U.S. military wargaming second U.S. Civil War in 2016

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**Melissia**

Psst, Jihadin, that's cardboard.

**Jihadin**

Psst, Jihadin, that's cardboard.

That "cardboard" can stop a 7.62 round

**Frazzled**

Jihadin wrote:
Psst, Jihadin, that's cardboard.

That "cardboard" can stop a 7.62 round

yea but it can't stop a wiener dog fart. When the time comes for Greater Texas to stake its claim on 2/3 of the present day US we're resorting to WMWD as a first strike!

(Weapon of Mass Wiener Dogs)

**Jihadin**

Nothing sharper then a dog fart.....let the fart games begin!!

.....also keep in mind everyone...all your coffee's belong to me when we take over

**Frazzled**

Jihadin wrote:
Nothing sharper then a dog fart.....let the fart games begin!! .....also keep in mind everyone...all your coffee's belong to me when we take over

Here have some chickory coffee. Its just a little...strong. (runs away and watches J's head start spinning and his body shoot into orbit like a deflating balloon).

**Jihadin**

Frazz....I drink coffee 24/7....from all over the world......

**Frazzled**

Jihadin wrote:
Frazz....I drink coffee 24/7....from all over the world......

Son (can I call you son? You're younger than 200 right?) chickory coffee makes Turkey coffee taste like Canadian coffee which itself should in no way be confused with Kenyan coffee.

**Jihadin**

Then I have mine black with a bit sugar.

**Wardragoon**

Black, just black, nothing like sugar, cream or milk in my coffee.

On topic:

Doesn't suprise me, local National Guard used the local airsoft teams for training for this exact thing. Airsofters had a blast 'rebelling', and I think the National Guard quite enjoyed it too.

**Poppabear**

Silverthorne wrote:
Poppabear wrote:
These arguments are holy without merit, in any kind of fact, it is pure racism against President Obama, if a white democrat got in (ala Bill Clinton or equivalent). We would not here this kind of rhetoric. If this is the ONLY argument the right wingers can put up "If you elect who we don't like there will be civil war" I truly pray the President Obama gets in office for four more years, because the alternative I bare not even thinking about, this stuff is scary. The objections the right has against women's rights to abortion, free access to birth control and the right to have ultimate say over their lives and their reproductive capabilities is truly scary.

I have been raised by parents who believe in equality for all people and that the debates that are going on in the states at the moment have very little traction else were in the world.

Pure racism? I guess that's why EVERY poll taken in any state in the US, regardless of lattitude shows a majority of people liking Obama on a personal level, but disliking how ineffective his policies are. It's funny, because in your clumsy attempt to paint 80 million people as racists, you show what an ignorant bigot you yourself are.

Also the 'right' doesn't have a problem with women's right to access birth control, we have a problem with being forced to pay for it. If as a Catholic, you find abortion abhorrent, you should not be forced to subsidize a practice you consider shockingly immoral and sacrilegious. Your position would require that a woman's right to have other people pay for her day after pill trumps the freedom of religion for the largest single religious group in the country. How is that equality? No one is saying that they can't have access to the drugs. We are saying people of faith should not be forced by the government to do something they consider evil. Let's not mince words- you would abrogate the freedom of religion, a natural right of all Americans.

And I can think of a half-dozen 'white democrats' who are far more despised than Obama in the eyes of the right. It's funny how you don't even pause to consider Obama's background as a radical racist... I guess we can't talk about that though, since it's the wrong kind of racism.

Your rebuttal sounds a lot like the "if you don't tolerate my intolerance you have a problem..." Did you hear any of the birther arguments, or references to civil war etc when Bill Clinton was elected? I was a bit young but I've done some research and talked to my parents and American friends of my parents who say they have never experienced anything like the right wing rhetoric and outright racism currently in play in the States. Can I remind you that Canada, New Zealand, Australia and many countries in Europe have had free health care, free birth control and unfettered access to abortion for decades and it hasn't ruined their societies? And as for being Catholic? My Mum is Catholic, my step-father is Catholic and I am Catholic. I attend a Catholic highschool. My parents are re-married and my Mum is an academic (yes I know, more of those left-wing feminists that you'd rather not deal with). They are both pro-choice, advocates of free health care and education and staunchly anti any kind of ism. Point is...you guys are wrong...plain and simple. And Romney's going to lose...and I will continue to be grateful that I have been born and raised where I have been...Canada and New Zealand.

