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Made in us
Fixture of Dakka




German forklift safety is a bloody business according to this training video:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NGl6zd-tYg

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Made in us
Kid_Kyoto






Probably work

Ze Germans? Making the macabre a common place thing in media?

Say it ain't so! They're a people of mild culture, who would never have violence or bodily injury in any of th



Oh wait.

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Assume all my mathhammer comes from here: https://github.com/daed/mathhammer 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

For those who don't speak German




Also, I am so, so glad I can finally use this in context :




Is it wrong that I found the training vid to be hilarious? I mean, that part where the guy gets a knife stuck in his head made me chuckle.

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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Sacred Bovine Excrement!

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

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MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

And people say the Germans don't have a sense of humour

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Leerstetten, Germany

It's especially hillarious in German because the guy who does all the voice overs actually did do a ton of safety videos in the 80s.
   
Made in us
Kid_Kyoto






Probably work

 d-usa wrote:
It's especially hillarious in German because the guy who does all the voice overs actually did do a ton of safety videos in the 80s.


Were they all that messy?

Assume all my mathhammer comes from here: https://github.com/daed/mathhammer 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Leerstetten, Germany

Most of them were just boring so you wanted to stab yourself in the eyeballs.

One if the schools in Karlsruhe would have an eve in where they showed all these old training/information/propaganda films in the bar a couple nights a months. Was visiting my brother when they were doing that and had a blast.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Klaus is an donkey-cave.

DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
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[MOD]
Not as Good as a Minion






Brisbane

Glorious.

I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... 
   
Made in us
Esteemed Veteran Space Marine




My secret fortress at the base of the volcano!

There's a guy who makes unnofficial Klaus T-shirts and sells them at conventions. They are in German (of course!) and depict a stylized forklift impaling a dude on the front. I typically wear mine when I go through airport security. If nothing else, it's guaranteed to start a conversation.

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Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?) 
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

That was worth 9 minutes!

 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka




 A Town Called Malus wrote:
And people say the Germans don't have a sense of humour


Why do you think they let Klaus stay on the forklift after the first couple of incidents? They knew it was leading to a huge payoff like no other!
I wonder what the attrition rate was for the class Klaus graduated from!
   
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps





South Wales

A lot less now Klaus is out of it.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka




Germany must be a deadly place to work. Enter Horst the Electrician:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDTtdPOiewQ
   
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Staplerfahrer Klaus is an old visitor to Dakka, from time to time this vid crops up.

Memorable.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

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