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2017/05/06 01:16:35
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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2017/05/06 02:49:40
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Glorious leader show his inventive genius again.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2017/05/06 04:45:00
Subject: Re:North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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I'm surprised the Glorious Leader didn't have the balls to make the trip himself. After all, he probably designed and built the rocket ship personally. Maybe his adoring and loyal people wouldn't let him risk himself like that. 
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2017/05/06 05:46:29
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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If they weren't so bloody warmongering, NK would universally be regarded as the comedic country run by a crackpot.
As much as I hate war, IF North Korea goes a bit too potty, then I wouldn't shed a tear if crazy trousers himself Kim got outed in a military campaign. Then hopefully nearly 60 years of a divided country could start to heal.
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2017/05/06 16:26:41
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Kim Jong ill did golf a 38 under par and 5 aces the first time he tried golf..put that in your pipe,tiger woods
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2017/05/06 17:20:17
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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 Freddy Kruger wrote:If they weren't so bloody warmongering, NK would universally be regarded as the comedic country run by a crackpot.
As much as I hate war, IF North Korea goes a bit too potty, then I wouldn't shed a tear if crazy trousers himself Kim got outed in a military campaign. Then hopefully nearly 60 years of a divided country could start to heal.
Unfortunately many innocents would die in the process as well as many people who know no better.
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 insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2017/05/06 19:03:28
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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Did they really claim this or is it satire?
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2017/05/06 19:17:06
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
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It's satire, hence the other headlines are stuff like "Trump’s Health Care Bill Just ‘Kill The Poor’ Written In Blood".
The best satire is that which is makes you ask that question however 
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IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT.
New Heavy Gear Log! Also...Grey Knights!
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2017/05/06 23:53:08
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Satire...
Well its pretty damn close to being real.
Sounds like a internal claim they would make.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
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2017/05/07 00:49:43
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Omg, their technology is so much more advanced than ours. We are all doomed. The best course of action now probably is to bow down very deeply at the glorious feet of the Great Leader, finally acknowledge his greatness and superiority and beg for his mercy. Then, like the benevolent Father of the People he is, he will welcome us wayward sheep back into his flock and we will forever bask in his magnificent glory on the slopes of Mount Paektu. Truly the Great Leader is wise.
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2017/05/07 02:51:32
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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They tell nonsense to their people. People do not believe, but pretends to believe. A slightly different situation than in Russia or in the West. Our governments lie to us and we really believe everything.
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 The Lost and Damned
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2017/05/07 03:17:27
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Speak for yourself.
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2017/05/07 13:00:34
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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 Freakazoitt wrote:They tell nonsense to their people. People do not believe, but pretends to believe. A slightly different situation than in Russia or in the West. Our governments lie to us and we really believe everything.
More like our governments lie to us but we don't even care.
Which is an even bigger problem.
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2017/05/07 13:04:10
Subject: Re:North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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I hope he took some strong sun cream and a good pair of sunglasses.
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2017/05/07 13:37:40
Subject: Re:North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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 ZergSmasher wrote:I'm surprised the Glorious Leader didn't have the balls to make the trip himself. After all, he probably designed and built the rocket ship personally. Maybe his adoring and loyal people wouldn't let him risk himself like that.
Glorious leader knows that if he landed on the sun and planted the North Korean flag there, those egotistical Americans would throw a tantrum and waste billions of dollars trying to outdo his magnificent feats. Glorious leader cares more about the American people than their own overlords and wisely steers the Washington regime from such excesses by outsourcing his magnificence to a regular cosmonaut.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2017/05/07 18:32:38
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Locked in the Tower of Amareo
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 jhe90 wrote:Satire...
Well its pretty damn close to being real.
Sounds like a internal claim they would make.
And 3 years old but nevertheless funny article anyway
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2017/05/08 01:16:48
Subject: North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Hallowed Canoness
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 Vaktathi wrote:It's satire, hence the other headlines are stuff like "Trump’s Health Care Bill Just ‘Kill The Poor’ Written In Blood".
That sounds more realistic than the Sun claim  .
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2017/05/08 01:24:56
Subject: Re:North Korea Lands Man On The Sun
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Read the article, he traveled at night so the sun would not burn him to death...everyone knows you travel to the sun at night. 
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