little nazi
he could be on one of the pillows that are on the couch
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:45:53
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.
/Is also a picky little nazi
he could be on one of the pillows that are on the couch
Impossible. I call shenanigans.
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2011/07/16 16:48:23
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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I was talking about the decorative INCREDIBLY SUPER COZY PILLOWS on top of the sofa.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/16 16:48:24
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.
/Is also a picky little nazi
he could be on one of the pillows that are on the couch
Impossible. I call shenanigans.
A) you just dont want to be wrong.
B) were talking,moving tiny plastic dolls,this whole thing is shenanigans.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:48:59
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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the couch is inhabited by the second titan-man (phillip)
also please do try to make 100 word posts at the least. (you may talk for each other as long as it dosent all go your way)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 16:50:14
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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also the pillows ARE super cozy (I should know)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 16:50:56
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:the couch is inhabited by the second titan-man (phillip)
also please do try to make 100 word posts at the least. (you may talk for each other as long as it dosent all go your way)
besides the fact darko is gonna try to kill me,i dont trust him with makin me talk....
besides conversations i usually write 100 words about.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:55:10
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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hmm...I threw a grey knight task force into the trash and locked them in the big cupboard under the sink thereby indirectly giving them access to the rat tunnels wich span the whole house...
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 16:58:43
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Roaches. They are doomed. Nothing can kill them except lasguns.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/16 16:59:02
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:hmm...I threw a grey knight task force into the trash and locked them in the big cupboard under the sink thereby indirectly giving them access to the rat tunnels wich span the whole house...
the zoats are gonna get pwned...also the cabinet exit/entrance is still blocked by the dangerous chemicals courtesy of me.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 16:59:23
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Kasrkai wrote:Roaches. They are doomed. Nothing can kill them except lasguns.
Oh noes. Our souls are consigned to the Emperor! Whatever shall we do! *cries in sarcastic fear*
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2011/07/16 17:01:53
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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NO srsly. Heat is the only way. Melta bombs and stuff. Or flamers.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/16 17:02:04
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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the one in the kitchen...yup there was lylol in there...and we all know what that does to modles dont we...
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 17:03:48
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Lysol. Warp energy incarnate.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/16 17:04:14
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:the one in the kitchen...yup there was lylol in there...and we all know what that does to modles dont we...
ha ha! wait...im also blocking the zoats from escaping that way...but im also stopping rodents and insects...but i bet mark doesn't like all those fumes.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 17:21:08
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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I'm just wondering, are those Irish guys going anywhere in particular?
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2011/07/16 17:22:05
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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they are scouting the park for necron presence.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/16 17:23:51
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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WARORK i ninja'd you my fault.i wasent done but my finger slipped and hit post,but i went and added vio arriving....sorry.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/16 17:23:57
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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ineptus astartes wrote:they are scouting the park for necron presence.
The park? As in outside the house premises?
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