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ok so my brother an I finally were able to finish our battle today. We started over and decided on a 500pt match. as my luck would have it we roll for an annihilation match.
My brother was SM and his army was
Chapter Master (dont member exactly how he was set up but he had a relic blade)
2 10 man squads of marines. one had flamer plasma cannon the other had heavy bolter flamer

Me the ORKS! had:
Warboss: eavy armor,cybork body, twin linked shoota, power klaw, attack squig.
4 Nobs all with eavy armor & big choppas and one had a WAAGH banner
21 ard boyz including nob. Nob had big choppa. and the boyz had 2 big shootaz

SO i was pissed at first because no room for trukks anywhere. and i figured crap im gunna have to run everything across a fire field. we rolled initiative and he goes first.Right off the bat my Ard boyz taste imperial bombardment. I lose 7 boyz. SM move behind a bunker. one squad splits, half goes into the bunker( plasma cannon) the rest hide like puny humies! behind the bunker waiting.
My turn i run behind the largest bunker hoping to get close enough to WAAGH! on the 2nd or 3rd turn. !st round nothing happens.

2nd round, he waits. COWARDS!
My ard boyz get a little past the building enough to make some shots with the big shootaz. and good ol Ork near sighted-ness missed horribly. that ends 2nd round.

3rd round SM start to hammer on my boyz. plasma cannon kills a few. bolter takes a few more. that ends his turn
My turn i spend just moving and running towards him trying to get into combat. i was HOPING to roll decent enough in running so i could hide my warboss and nobs behind all the boyz as a nice flesh shield. naturally i roll 2..... so the boss and nobs are still behind the damn bunker. that ends round 3.

4th round, SM blast me even more. killing (i think 5 more boyz i cant remember the numbers now to save me lol) at this point im getting pissed at myself. I was getting mowed down and havnt killed a single marine. my morale was breaking ok course my brother had that "hahaha im going to mop the floor with these stupid orks" look on his face..... but i had one ACE up my sleeve!
WAAGH! finally was close enough for it to work properly. My ard boyz ran like blood crazed fiends towards the SM. now as my luck would have it. he had his marines in rows between the bunker and the table edge. so if i slaughtered his first 5 marines in the way, the other squads could shoot the pooh out of me. there was 1 nob and if i remember right 7 or 8 boyz let by now. then we had a good laugh as i proved that just about ALL ORKS have the furious charge rule. so as you can guess my boyz rip his marines to peices in CC. now i was feeling great. even if i lost, i knew that i tore his squad apart with ease, da boyz finally got dey revenge on the runts! they consolidated right infront of the bunker blocking line of sight to my boss. my warboss and nobs were just out of reach for assault. end round 4!

round 5! SM were PISSED! they were now missing shots and mad that the boyz killed some of them. so the chapter master decided to show how bad ass he is, and charged my boss head on. i was a bit nervous of the runic blade, but said BRING IT ON HUMIE! he attacked 4 times, missed 1, failed 1 to wound, and i had to save 2 attacks with my invulnerable. Gork and Mork were on my side cause i rolled s 6s! (take that to the people that say 5+ invulnerables are a waste of time!) and to add insult to injury, laughing all the way to the nearest squad, my warboss deals 4 STR10 wounds and he fails 3 lol DEAD! his other squad fires a volley into the ard boyz, and kills only 1. magically they pass the break test proving they really are ard!
my turn, naturally i shoot first with da boyz, and they kill 2 in the process! so now i assault them, the nob kills 2 by himself(man those big choppas rule) the SM do nothing again lol and the boyz kills a few more. that squad was in shambles but passes the break test. warboss and nobs move closer b ut no assault. end round 5.

6! SM cant believe whats going on. fires the plasma cannon at my boss and nobs but fails to do anything. his squad in CC kills off the last of my boyz and leaves the nob. but my nobs is ard! he keeps on fighting and kills another marine leaving only 1 left. finally tho my boss and nobs assault and finish off that squad. now all thats left in the squad in the bunker. my boss was the only one that could destroy the bunker (blasted 14 armor......) after 3 turns of bashing and only stunning them everytime....

7! is the magic number. the bunker finally gives and blows up due to my orky awesomeness! it explodes and kills one marine. best of all they fail the pinning test! (now im laughing like an idiot!) so naturally we assault the squad. the nobs that are left, kill 3 marines, and my boss does 4 str10 hits and the last marine! it was sweet victory for the orks!
Best of all its the VERY FIRST TIME i beat my brother in an annihilation match. we've played a few over the years and he always beat me in them. first real match with my orks and i beat him for the first time in annihilation match. SO im super happy! hope you enjoyed me recanting the tale of orky awesomeness!