Kind of against statting out the Emperor for lore reasons.
Fair point. This is only meant to be for funzies.
Is the idea that these stats would represent a pre-heresy emperor?
Technically, yes. I used 9E instead of 7E because the former seems more modern to me.
This one might sound snarky, but it's not intended to be: you could probably streamline some of his special rules by saying that he just automatically succeeds at things.
All good, and you're probably right about this one. I always imagined Him as never suffering Perils, but auto-casting powers seemed a tad unfair at the time. Then again, maybe it isn't. I can see how such a change would streamline/accelerate the game.
Similarly, you could probably save the time and effort of rolling out attacks and instead just say that he does X mortal wounds each time he fights rather than attacking normally. And instead of advance + charge + autoadvance 6" + reroll failed charges, you could probably just up his movement stat and let him auto-succeed on charge rolls.
So both his weapons would, in your concept, always deal mortal wounds regardless of the target? I'm not against it, I'm just thinking about balance. The
Master of Mankind novel did confirm that daemons fear him and are almost always insta-killed by his sword. His claw was a bit tougher to work out; not a lot of detail on it. As for the movement thing, I could up his move statistic to 14" (8" normally plus 6" from an advance) and have him auto-succeed on charge rolls like you suggested.
This might sound odd, but he seems weirdly fragile?
Originally I had him at 9 wounds (to avoid what I believe you're referring to), but someone on a Discord channel suggested I up the number. I settled on 12, but you're saying that perhaps I shouldn't have done that? "Super hard to protect" sounds fine, but if anything,
everything else needs protecting from Him! Maybe I could give him a feel no pain and the "ignore wound rolls of 1-3" ability?
Again, that's all meant sincerely and not as veiled sarcasm. Mechanically, you simply speed up the game. Narratively, you avoid the awkwardness of the Emperor whiffing his attacks, failing to make a charge, or failing to smite something.
It's all good. I'm not a Karen and I won't be offended by criticism. The intent of statting the big man himself was purely for fun.