101 ways to get banned from McDonalds

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**Trondheim**

Steal the whole place

**4oursword**

Run up to the counter and ask what year it is. When they answer: "IT WORKED!" Then dance around and throw small children into the McNugget Makers.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Jump over the counter a sparta kick an employee into a cardboard box screaming 'THIS IS BURGER KING!'

**snurl**

Tell loud dirty jokes thru the drive thru intercom.

**Avatar 720**

Tell everyone, in as much detail as possible, just how much Ronald McDonald turns you on, and about all the wild sex dreams you have about him.

Then give the nearest male employee a perverted look complete with manic grin, and compliment him on how much he looks like Ronald.

Never take your eyes off him.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Dig a small allotment by removing tiles from the floor.

**Trondheim**

Bring BlapBlapBlap into the store and sacrifice him to the dark gods

**Admiral Valerian**

Spread the 'Word of Chaos' among the other customers and write worrisome runes on the walls.

**Desert_thunder_heart**

Sacrifice a burger to Khorne.
'Fat for the fat God!'

**The Dark Apostle**

Play a game of 40k on the tables, making sound affects as loud as possible. When people look at you state that mcdonalds "needs moar DAKKA".

**TheRobotLol**

Walk into the store in a Santa costume and beard, stare around in surprise, and repeatedly scream;
"WHERE IS CHRISTMAS, WHERE HAS IT GONE."
With a look of pure horror on your face.

**Castiel**

Conduct a drive by on the drive thru.

Come back and apologise for the drive by, stating that you "Misread the sign".

**Avatar 720**

Writer a letter to McDonalds HQ requesting that you be banned from all McDonalds restaurants world-wide.

Simple.

**WarOne**

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/20/sukhbir-singh-banned-from-mcdonalds_n_2165471.html

Sukhbir Singh Banned From Every McDonalds In England And Wales For Spying On Women Using Toilets

If Sukhbir Singh ever gets a craving for a Big Mac or Chicken McNuggets, he'll have to travel hundreds of miles to Scotland or France to satisfy his cravings.

Singh, 32, has been banned from all 1,200 McDonalds restaurants in England and Wales after being caught spying on two women in the bathroom of a franchise in Birmingham, England. earlier this year.

Singh reportedly hid in the cubicles and watched the women do their business, the Daily Mail reported. He was arrested for a similar incident in a different McDonalds shortly thereafter, and though he denied the charges, he was arrested a third time in July, this time at a highway restroom.

As a result, Singh was found guilty of secretly “observing another person doing a private act for sexual gratification,” and owes community service, court fees and $80 to each of his victims, Eater.com reported.

Singh has also been banned from all of the McDonalds in England and Wales, as well as all women's restrooms and dressing rooms, and officials are sending his photo to all the locations so employees can identify him and have him arrested if he defies the court order, the first of its kind in the country, the Mirror reported.

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Say Merry Christmas to the Jewish manager with wealthy lawyer parents

About veggie maccas: in Dubai, and may Oman and Qatar, they sell VEGGIE BURGERS. And CHICKEN BIG MACS

**BlapBlapBlap**

Run inside the building and jump over the counter, screaming "WHERE'S MAH LITTUL BOOBOO?!" repeatedly before wrenching a burger from a customer, inspecting it carefully, turning your head to them and whispering "How could you?" while sobbing.

**snurl**

Burger King Theme Jingle Flash Mob.

**PredaKhaine**

From personal experience...

Get four friends. Apply alchohol. Go to the drive through, make car noises,pretend to drive up to the window - go for serious method acting. Wind the 'window' down on your imaginary car. Apply the handbrake. Order food - ask loudly round the 'car' for any other food orders. Check the 'kids' in the back seat. Ask as many questions as possible, such as 'Does this food contain glucosamine postulate?'. Make up more strange words and keep asking questions. Make no reference to the fact there is no car. All people remain in character at all times. 'Children' in the back argue as much as possible, fight and demand a toilet stop.

Get told to get off the premises. Leave by running off, in formation, and make screeching noises whenever a corner is taken.

**Desert_thunder_heart**

Put ants down the managers pants.

**p_gray99**

Bring your pet rhinoceros into McDonalds.

**PredaKhaine**

Ask for a whopper. Repeatedly.

Throw yourself over the wet floor sign and start mumbling about 'claims direct'

Sit at the back of the restaurant and shout - I've just found a tooth!

**Desert_thunder_heart**

Ask for cavier repeatedly. Mutter plebs as much as posssible.

**PredaKhaine**

Walk in at lunch time, slam a dead cat on the counter and shout "You can't have any more till I get paid!"

**p_gray99**

Walk in dressed as the KFC colonel and start shouting at them about being too much competition and that McDonalds is nowhere as good as KFC.

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Conduct a Satanic ritual in a restaurant in America's bible belt.

**Trondheim**

Walk in, proclaim yourself to be incarnation of Horus, and then violate the nearest deep fryer while singing love hurts

**4oursword**

Make this real.

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Spy on the toilets using women

**snurl**

Make babies on the counter.

**Desert_thunder_heart**

Kill babies on the counter.