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I think this contest is meant to be good humored fun, but if you take things Warhammer too seriously you should definitely stop reading now.

TMP has a FauxK contest. Basically, "... write a rule, paragraph, publicity blurb for a new ruleset for the Warhammer 40K universe. It can be any kind of rules you like. Pogo-stick jousting, submarine warfare, sumo wrestling with skullz, it's entirely up to you. Just give us your best Faux Warhammer."

Sounds like fun actually. Any DakkaDakka ideas?

http://theminiaturespage.com/news/167090/

40K is such a parody of itself already, it's hard to create something anything more parodic.

it'll be hard to beat the hello kitty 40k box...

cheers
jah

Kilkrazy wrote:40K is such a parody of itself already, it's hard to create something anything more parodic.

I tried hard but it's pretty much true. Skulls, erotic displays of "piling in during 'assault'", oversized weapons and invulnerable saves, armor saves, psychic powers, troops-only scoring, and giant forts (pillboxes) with tiny wheels. 40k's vanilla game already has me beat. :(

"And then The Emporer woke up, and he realised it had all been nothing but a dream!"

"Ugh, what a trip. Last time I eat something someone hands me at a party" "who's bed is this? "