**Galdos**

azazel the cat wrote:
Galdos wrote:
Seaward wrote:
sirlynchmob wrote:
they also are studying the possibilities of an alien invasion, a zombie outbreak, and invading canada again. Just because they are examine possibilities does not mean they are even remotely likely to occur.

I read somewhere that we've had a contingency plan to invade Canada in the books since the late 1700s.

Contingency? The US has invaded Canada twice already lol.

Neither went very well. Most eventful thing to come from it was the ~~destruction of Toranto~~ White House burned to the ground.

Fixed that for you.

Lol

However both happened. I meant the US destroyed Toronto during their invasion in 1813. In 1814 the British/Canadians had revenge on D.C.

**Jihadin**

Tit for Tat.

**Iur_tae_mont**

Wardragoon wrote:

Doesn't suprise me, local National Guard used the local airsoft teams for training for this exact thing. Airsofters had a blast 'rebelling', and I think the National Guard quite enjoyed it too.

That is just so awesome I wish I could bottle it.

**Frazzled**

Your rebuttal sounds a lot like the "if you don't tolerate my intolerance you have a problem..." Did you hear any of the birther arguments, or references to civil war etc when Bill Clinton was elected?

***No, he was from Arkansas and didn’t travel internationally until Secondary education level. Of Course, in addition to that Southern accent thing (and feeling our pain) he never had book publishers putting out that he was from another country either (and failing to correct them).

Civil war? You missed all the Ruby Ridge/Oklahoma bombing fun then. You must be a youngin.

I was a bit young

***I’m shocked. I would never have guessed.

but I've done some research

***mmm yes. Tell me more.

and talked to my parents and American friends of my parents who say they have never experienced anything like the right wing rhetoric and outright racism currently in play in the States.

***Then your parents and their friends are ignorant or liars. Which is it?

Can I remind you that Canada, New Zealand, Australia and many countries in Europe have had free health care, free birth control and unfettered access to abortion for decades and it hasn't ruined their societies?

***I don’t know. Those sheep in New Zealand look a little…strange.

And as for being Catholic? My Mum is Catholic, my step-father is Catholic and I am Catholic. I attend a Catholic highschool. My parents are re-married and my Mum is an academic (yes I know, more of those left-wing feminists that you'd rather not deal with). They are both pro-choice, advocates of free health care and education and staunchly anti any kind of ism. Point is...you guys are wrong...plain and simple. And Romney's going to lose...and I will continue to be grateful that I have been born and raised where I have been...Canada and New Zealand

***Call me when you are old enough to work for a living.

**Jihadin**

I don’t know. Those sheep in New Zealand look a little…strange

nnnnoooooooo comment

**fire4effekt**

Ouze wrote:
Spacemanvic wrote:
Here's video of her attacking Rand Pauls SUV as it arrived right before she got taken down:

I think you might have linked the wrong video. All I see in that one is a woman trying to hand him a placard and then being ganked by the crowd. It was in slow motion and everything, but I still missed it.

So your saying he FAIL'd?

**BaronIveagh**

AlmightyWalrus wrote:

I'd assume you've got Astute somewhere in there too, right?

Astute has not yet reached a sufficient level of feth up. Others are Association, Eurydice, Minotaur, Mary Rose, Vangaurd and so on...

**Poppabear**

Frazzled wrote:
Your rebuttal sounds a lot like the "if you don't tolerate my intolerance you have a problem..." Did you hear any of the birther arguments, or references to civil war etc when Bill Clinton was elected?

***No, he was from Arkansas and didn’t travel internationally until Secondary education level. Of Course, in addition to that Southern accent thing (and feeling our pain) he never had book publishers putting out that he was from another country either (and failing to correct them).
Civil war? You missed all the Ruby Ridge/Oklahoma bombing fun then. You must be a youngin.

