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Yeah, rookie mistake with the wet celery. Even after allocating 2 focus it still won't hold up.

Wet + Celery <> win
Wet + Honey Baked Ham = win

I'm pretty sure there's an article that explains all of this with a downloadable chart somewhere around here.

Glaive Company CO wrote:Yeah, rookie mistake with the wet celery. Even after allocating 2 focus it still won't hold up.

Wet + Celery <> win
Wet + Honey Baked Ham = win

I'm pretty sure there's an article that explains all of this with a downloadable chart somewhere around here.

And here I go again, lured by the promises (and lies!) of the honey baked ham.

I refuse to be held accountable for your lack of understanding of furspeak.

By "honey baked ham" I mean "stockings and cellophane" and by "wet" I of course mean "chloroform."

Everyone who's ever written a personal ad knows that. Everyone!

I might have to go with JEB_Stuart.

He seems like a neat guy.

Orkeosaurus wrote:I might have to go with JEB_Stuart.

He seems like a neat guy.

I am flattered beyond measure

Glaive Company CO wrote:I refuse to be held accountable for your lack of understanding of furspeak.

By "honey baked ham" I mean "stockings and cellophane" and by "wet" I of course mean "chloroform."

Everyone who's ever written a personal ad knows that. Everyone!

"That kind of smells like chloro..."

Amateur...


Everyone knows Rohypnol and a blow-dart are the choice of a real gentleman...

I'm quite surprised that ANYONE would want to meet me IRL.

I'd personally want to meet Orkeosaurus. I think he's a pretty cool guy.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Amateur...


Everyone knows Rohypnol and a blow-dart are the choice of a real gentleman...

I'm kind of disturbed that you spelled that correctly in one go.

Excellent photo, have her scrubbed and sent to my rooms...

Malf wrote:

Where did you get my dating pictures?

And the brits in general are a cool bunch here.

Also...



sA

I'd like to meet: Lunahound, BrookM, Mean Green Stompa, Tinfoil, and LBursley.

Sometimes when I'm alone at night, I cry.

Glaive Company CO wrote:Sometimes when I'm alone at night, I cry.

That's when I strike!

No intrusion detection system is to advanced to thwart Malfred and hanging garlic on the doors and windowsills only entices him further. If he has set his sights on you the only recourse is to pray that it's over quickly.


...but it never is.

In theaters everywhere this Spring!

I'd like to meet all the mods (including swap shop and article mods).

Would be somewhere in the US.

Probably a Mall coffee shop (after hours).

We'll have to baricade ourselves in as the zombies attack.

Hopefully our womenfolk will have come to do some window shopping too, or it will be a long, loney zombie apocalypse.

I'd like to meet Deadshane1, he's straight awesomecake!

Second, H.B.M.C. He runs a close second.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I'd like to meet all the mods (including swap shop and article mods).

Would be somewhere in the US.

Probably a Mall coffee shop (after hours).

We'll have to baricade ourselves in as the zombies attack.

Hopefully our womenfolk will have come to do some window shopping too, or it will be a long, loney zombie apocalypse.

Well if its Zombietime I'll be bringing the van with some...toys. Whom I kidding I'll need to rent a truck.

Frazzled wrote:

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I'd like to meet all the mods (including swap shop and article mods).

Would be somewhere in the US.

Probably a Mall coffee shop (after hours).

We'll have to baricade ourselves in as the zombies attack.

Hopefully our womenfolk will have come to do some window shopping too, or it will be a long, loney zombie apocalypse.

Well if its Zombietime I'll be bringing the van with some...toys. Whom I kidding I'll need to rent a truck.

Will these be anatomically correct toys?

malfred wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I'd like to meet all the mods (including swap shop and article mods).

Would be somewhere in the US.

Probably a Mall coffee shop (after hours).

We'll have to baricade ourselves in as the zombies attack.

Hopefully our womenfolk will have come to do some window shopping too, or it will be a long, loney zombie apocalypse.

Well if its Zombietime I'll be bringing the van with some...toys. Whom I kidding I'll need to rent a truck.

Will these be anatomically correct toys with loin cloths and the power of Greyskull at their disposal?

Fixed

Met Shadowbrand at an FLGS for a game. Guy is completely nuts in the good old Dakka "I DO COCAIN BAYBEH!" way

Good fun


I'd have to say Gwar! or Emperor's Faithful. Gwar! because his trolling is comic gold and always a grand read if you get his sense of humor. Emperor's Faithful because... Well... he's EF

And Cheese Elemental. Because he just scares me sometimes with his creepy links.

Ah, forgot to add not_u to that list. (sorry mate )

Thanks, metallifan. As long as you don't play any Heavy Metal I'm sure we'd have a great laugh.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Thanks, metallifan. As long as you don't play any Heavy Metal I'm sure we'd have a great laugh.

Are we going to be burning anything? If we were to be burning something, Fuel is a must.

But as long as we're not burning anything, then Metal is not required

Burning is okay. Can we start with Heavy Metal Music shops? (We have one here pretty much entirely dedicated to a single band )

The sheer amount of man-dating going on in this thread is refreshing.

Keep it up (literally), men!

Emperors Faithful wrote:Burning is okay. Can we start with Heavy Metal Music shops? (We have one here pretty much entirely dedicated to a single band )

As long as we salvage the Metallica, Ozzy/Sabbath, BLS, Disturbed, and Maiden merchandise, yes.

Hmmm....My list od dakka celebrities to meet is as follows:-

-Meangreenstompa
-Frazzled
-Legoburner
-Yakface
-Gwar!
-Stelek (for comedy value)
-H.B.M.C
-JohnHwangDD
-Age of Egos
-Thor
-Roze
-Alpharius


I would say Reds8n, but considering he lives up the road from me, and we share a GW, its probably happened already without us even knowing it.

Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm quite surprised that ANYONE would want to meet me IRL.

I'd personally want to meet Orkeosaurus. I think he's a pretty cool guy.

I kinda forgot about you.
In no order,
Gwar!
Legoburner
Thor66
Shadowbrand
Maybe ghosty
Munch Munch!!!
Golden-eyed scout, maybe.
Ketara
Emperors Faithful

I would say Reds8n, but considering he lives up the road from me, and we share a GW, its probably happened already without us even knowing it.

That's like trying to date someone you had a one night stand with.

See: The Tao of Steve

Ugh. What a stinky nasty sausage party it is in here.

Guys offering to buy other guys drinks.

Picking and choosing who gets to meat (heh) who out in the parking lot to discuss dollies.

Malfred prowling for more newbs...

@ Glaive: You're new here so I will give you a few words of warning so you dont become another Dakka statistic.

Do not play X-Box with Malfred.

Now that I have given you advice, how about you sit on daddy's lap and repay his kindness? *holds out a Pabst* Its okay. Well go down to Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement. *wipes away your tears of joy*

We can have a sword fight down here, but remember what Reverand Walton told you "The penis mightier than the sword".