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Made in us
Lieutenant General





Florence, KY

... or is it just me? Does someone need to go kick the server

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/07/18 18:48:12


'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents
cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
Made in ca
Damsel of the Lady





drinking tea in the snow

It's not just you, it's a bit slow for me too. It seems to happen from time to time. I blame ghosts

realism is a lie
 
   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Kicking seems a little violent. Just feed the Hamsters. They're clearly hungry.

   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Good to know it's not just me having issues. I'm sure our friendly neighborhood Tech-priest Legoburner is on it!

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Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Moustache-twirling Princeps




United Kingdom

Me too!
   
Made in us
Lieutenant General





Florence, KY

 LordofHats wrote:
Kicking seems a little violent. Just feed the Hamsters. They're clearly hungry.

That's literally what LegoBurner (Dakka's tech guru) say that he does...

 legoburner wrote:
Would have been on all browsers - it was due to lack of memory in the java virtual machine due to a very slow memory leak that takes about 3 weeks to become an issue. I have to kick the server once every 2 weeks or so to prevent it being an issue until I can track down the leak which I am working on at the moment.

'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents
cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Sounds like the excuse of the server master elite oppressing the hamster underclass to me

   
Made in us
Lieutenant General





Florence, KY

It seems that the server has been kicked and all is right (or at least as much as possible) with Dakka.

'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents
cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight

"Kicking" is just a crude term used by adepts when dealing with organics not inducted into the mysteries of the machine.

We all know that these things are only solved through hours of prayer, application of sacred oils and percussive maintenance using only the finest of blessed tools.




Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
Made in us
The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar





Upstate, New York

"Percussive maintenance” is the formal term for kicking the server.

   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight






Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
Made in us
The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar





Upstate, New York



Sorry, missed that in your post. I blame being distracted by the techpriest gif, but being tired, drunk, or lazy are also possible answers.

As someone who has worked computer tech support, it’s an old favorite joke. Right up there with pebkac and ID-ten-T errors.

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Made in ch
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





so , i am not the only one that has that?
interesting.


https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




Memory leaks are awful and a PITA to track down. Given how long Dakka has been around I can imagine there is probably some spaghetti code in a few places that just makes it that much worse.

The only way we can ever solve anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy 
   
Made in ch
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





random thought, could it be connected with the status of people posting?

I had it multiple times that the site thought i was offline even though i posted ?

just a lucky guess

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.  
   
 
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