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2013/01/28 04:29:51
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Dakka Veteran
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Well?
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2013/01/28 04:33:49
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Baal Predator, because it was given by angels
Angel=Sky Fairies
Fairies=/=Manly
Therefore Angels=/=Manly
Therefore Baal Predator=/=Manly
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/01/28 05:05:11
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2013/01/28 04:40:52
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Wraith
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Anything Eldar.
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2013/01/28 04:50:38
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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Pretty much. Even the Dark Eldar Raiders are more manly than a WS.
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2013/01/28 04:55:55
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Tau Hammerhead. Stupid floating fishy thing.
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Think of something clever to say. |
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2013/01/28 04:58:09
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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The little forge world grot tank
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2013/01/28 05:01:07
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Humorless Arbite
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The exorcist.
Tank driven by chics, with a pipe organ on top. Not very manly.
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Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
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2013/01/28 05:01:52
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I dunno. Freud may have something to say about that.
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2013/01/28 05:02:03
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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what?
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
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2013/01/28 05:04:31
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Humorless Arbite
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Maybe I should add it to the manly tank thread?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/28 05:06:15
Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
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2013/01/28 05:06:20
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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It's close enough for my purposes 
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2013/01/28 06:38:21
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Eldar vehicles. Nothing manly about them.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/01/28 08:07:07
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Baneblade.
The gun isn't big enough.
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2013/01/28 08:46:25
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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basilisk's, with their giant blast shield
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I can see it now....Nids are now a collection of autonomous hive fleets there are multiple Hive Minds and they all war with one another in addition to everyone else. They speak to humans using telepathy, and they can now ally with Space Wolves as battle brothers, because reasons.
Tyranids talking to humans would be like you talking to your mashed potatoes or the probiotic in your kiefer drink. It is neither possible nor productive.
Inside my mind I pinched my nipples and savored his bitter silence.
DT:90S+++G+++MB++IPw40k10#+D++A+++/hWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2013/01/28 09:56:23
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2013/01/28 13:38:06
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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I think Kroot has something for that fluffy Landraider...
Besides I think we know the answer to this: the Rhino. Because any Blood Raven who hides in a Mehtal Bawx is a coward and a fool and should have their Mehtal Bawxes taken away from them.
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2013/01/28 14:43:36
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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But ... it's so fluffy, I can't help 
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2013/01/28 14:52:18
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I think ol' lucipher might like a word with you, Matt.
Angels =\= faeries. Angels = men in chunky armour, bloodshot eyes and a giant fething chainsaw.
Angels = that, but with fething wings.
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2013/01/28 16:29:56
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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This.
Even Eldar tanks can shoot S:10 rainbows of DEATH when they get together. The Darkshroud just hides the Dark Angels so they can cower in shame.
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2013/01/28 16:32:46
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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They're already wearing robes. Might as well hide too.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/01/28 16:51:23
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Tod wrote:basilisk's, with their giant blast shield
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You have made an incredibly powerless enemy today, sir.
This thread seems a tad unoriginal...
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/28 18:05:46
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Why thank you
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I can see it now....Nids are now a collection of autonomous hive fleets there are multiple Hive Minds and they all war with one another in addition to everyone else. They speak to humans using telepathy, and they can now ally with Space Wolves as battle brothers, because reasons.
Tyranids talking to humans would be like you talking to your mashed potatoes or the probiotic in your kiefer drink. It is neither possible nor productive.
Inside my mind I pinched my nipples and savored his bitter silence.
DT:90S+++G+++MB++IPw40k10#+D++A+++/hWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2013/01/28 18:28:07
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I think Kroot wins this thread.
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2013/01/28 20:33:44
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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I don't know, Krootox are pretty badass
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WAAAGH!!!
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2013/01/28 20:35:16
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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He means the user, Kroothawk.
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2013/01/29 00:24:04
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Tunneling Trygon
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Leman Russ. I know, a bit of a surprising answer. But come on! It's just so... chibi!
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2013/01/29 00:37:15
Subject: Re:Least Manliest Tank
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Incubus
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Im going to have to go with...
drum roll please...
Anything sisters of battle, than tau pihrana
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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2013/01/29 00:52:03
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And he is actually a she. 
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2013/01/29 01:06:20
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Dakka Veteran
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Of course this is unoriginal the other thread got locked. All I have to say to Kroot is that had better be a Slaneeshy Land Raider.
I personally have to go with METAL BAWKSES. Eldar isn't that bad,they remind me of the droid tanks from Star Wars now those were manly
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2013/01/29 01:16:15
Subject: Least Manliest Tank
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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Barrywise wrote:they remind me of the droid tanks from Star Wars now those were manly
Floating enclosed cannons piloted by robots? Manly?
Huehuehue.jpg
Not quite.
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