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2017/02/06 20:55:54
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Ok the parent part was my bit.
Extremely disconcerting pic in article itself.
http://kxan.com/2017/02/06/pet-python-gets-stuck-in-portland-womans-earlobe-gauge/
West Texas family finds rattlesnake slithering up toilet
PORTLAND, ORE (KXAN/KGW) — A Portland woman and her pet python are okay after what she says was a terrifying ordeal.
“I kind of went into shock,” says Ashley Glawe. “I started shaking.”
Glawe was taking selfies with her pet snake Bart when he attempted a new trick. Bart slithered into Glawe’s gauge, a small hole in her earlobe.
Unable to get him out of her ear, Glawe called for help. Firefighters reportedly rushed over to her house, but needed additional assistance to retrieve the snake.
Bart and Glawe were rushed to the emergency room where medical staff numbed her ear and got to work.
“I guess they used some string and ran it between my ear and the snake and stretched my ear out more and pulled him back through,” said Glawe.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2017/02/06 20:58:18
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jesus Christ...
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2017/02/06 20:59:29
Subject: Re:Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You know that python was giving all of its python buddies high-fives afterward.
"Too big for that girl's hole, eh? Eh? Giggity!"
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2017/02/06 20:59:35
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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"Nope Nope, just Nope!"
-Jesus Christ
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2017/02/06 21:30:19
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
On moon miranda.
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Yup...of course that would be here. Portland is a...strange place.
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IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT.
New Heavy Gear Log! Also...Grey Knights!
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2017/02/06 23:28:49
Subject: Re:Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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I find the copy/pasted headline for the related story far, far more disconcerting.
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2017/02/12 03:26:51
Subject: Re:Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Flailing Flagellant
Planet Earth
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I...................am not sure I have words for this? How did she not notice what the snake was doing and let it get that far? 
I have 7 snakes and never once have they gotten into such a predicament...granted I do have common sense so... 
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 I sleep to the sounds of war
 Burn like an atom bomb
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2017/02/12 10:39:56
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And just like that.........a new porn category is born
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2017/02/12 20:08:01
Subject: Re:Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Flailing Flagellant
Planet Earth
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And just like that.........a new porn category is born
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I sleep to the sounds of war
Burn like an atom bomb
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2017/02/14 14:40:10
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I'm sure there's a hentai of this somewhere.
I dub this new genre trouser snake Automatically Appended Next Post:  Spinner wrote:I find the copy/pasted headline for the related story far, far more disconcerting.
I wonder if the snake in that story went up a certain hole as well.
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2017/02/15 12:05:49
Subject: Pet Python Gets Stuck in Girl's Earring (Parents say we told you so!)
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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 Vaktathi wrote:Yup...of course that would be here. Portland is a...strange place.
Loved the Food when I went up there for a work trip, hated the roads. There were some interesting people running around, for sure.
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