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2020/07/18 18:47:31
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Lieutenant General
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... or is it just me? Does someone need to go kick the server
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/07/18 18:48:12
'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'
- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim |
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2020/07/18 18:49:35
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Damsel of the Lady
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It's not just you, it's a bit slow for me too. It seems to happen from time to time. I blame ghosts
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realism is a lie
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2020/07/18 18:53:06
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Kicking seems a little violent. Just feed the Hamsters. They're clearly hungry.
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2020/07/18 19:01:27
Subject: Re:Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Good to know it's not just me having issues. I'm sure our friendly neighborhood Tech-priest Legoburner is on it!
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2020/07/18 19:06:38
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
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Me too!
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2020/07/18 19:06:55
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Lieutenant General
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LordofHats wrote:Kicking seems a little violent. Just feed the Hamsters. They're clearly hungry.
That's literally what LegoBurner (Dakka's tech guru) say that he does...
legoburner wrote:Would have been on all browsers - it was due to lack of memory in the java virtual machine due to a very slow memory leak that takes about 3 weeks to become an issue. I have to kick the server once every 2 weeks or so to prevent it being an issue until I can track down the leak which I am working on at the moment.
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'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'
- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim |
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2020/07/18 19:22:54
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Sounds like the excuse of the server master elite oppressing the hamster underclass to me
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2020/07/18 19:36:02
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Lieutenant General
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It seems that the server has been kicked and all is right (or at least as much as possible) with Dakka.
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'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'
- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim |
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2020/07/18 21:12:16
Subject: Re:Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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"Kicking" is just a crude term used by adepts when dealing with organics not inducted into the mysteries of the machine.
We all know that these things are only solved through hours of prayer, application of sacred oils and percussive maintenance using only the finest of blessed tools.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2020/07/18 21:15:45
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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"Percussive maintenance” is the formal term for kicking the server.
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2020/07/20 00:31:52
Subject: Re:Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2020/07/20 01:56:52
Subject: Re:Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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Sorry, missed that in your post. I blame being distracted by the techpriest gif, but being tired, drunk, or lazy are also possible answers.
As someone who has worked computer tech support, it’s an old favorite joke. Right up there with pebkac and ID-ten-T errors.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/07/20 01:57:28
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2020/07/21 10:48:38
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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so , i am not the only one that has that?
interesting.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/07/23 16:42:23
Subject: Re:Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Memory leaks are awful and a PITA to track down. Given how long Dakka has been around I can imagine there is probably some spaghetti code in a few places that just makes it that much worse.
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The only way we can ever solve anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy |
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2020/07/27 11:38:11
Subject: Dakka running a bit slow today?...
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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random thought, could it be connected with the status of people posting?
I had it multiple times that the site thought i was offline even though i posted ?
just a lucky guess
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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