I was a bit young

***I’m shocked. I would never have guessed.

but I've done some research

***mmm yes. Tell me more.

and talked to my parents and American friends of my parents who say they have never experienced anything like the right wing rhetoric and outright racism currently in play in the States.

***Then your parents and their friends are ignorant or liars. Which is it?

Can I remind you that Canada, New Zealand, Australia and many countries in Europe have had free health care, free birth control and unfettered access to abortion for decades and it hasn't ruined their societies?

***I don’t know. Those sheep in New Zealand look a little…strange.

And as for being Catholic? My Mum is Catholic, my step-father is Catholic and I am Catholic. I attend a Catholic highschool. My parents are re-married and my Mum is an academic (yes I know, more of those left-wing feminists that you'd rather not deal with). They are both pro-choice, advocates of free health care and education and staunchly anti any kind of ism. Point is...you guys are wrong...plain and simple. And Romney's going to lose...and I will continue to be grateful that I have been born and raised where I have been...Canada and New Zealand

***Call me when you are old enough to work for a living.

Again, your agurments holds no basis or merit, and it sounds like your speaking from a basic high school eduaction, as for working for a living, I dont, but I do work, in the terriortial reserves and have a part time job. But I'm only 18 so working for a living shouldn't really be a conern right now, which though, has no relevnce to this conversation. And is the only rebutal you can come to is "NO! Their lires", no, no their not. So I'm sorry, but you are inncorrect, why would they lie? They have first hand experiance, with unions and the government, but I guess their all liers to. And then you go on about something to do with sheep, so yea?

Again, your wrong I'm sorry :(.

Obama 2012!

**Frazzled**

Thankfully, you can't vote.

**Amaya**

Frazzled wrote:
Thankfully, you can't vote.

Or type.

**BaronIveagh**

Frazzled wrote:
Thankfully, you can't vote.

I think we'd see civil unrest either way. The US keeps getting more and more polarized and the politicians are really playing up to that. Romney could have picked a more moderate, widely respected running mate, but he went with Paul Ryan to look more tea partyish.

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Frazzled wrote:

***I don’t know. Those sheep in New Zealand look a little…strange.

That's because the us recently sent FBI Agent Lou Cypher to aid in dealing with the Mega Conspiracy. His report suggests that something called the Gnu Orbital Domain is behind this attempt to spread peace and happiness, disrupting US Arms sales.

**Frazzled**

Holy crap. Bull goats! Run!

**whembly**

Frazzled wrote:
Holy crap. Bull goats! Run!

*snort...

**Amaya**

That goat looks like a smaller version of an Ogre Kingdoms monster. Does it have enough horns?

**BaronIveagh**

Frazzled wrote:
Holy crap. Bull goats! Run!

They're 165 pounds of muscle driving four pissed off satanic horns. (they can have up to 6. and it's a sheep)

(and when I unleashed them on my neighbors, they thought the Devil had come for them.)

**Frazzled**

BaronIveagh wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
Holy crap. Bull goats! Run!

They're 165 pounds of muscle driving four pissed off satanic horns. (they can have up to 6. and it's a sheep)

Thats ok. It will take ten jackolopes for one of those, luckily, like orks they 'regenerate."

**Amaya**

I hope there are plans to weaponize those monsters. Clad them in bulletproof armor with titanium blades attached to their horns.

**Frazzled**

Amaya wrote:
I hope there are plans to weaponize those monsters. Clad them in bulletproof armor with titanium blades attached to their horns.

Now thats capital thinking!

**Jihadin**

But a bottle of whiskey would um....side line them awhile...weapon error be all over it

**BaronIveagh**

Jihadin wrote:
But a bottle of whiskey would um....side line them awhile...weapon error be all over it

You know, the funny part is it takes more than a bottle to get one drunk? If you want to get one drunk, go for a keg of beer. They'll willingly drink it. Sheep are not known for being big into hard liqueur.

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Frazzled wrote:

Thats ok. It will take ten jackolopes for one of those, luckily, like orks they 'regenerate."

Um, orks don't regenerate. That's trolls. (as this forum can attest)